kittycat1

Can anyone tell me if there is a difference?

weasel decentral

Several hundred bad days in a row = time to go..its a mathematical formula...

in order to prolong departure you must use this formula:

bad days in a row/ money < time to go , where bad days in a row approaches infinity.

I am also using the additional formula modifier of ((bad days in a row) -(days of alcohol X casual sex X drugs) )/money< time to go


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scrubbedexpat141

WD is spot on.

Lots in a row is a shit week.

Lots of shit weeks in a row is a crap month

Crap months all lined up becomes depressing and you'll turn into a 35 year old, who looks 75, sat in the same boozer every night on your own with a nose the size of a fist and more veins on said red nose than you've got anywhere else on your body.

The Dean

All right sweetie...... talk to your Uncle Dean......... what's happened?

shiva

when you're filled with a sense of foreboding every morning,
when there is no longer a glimmer of hope or joy in the day,
when you have no respect for any of your seniors,
when you're convinced that they actually do employ monkeys that look like people in your firm,
thats usually past the time when you should have left.

Millhouse

No one has ever had a bad day in the UK right?

Time to go when the number of bad days are greater than they would be at home/ elsewhere.

Millsyisland

I used to have a job in the UK where I woke up with that sense of foreboding every morning, it was horrible.

And as Millhouse says, even if you did leave, you could end up with the same old shite, just in the cold/wet and probably getting paid less for it?

Keep your pecker (or female equivalent) up.

Vimto

is this what you mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueQqhx3qfJ8

scrubbedexpat141

Ah yes, the "same shit, different toilet" situation.

Paracletus

I left my last role in the UK due to this..company was in trouble, management tried to play us off with happyness and a positive outlook but could never deliver, work load varied, tasks became boring, pay was cut..I had problems even getting out of bed..input decreased, voiced my concerns only to be told..'we are doing our best, but you must continue to provide an outstanding service'..**** that. Handed in my notice, problem solved.

mentalist

Okay, Kittykat, you have grabbed our attention, so please tell us all what happened.

The Dean

I've asked her that (post no 4) but she's not telling.

Ronnie Biggs

It's ok, she told me. She accidentally put thong gussets into what were clearly supposed to be pairs of granny pants. It happens to us all but you just have to move on.....

Boomhauer

Or she could emigrate to the US, Canada or sheep shagger lands. US is a very nice place, cost of living is quite low compared to London. Lots of interesting things to do and people are generally warm and friendly.

maudawia

hope everything is fine