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Old Oct 6th 2010, 11:05 am
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No wonder the great unwashed have no idea about the Dubai laws when it's perfectly fine to come as an international footballer, with your knocked up (WA)G.

I know when people get caught it's always claimed that ignorance is no excuse but really, of course, peeps think it's OK and Dubai's publicity machine condones it too.
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Judging from this pic I bet he does have to crouch. And I'd condone her any day of the week.

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Judging from this pic I bet he does have to crouch. And I'd condone her any day of the week.
Gotta say, wish i looked like her version of up the duff! (perhaps not quite so much as DH!)

I was just observing why the scallywags coming from the UK might think Dubya is more liberal than it is...
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No wonder the great unwashed have no idea about the Dubai laws when it's perfectly fine to come as an international footballer, with your knocked up (WA)G.

I know when people get caught it's always claimed that ignorance is no excuse but really, of course, peeps think it's OK and Dubai's publicity machine condones it too.
Yeah and if you reverse the roles you end up with this beauty

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ath-hotel.html

I'll take 3 meter Peter over the Sheik anyday of the week...!
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Yeah and if you reverse the roles you end up with this beauty

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ath-hotel.html

I'll take 3 meter Peter over the Sheik anyday of the week...!
He's obviously guilty--have you seen the shoes he's wearing with that suit? Sartorial murder in the first degree.
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Public canoodling - pictures in the Daily Fail. Going to guess that they wont be arrested, locked up and then deported.
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she could do with banging up wags do my head in and she is one of the worst! Bitch slaps Clancy into next week. grrr
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she could do with banging up wags do my head in and she is one of the worst! Bitch slaps Clancy into next week. grrr
Well , they're at home in Dubai , couldn't think of a place that suits them better actually.........
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Originally Posted by al dente

I was just observing why the scallywags coming from the UK might think Dubya is more liberal than it is...
Well what do you expect them to think when Dubai has engaged Myleene Klass to be their Dubai ambassador to encourage Brits to come and live/visit here.
She is unmarried, has a 3 year old daughter and is pregnant and lives with her partner.
She says " Dubai is a very accessible, safe country.....it is the perfect place for young families and couples to move to" She doesn't add.........as long as you don't get pregnant if you aren't married! I wonder what would happen if she was visiting here and went into labour?
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Mixed signals. Who's responsible for letting these people in?

They should be fired.
Who let Paris Hillton in?


I'm moving. In Oman they wouldn't have gotten past the airport arrivals lounge.

I must say though, I have a lot of respect for Klass as a classically-trained musician. But that's not why she's famous is it?


Is there a job somewhere for appropriateness consultant? Where do I send my CV?

In the UK, famous usually = scumbag. In Dubai, they seem to be under the impression that famous = important and/or useful. I can advise on inappropriate personalities.

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Originally Posted by seven seas
Mixed signals. Who's responsible for letting these people in?

They should be fired.
Who let Paris Hillton in?


I'm moving. In Oman they wouldn't have gotten past the airport arrivals lounge.

I must say though, I have a lot of respect for Klass as a classically-trained musician. But that's not why she's famous is it?


Is there a job somewhere for appropriateness consultant? Where do I send my CV?

In the UK, famous usually = scumbag. In Dubai, they seem to be under the impression that famous = important and/or useful. I can advise on inappropriate personalities.
She also has a boyfriend that got nabbed for dealing smack a few years ago ..
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Originally Posted by co durham boy
She also has a boyfriend that got nabbed for dealing smack a few years ago ..
I have nothing against some form of light corporal punishment when dealing with errant kids...
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