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Old Mar 11th 2011, 9:44 am
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Two Brits jailed for a month and then deported for holding sex party...
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/cr...l-sex-1.774650
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Old Mar 11th 2011, 3:10 pm
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Two Brits jailed for a month and then deported for holding sex party...
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/cr...l-sex-1.774650
Asking for trouble really though eh?
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Old Mar 11th 2011, 8:51 pm
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Does anyone else remember a poster in the London Underground in the early 1990s that said "Sex please, we are Italian- No Sex please, we are British" ?
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But--now listen carefully Seven Seas--allegedly many people in the UAE consume liquor (gasp) and have sexual interactions (shock) in both hotels and their own residences (horror), but because they do it with a degree of discretion, they don't fall foul of the law. But you may not believe it.
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However, the prosecution included in its records, footage of the building's surveillance camera showing P.C. throwing the naked women out of his flat while waving a knife at them.

Let me guess.............. the footage was created by police in their laboratory, and planted in the hotel's records?
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Asking for trouble really though eh?
They sound like a pair of right dummies , a couple of hookers as well and they still couldn't get what they wanted....!

Amateurs...!
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Originally Posted by co durham boy View Post
They sound like a pair of right dummies , a couple of hookers as well and they still couldn't get what they wanted....!

Amateurs...!
what kind of man organises a sex party with the numbers stacked against him?
Can't say its my bag baby, but at least if I was involved there would be more women than men, at worst similar numbers.

And no knives
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what kind of man organises a sex party with the numbers stacked against him?
Can't say its my bag baby, but at least if I was involved there would be more women than men, at worst similar numbers.

And no knives
spot on. This story is very fishy indeed. There is no way three pissed blokes would come home with two hookers. I want to know what happened to the other four.
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Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse View Post
spot on. This story is very fishy indeed. There is no way three pissed blokes would come home with two hookers. I want to know what happened to the other four.
Could be a new concept of sex party, rounding up of random hookers in bars, rocking back home with too many men, getting zero sex, a knife fight at some point and followed up with a month in jail and deportation.

I admit there is a certain amount of wild man status gained here but still I prefer a sex party to at least have some sex involved, unless the sex part refers to the month in jail afterwards.
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no football on tonight and now my alternative plans totally scuppered as well
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spot on. This story is very fishy indeed. There is no way three pissed blokes would come home with two hookers. I want to know what happened to the other four.
the other four were emiratis who were discreetly left out of the case...
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hookers that refuse to perform sexual acts...what is the world coming to?

this story sounds too weird to actually be true..
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Pretty lame sort of sex party, if you ask me... three guys round up two hookers and still can't get to home base (or so it seems).
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Just coz you pay someone to have sex with you, doesn't mean she will do anything you want- with two other guys as well.


Haven't we all fallen for the old "that's not included in the price" schtick at one time or another?
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Haven't we all fallen for the old "that's not included in the price" schtick at one time or another?

Hey, you sure you don't want to edit doll.....
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