Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Nov 20th 2008, 2:43 am
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Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Q. Two Dundonians jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Dundee girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Dundee girl?
A. Granny.
Q. Why did the Dundee girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Dundee girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a Dundee quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Dundee kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What's the difference between a Dundee boy and an Dundee girl?
A. A Dundee girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. What's the most confusing day in Dundee ?
A. Fathers day
A. Society.
Q. What does a Dundee girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Dundee girl?
A. Granny.
Q. Why did the Dundee girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Dundee girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What's the first question during a Dundee quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Two Dundee kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What's the difference between a Dundee boy and an Dundee girl?
A. A Dundee girl has a higher sperm count.
Q. What's the most confusing day in Dundee ?
A. Fathers day
Nov 20th 2008, 2:52 am
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hmmmm...nice
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
well...that was fun
Nov 20th 2008, 3:08 am
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hmmmm...nice
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Nov 20th 2008, 3:18 am
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Nov 20th 2008, 3:24 am
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hmmmm...nice
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Nov 20th 2008, 3:28 am
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
admin,
please ban MH for this racist slur.
I am deeply offended.
Its auburn sunset, not ginger
My lawyers will be in touch
please ban MH for this racist slur.
I am deeply offended.
Its auburn sunset, not ginger
My lawyers will be in touch
Nov 20th 2008, 3:38 am
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Do the above jokes hold true of the students at university in Dundee? 
Nov 20th 2008, 3:47 am
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