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weasel central Mar 12th 2011 12:49 am

Re: Behave Yourselves, Guys
 

Originally Posted by seven seas (Post 9234705)
Just coz you pay someone to have sex with you, doesn't mean she will do anything you want- with two other guys as well.


Haven't we all fallen for the old "that's not included in the price" schtick at one time or another?

I tend to carry around blank contract of service documents with me, just in case of such a breach occuring when I am drunk, naked and waving around a knife.

Spugsy Mar 12th 2011 1:54 am

Re: Behave Yourselves, Guys
 

Originally Posted by seven seas (Post 9234705)
Just coz you pay someone to have sex with you, doesn't mean she will do anything you want- with two other guys as well.


Haven't we all fallen for the old "that's not included in the price" schtick at one time or another?

oh lord...

Norm_uk Mar 12th 2011 4:33 am

Re: Behave Yourselves, Guys
 

Originally Posted by seven seas (Post 9234705)
Haven't we all fallen for the old "that's not included in the price" schtick at one time or another?

You've either been married or have been here too long...or both!

Autonomy Mar 12th 2011 7:02 am

Re: Behave Yourselves, Guys
 
Phew.... for a minute there I was worried we'd fall into that ol' stereotype category....

Ethos83 Mar 12th 2011 3:55 pm

Re: Behave Yourselves, Guys
 
Gotta admire those African girls. They have spunk!

Too bad these two will be deported.


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