Contributions for worst song lyrics
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Don't know if this has been posted before but heard Snap - Rhythm is a Dancer this morning and I can't get the line "I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer" out of my head.
Any other suggestions for worst ever song lyrics???
Any other suggestions for worst ever song lyrics???
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That song called 'Life'. We used to piss ourselves when that song came on. I'll do my best........
"I dont want to see a ghost, its the sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news.........
(chorus)
Life o life yeah life oh l............"
Is that horrid enough for you?
"I dont want to see a ghost, its the sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news.........
(chorus)
Life o life yeah life oh l............"
Is that horrid enough for you?
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"i'd love to eat your cancer when it turns black..."
Sick
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Agadoo...doo doo...push pineapple shake a tree...
sorry, i'll get my coat...lol
sorry, i'll get my coat...lol
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Ive mentioned this song before but:
"Ssh girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips"
That takes the cake. Imagine how poor Helen feels to know her names being bandied around in such a manner.
"Ssh girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips"
That takes the cake. Imagine how poor Helen feels to know her names being bandied around in such a manner.
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Mull of Kintyre, oh mist rolling in from the sea......... Aggghhhhhhhhhhh durge.
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Lol Helen Keller is a famous deaf/mute person from American history - she died a very long time ago.
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My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
“I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let’s spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.”
“What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)”
“I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let’s spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.”
“What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)”
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