Contributions for worst song lyrics
Aug 11th 2009, 11:35 pm
#16
Septic Sprout
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Location: Shanghai
Posts: 7,995
Re: Contributions for worst song lyrics
How many songs has Helen Keller appeared in?
From "Rod Hull is live - Why?", a 1986 classic by Half Man Half Biscuit
Halfway up the Wrekin with an empty flask of tea,
A fog descends and takes away my visibility,
Yet in this Helen Keller state, I'd still quite like to know
Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well?
From "Rod Hull is live - Why?", a 1986 classic by Half Man Half Biscuit
Halfway up the Wrekin with an empty flask of tea,
A fog descends and takes away my visibility,
Yet in this Helen Keller state, I'd still quite like to know
Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well?
Aug 12th 2009, 12:28 am
#17
banned
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 7,611
Re: Contributions for worst song lyrics
your mothers got a penis... by Goldie lookin chain...
welsh ****wits...but funny
welsh ****wits...but funny
Aug 12th 2009, 12:38 am
#18
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Thread Starter
Joined: May 2009
Location: Riyadh
Posts: 185
Re: Contributions for worst song lyrics
I'm for real - it ain't no quirk
My love is lurking the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush, or a car park in town
I bought you this necklace
It cost me 12 pounds
From Argos, Elizabeth Duke
Maybe you're the skywalker to my luke
Aug 12th 2009, 1:21 am
#19
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 13,553
Re: Contributions for worst song lyrics
Has to be............
"No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no lyrics......"
........ er, I mean "there's no limits..." ....... silly me...........
"No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no lyrics......"
........ er, I mean "there's no limits..." ....... silly me...........
Aug 12th 2009, 2:11 am
#20
Logical & Hot Stuff
Joined: Nov 2007
Location: Ontario's Armpit
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Re: Contributions for worst song lyrics
....maybe it wasn't a good joke but it was my attempt!
Aug 14th 2009, 3:18 am
#21
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Location: Disneyland, Dubai
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Re: Contributions for worst song lyrics
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
“I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let’s spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.”
“What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)”
“I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let’s spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.”
“What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)”
Aug 14th 2009, 3:58 am
#22
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Joined: Jul 2009
Location: Disneyland, Dubai
Posts: 15,887
Re: Contributions for worst song lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2vdWFbv1_k
Thankfully there are not too many lyrics...
