Breaking news alerts are saying another boat has been taken by the Iranians. Good to seem them hurting enough to take these measures but the UK should be embarrassed by their response so far. We need to get our boat back - we must have some toys in Bahrain ready to be used.

The Iranians probably feel the same way about the Iranian tanker seized by English pirates off Gibraltar.

Probably true. We should have sunk that too.

Time for a good old fashioned pissing contest I think.

Modified F35 would be better.

British pirates.

Brexit Pirates?

Isn't that just Farage, pissed in a dinghy?

Wait....that's the same as the Scottish Navy post independence.

Now that's summat I'd like to see.....Farage in the Scottish Navy. In a dinghy. Pissed.

With his backing they could probably go from a single seat Topper to a Bosun dinghy.

Or we scuttle it?

It seems a real strange one to just continue to leave boats sat there though. Diplomacy doesn't take this long to get an answer.