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Old Jan 21st 2008, 3:40 pm
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Originally Posted by The Dean View Post
Just arrived so I'm afraid I'm going back on topic.....

Forget the cats - I'm thinking about the toast.

I had heard this thing about toast always lands the same way up (ie buttered side down), and discovered to my chagrin that it was true.

But you lot really must be stupid...... you should do what I do these days......

........ drop the toast BEFORE YOU BUTTER IT........
If I were you I'd just boot the cat out, or when you drop your toast you'll get cat fur on it so ... au revoir poooseeee

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Old Jan 21st 2008, 4:06 pm
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
A cat always lands on it's feet.
Toast always lands buttered-side down.

So if I take my cat and strap a piece of toast (buttered side up) onto his back, and then throw him out of the window, which side up will he land?
Is that a cat in a hat???
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Old Jan 21st 2008, 4:12 pm
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Rumble, I recognise that cat! That's the cat that appears if you google 'shaved pussy'. I knew I remembered him from somewhere...

Is that how you found him?

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What happens if you throw out foresaid pussy and at the same time throw out a load of toast?

Which makes it to the ground first? and would feline eat the butter on the way down?

And is there a minimum height? I mean, there's no point trying the experiment from the first floor is there?
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Old Jan 21st 2008, 4:21 pm
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What happens if you throw out foresaid pussy and at the same time throw out a load of toast?

Which makes it to the ground first? and would feline eat the butter on the way down?

And is there a minimum height? I mean, there's no point trying the experiment from the first floor is there?
Well at least the toast would be reasonable edible
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Old Jan 21st 2008, 4:22 pm
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Originally Posted by Sam FTQ
google 'shaved pussy'
What on earth would i want to search that for!
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Old Jan 21st 2008, 4:28 pm
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Rumble, I recognise that cat! That's the cat that appears if you google 'shaved pussy'. I knew I remembered him from somewhere...
I never found no cat .....
just a wet shaved .........
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Old Jan 21st 2008, 4:33 pm
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I never found no cat .....
just a wet shaved .........
Keep looking, Ray - you'll come across him eventually (if you've got nothing better to do, that is!)

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Keep looking, Ray - you'll come across him eventually (if you've got nothing better to do, that is!)

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I have a weak heart ...thats a dangerous search ......
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I have a weak heart ...thats a dangerous search ......
Don't go pegging out on me Ray...

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Don't go pegging out on me Ray...

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Rumble, quick, tell him which page it's on...
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Don't go pegging out on me Ray...

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Originally Posted by Rumble Tumble View Post
What on earth would i want to search that for!
Awww, come on. We've all been on Google and typed ' shaved pussy'.

Haven't we?
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Originally Posted by nottmbantam View Post
Awww, come on. We've all been on Google and typed ' shaved pussy'.

Haven't we?
Well crikey i must be missing out then am I?

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Originally Posted by Rumble Tumble View Post
Well crikey i must be missing out then am I?

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Whad'ya mean? You're the one with the 'shaved pussy' avatar...!
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