I've got a rental Nissan Tiida, if anyone's up for some booze tonight, I'll meet you out the front in half an hour!

Who let the thugs in?

..... and the "Most Unlikely Thread Title Ever To Appear On The Bored" award goes to..........

....... this one

Which spinneys? Get me some rum and a few bottles of vodka....oh and some cognac, guiness, and some decent whiskey.

If you can still get a tiida to move with all that in the back I'll pay you for it!

you will be disappointed then.. A+E are next door..

Well there's always the pork section...

A ram raid for a bit of pork...

I wouldn't be the first time in history that's happened I'm sure...sometimes the need for bacon is just too strong!