have you broken the law here and go away with it?

Bless me father for I have sinned.....

It has been 3 months since my last buggering.....

every day

Like what? Holding hands with my wife in public? Taking an elevator alone with 5 Emirati women? Getting into a car with a woman who was not my wife?

Or you mean murder?

anything, let's face it there are plenty to break and you can hold hands as long as you are married

i seriously do or say around 5 things daily that would see me jailed here.

The same 5 things or do you try to mix it up a bit?

the rest probably are illegal along with democratic protests, human rights organisations etc

like what? speeding?

During the first week here we went to Clarks at MOE for sandals for the boys. Got them a pair each, which we put on them in the shop.

For some reason it wasn't the same guy taking the money as had sorted us wtih the shoes, and I pointed at both pairs of shoes and said I was paying for the two. I did repeat this a few times.

On leaving the shop, I thought wow shoes here are cheaper than in UK and checked the receipt to see that we had only been charged for one pair.

Suffice to say I did NOT go back to rectify the matter. I mean seriously how many times can you say, "Thats for two pairs, yes?".

Sod em!

Couple of days later went to Ikea and bought a couple of toothbrush mugs, and was only charged for one as they were stacked together.

So turned from a totally honest never nicked a thing in my life person to a thieving git within hours of getting here.

loads of things that im not posting on here..

I have done tons of things but I aint posting either!!

I've never done anyting wrong or illegal and I'm not posting them here either!