so folks, I am on my lonesome for a while since the other half is out of town, and my mates are all going away to make the most of the long Eid weekend...was wondering if anyone fancied joining me on Thurs evening for drinks at a new venue called 'spice & ice lounge' in JLT, Cluster A. I went there last week and the music, staff and crowd were great. They do a deal where you pay AED 199 and have unlimited drinks from 8pm-12pm, and unlimited appetisers from their food menu - I didn't try any of the appetisers. If you fancy it, come on down.

I'll need some where to crash

Will you two get a ******* room?

A romance of note brewing here.......I can see a few disappointed Russian crew members at month end

Would love to Mission but in my rock and roll lifestyle, Thursday night is the delivery of the new dining table and chairs.

Which, on a cost-per-use basis, I need to sit at from Thursday night after work until about 2034.

awww man'an I'm not feeling the lubbb in here *sniff* *sniff*

lubbb or lube???

ufff you sick puppies

I've used butter before

Bugger! I've heard good things about this place but by the time I get home from work I'm usually too knackered to go out on Thursdays.

We've got a BOGOF voucher for their Friday afternoon brunch so me and the bloke are going to give it a go on the 30th. 199 dibs for two people, it's worth a try at least

Butter?

Tears are more than enough.

were you still able to sit down afterwards?

I had you down as using pate and a rescue dog.

Is his real name Keith? (You'll need to know Phoenix Nights for this one.)