Sean the gorgeous gay barman/seamstress has just impregnated Violet the barmaid it is hilarious but very sweet. For itv soaps www.itv.com and bbc www.bbc.co.uk/soaps. I am a self confested soap addict and proud of it

Thank you, but hey I think I like the idea of a secret club, where we can dodge ''Big'' brother

Good one. I thought I could see that coming last night.

Might want to rephrase that!!!

What about Eastenders, where does that live???

That is on Orbit ... but does it not make you want to slash your wrists???

Good point, think I'll stick to Corrie and Emmerdale then and leave anything that is generated below the Watford Gap

back in an hour .....................

Oh my god, watched corrie last night when was there an invasion of Brookie

Tell me where you are at in Corrie as I dont know how you get the comparison to Brookie

Sinbad was painting a house and flirting with a bird

Oh yes Sinbad has now moved into Charlie and Tracy's old house with his disfunctional family. He owns and runs the kebab shop. He isnt in it regularly at the moment but I think there is a storyline brewing with the lady who does the taxi place on the phones as Sinbad has the hots for her but she doesnt know it yet as she is having an affair with a married man

Aaaahhh my life is nearly complete, living the dream and having Corrie back

Just need to find that poor dog that they keep outside all night and barks at the moon

it was good last night, loved the brawl in the street!!! hilarious!

Oh yeah .. the elegant Janice Battersby