we have Basil Faulty working at my office, along with Bozo the clown, The Fat Controller, Ted Bundy, The Fat Police, Liza Minelli and Bubbles ( Michael Jacksons monkey) all genuine nicknames which I won't go into the whys and whos but you get the idea I'm sure!

Hey KC- I'd love to spend a day at your office!!!

Caricatures? There's Sid the Sexist from Viz. Natural habitat : The Ally Pally.

Sevenseas, wanna swap for a day? ( what do you do?)

You might actually like it:

Big hangar, lots of fit young men in uniform, sweating over helicopter parts.

Big hangar??

Do these people know that they have these nicknames? Before our team was wiped out, I (and one other), had nicknames for everyone... but I'm not sure, Mutley, Vincunt, Tarquin, Jockroach, Meatballs, the MILF and the other misfits would have appreciated hearing them...

sevenseas that sounds fab- can you set up a webcam now?

Millhouse- of course not!

yeah, you know, where airplanes are stored ...


Millhouse- the main point is not to let them know they have these nicknames.
NoAss, Gimp and BrainCell are quite pleased with their official nicknames.

A webcam!? Yeah right. There's no way they would allow anything like that.

I have been strip-searched four times already.
Today.
By the same guy.

Now that is an issue...

is BrainCell really clever or utterly stupid?

how much are they sweating? Just out of interest and just how young and fit? wonders off into dream land.....anyone else hear the soundtrack to TopGun playing....

Sir Alex Ferguson - because of the hairdryer treatment at half time,lol

Sevenseas- I'm on my way now.

we have a tits-pervert here as well but he is also one of the other names.

So what do you think your nicknames might be?

lol I was with you all the way there, until you mentioned Top Gun, ewe then then that little fart Tom Cruise came into my head.....