And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Dec 5th 2007, 6:24 am

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by Sam FTQ

Believe me, once was enough.

Yes I can imagine, just curious, who were they talking to ???

Dec 5th 2007, 8:49 am

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by Confucius

There Ain't no such thing as "bad sex'...

Well to a point yes.

I read somewhere sex is like pizza...even when it's bad it's good.

N.

Dec 5th 2007, 4:50 pm

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by Sam FTQ

Bad Sex: Having sex with a woman whilst simultaneously discussing shipping companies.

Sam,

What an insult! I can't believe anybody would treat you like that.

I have a suggestion - you can have sex with me, and I promise not to talk about shipping companies until afterwards......

Dec 5th 2007, 4:52 pm

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by Redlippie

That's a riddle that only Confucius could solve there mate

Of course there's bad sex...and then there's VERY bad sex

Hmmmm...

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Originally Posted by MataHari

our Conf is just happy with anything...sweet really

You can kiss my sweet,hairy Iebo ass...

Dec 5th 2007, 4:52 pm

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by Sam FTQ

Bad Sex: Having sex with a woman whilst simultaneously discussing shipping companies.

That's Marine Sex...

Dec 5th 2007, 4:53 pm

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by Norm_uk

Well to a point yes.

I read somewhere sex is like pizza...even when it's bad it's good.

N.

I see where you're coming from...

Dec 5th 2007, 7:10 pm

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by The Dean

Sam,

What an insult! I can't believe anybody would treat you like that.

I have a suggestion - you can have sex with me, and I promise not to talk about shipping companies until afterwards......

OK. Saudi rates or Abu Dhabi rates? This vulnerable young English girl has rent to pay, y'know!

Dec 5th 2007, 7:30 pm

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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OK. Saudi rates or Abu Dhabi rates? This vulnerable young English girl has rent to pay, y'know!

This is getting interesting!

Dec 6th 2007, 5:01 am

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by B.Geezer

This is getting interesting!

yeah...you're wondering who is this "young" and "vulnerable" girl that FTQ is referring to, aren't you...

MM, xx

Dec 6th 2007, 5:52 am

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Sam FTQ

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa

yeah...you're wondering who is this "young" and "vulnerable" girl that FTQ is referring to, aren't you...

MM, xx

It's a reference to a post by The Dean which now, alas, has been deleted (at my request).

Dec 6th 2007, 6:17 am

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by Sam FTQ

It's a reference to a post by The Dean which now, alas, has been deleted (at my request).

ah yes...how can we forget your drama queen exit...and now you are making funny references yourself at being a prostitute...things change so quick around here...

Dec 6th 2007, 6:23 am

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by MataHari

ah yes...how can we forget your drama queen exit...and now you are making funny references yourself at being a prostitute...things change so quick around here...

Please get off my case; I am bored with you.

Dec 6th 2007, 6:24 am

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MataHari

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Please get off my case; I am bored with you.

I am not bored of you yet...

Dec 6th 2007, 6:35 am

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MataHari

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Re: And the "Bad Sex in Fiction" award goes to.....

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Originally Posted by Sam FTQ

Why are you such a bitch?

it wasn't me that got a member in trouble and then sat back and watched the action...only to get back on and start posting jokes about the same subject that you were so upset about...but nevermind, please carry on posting...