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Old Nov 20th 2008, 2:43 am
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Q. Two Dundonians jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a Dundee girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Dundee girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Dundee girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Dundee girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Dundee quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Dundee kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a Dundee boy and an Dundee girl?
A. A Dundee girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. What's the most confusing day in Dundee ?
A. Fathers day
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well...that was fun
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well...that was fun
It wasnt meant to be funny, if you have ever been to dundee (which i seriously doubt), you will know that the above are actually reflections of Dundeh women.
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It wasnt meant to be funny, if you have ever been to dundee (which i seriously doubt), you will know that the above are actually reflections of Dundeh women.
it was the word 'jokes' in the thread title that confused me...
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it was the word 'jokes' in the thread title that confused me...
Fair point!

not all jokes are meant to be funny though.....

I would tell more, but id get banned and be accused of being a racist...
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Fair point!

not all jokes are meant to be funny though.....

I would tell more, but id get banned and be accused of being a racist...
how can a ginger be racist...you of all people must know what it is like to be discriminated against...
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how can a ginger be racist...you of all people must know what it is like to be discriminated against...
yea but i dont ride on the easily offended bus like some (lionheart)
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admin,

please ban MH for this racist slur.

I am deeply offended.

Its auburn sunset, not ginger

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admin,

please ban MH for this racist slur.

I am deeply offended.

Its auburn sunset, not ginger

My lawyers will be in touch
it's being called a cloggie that made me see red...
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Do the above jokes hold true of the students at university in Dundee?
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Do the above jokes hold true of the students at university in Dundee?
even more so for Abertay students..

why you ask?
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even more so for Abertay students..

why you ask?
I have friends who went there. A couple of them are helping out the financially strapped Dundee football team.
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I have friends who went there. A couple of them are helping out the financially strapped Dundee football team.
by eating thier pies?
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by eating thier pies?
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