kittycat1

so soooo wrong! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...cky-alive.html

Spugsy

Yours is a bit like that isn't it?

weasel decentral

I really don't understand this trend, and don't find it at all attractive.

Also it's bloody difficult to shag a woman with an arse this big, unless you have a penis which closely resembles a tube of Pringles (large size, cheese and onion flavour).

To adapt some Shakespeare;

its provokes the desire (apparently), yet takes from the performance

Spugsy

Damn good for spanking mind.

Kix

You think? Wouldn't it not explode if hit too hard.... bit of a shitty thought..

Blue Cat

yuk

Spugsy

Only one way to find out...and that's with Eamonn Holmes on live tv.

'Bejaysus, get your good self over my knee for a spanking and let's see what happens'

Kix

"Vanity Wonder"?

Do you think that's her real name?

Kix

Carroll to Toon Spugs, yes or no? I say yes btw...

And if he goes, a great bit of business from Ashley, loan him out for 18 months, use cash to fund squad, buy him back at half the price.

Spugsy

I'd take him aye, but not for a penny more than £13m. Let's not forget he is still only 23, and we don't play that sort of crossing, long ball game anymore - but yeah course I'd have him back.

kittycat1

lol spugs-are you taking the piss? i mean yes its big but i hardly have a shelf lol

Kix

Well as pool made 15m profit on the deal with torres, he was a net of 20, so you would hope we can pick him up for 13-15.

Apparently there's a sell on clause that will give us a load of dosh if he goes elsewhere (I heard 25% of future sale), so that will help us too. He's odds on at the bookies to go now.

Millhouse

I like it. I can see a lot of use for the shelf - I'd use it to store the TV remote.

Miss Anne Thrope

Once you pop, you can't stop......

jackthehat

It looks like a severe case of Constipation to me! - Full of shit, and so is that newspaper too!