You talk out of your arse!

Sits back and waits!!!

you know some people would pay good money to watch that sort of thing....or so Ive been told...I mean I wouldnt know....its not that Ive ever paid for that sort of thing you know...just saying!

mmmm the need to deny implies guilt.

and the comment was made in jest to get a fun reaction, as i am sure no-one else read into it what you so obviously did.

only kidding, you closet perv

I knew you still checked in.

Hello old foe, is that a smile on your face? How are you?

I thought it was about me on this fine Sunday morning, after too many g&ts last night. Damn this quaint English custom of 'would you like a double? It's only an extra pound'. Willpower R Not Me.

she never smiles

I've corrected that for you...


And seriously there are far more posters way on the right than anything else and their vitriol is frequently quite unpleasant.

Plus I have been away.

Me too.

It seems some people don't like the sound of debate and reason.

But what gets me is the description of "humourless" from the po-faced ranting right! Seriously??? Is referring to me as " Miss deep throat" and infantile race-baiting really your idea of humour? That's the best you can manage?

It's Dennis Healy versus Geoffrey Howe all over again....

I'm just annoyed I keep getting lumped in with you grubby lefties.

It seems nowadays if you aren't panting at the thought of drowning migrants in the Med then you're some unwashed hippy who is at the extreme opposite.

go and get a haircut and a decent wash you scumbag.

Due to the death of this place, I've had to vent my bad attempts at humour in the comments section of the Dailymail - it's not as satisfying as they are easier pray than you lot.

Haircut tonight.
Must get a beard trim too or you'll be 100% correct.