Dream come true

Old Jul 25th 2014, 3:21 pm
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I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 40, we drank and chatted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mum, are you still awake?"
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Old Jul 25th 2014, 3:57 pm
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Originally Posted by ctfc View Post
I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 40, we drank and chatted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mum, are you still awake?"
Was this in Hull?
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Old Jul 26th 2014, 6:53 am
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I laughed ..though mostly in horror.
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Old Jul 26th 2014, 9:48 am
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ha! well......
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