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Old Dec 16th 2008, 6:44 pm
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Tattoo Girl's friend in England wrote this - just what our teenagers think of us.........

4x4 Mothers
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Why do they insist on driving 4x4's through town?
Are you queen of the road and that car is your crown?
You don't live on a field or indeed on a farm,
so why buy a car that does so much harm?
So you've got kids? That was chosen not random?
You made your own bed, love, buy a f*****g tandem!
You need it for shopping, for the extra space?
Try buying less s**t, it all goes to waste.
You don't need a huge cross country 4x4
you can do online straight to your door.
But its more than that that's not the end
You drive it around to impress your friends.
That is a childish thing to do
stop being like them and be like you!
So a message to the mothers who drive huge tank cars
walk places, you know get off your a**e!

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Tattoo Girl's friend in England wrote this - just what our teenagers think of us.........

4x4 Mothers
James Donnelly

Why do they insist on driving 4x4's through town?
Are you queen of the road and that car is your crown?
You don't live on a field or indeed on a farm,
so why buy a car that does so much harm?
So you've got kids? That was chosen not random?
You made your own bed, love, buy a f*****g tandem!
You need it for shopping, for the extra space?
Try buying less s**t, it all goes to waste.
You don't need a huge cross country 4x4
you can do online straight to your door.
But its more than that that's not the end
You drive it around to impress your friends.
That is a childish thing to do
stop being like them and be like you!
So a message to the mothers who drive huge tank cars
walk places, you know get off your a**e!

I think it's time you sold your Range Rover...
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That's funny Squirty. Definitely time you traded in your pink stretch Hummer with obligatory jacuzzi and champagne bar for something slightly less "decadent" - perhaps a uni-cycle!
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definately not written by my kids or their friends...
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definately not written by my kids or their friends...
or mine MH
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definately not written by my kids or their friends...
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or mine MH

I reckon that would be because it was written by boy living in a much less protected environment, and one where the families could afford to live in UK and earn enough to run a 4x4 despite all the tax heaped on them!
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I reckon that would be because it was written by boy living in a much less protected environment, and one where the families could afford to live in UK and earn enough to run a 4x4 despite all the tax heaped on them!
nah...it's because my sons love anything that has a powerful engine and it has to be big enough to tow a trailer full of quadbikes...
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Originally Posted by Squirty Cream View Post
Tattoo Girl's friend in England wrote this - just what our teenagers think of us.........

4x4 Mothers
James Donnelly

Why do they insist on driving 4x4's through town?
Are you queen of the road and that car is your crown?
You don't live on a field or indeed on a farm,
so why buy a car that does so much harm?
So you've got kids? That was chosen not random?
You made your own bed, love, buy a f*****g tandem!
You need it for shopping, for the extra space?
Try buying less s**t, it all goes to waste.
You don't need a huge cross country 4x4
you can do online straight to your door.
But its more than that that's not the end
You drive it around to impress your friends.
That is a childish thing to do
stop being like them and be like you!
So a message to the mothers who drive huge tank cars
walk places, you know get off your a**e!

Ah I see I have allies in my struggle to demonise the 4x4 in the city owner

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Originally Posted by Squirty Cream View Post
Tattoo Girl's friend in England wrote this - just what our teenagers think of us.........

4x4 Mothers
James Donnelly

Why do they insist on driving 4x4's through town?
Are you queen of the road and that car is your crown?
You don't live on a field or indeed on a farm,
so why buy a car that does so much harm?
So you've got kids? That was chosen not random?
You made your own bed, love, buy a f*****g tandem!
You need it for shopping, for the extra space?
Try buying less s**t, it all goes to waste.
You don't need a huge cross country 4x4
you can do online straight to your door.
But its more than that that's not the end
You drive it around to impress your friends.
That is a childish thing to do
stop being like them and be like you!
So a message to the mothers who drive huge tank cars
walk places, you know get off your a**e!

Mom's in convertibles would be better, much like in Miami
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nah...it's because my sons love anything that has a powerful engine and it has to be big enough to tow a trailer full of quadbikes...
Exactly. Whilst that may be a typical behaviour here - big engines and trailers full of quad bikes or jet skis or whatever, in England where this boy is from, all that's being questioned due to the issues of climate change and being an individual.......... I think it's great to have an intelligent young man challenge the older generation, especially since they will inherit what we leave behind. And if we're not careful that won't be very much if we continue to live the same lifestyles.
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definately not written by my kids or their friends...
My personal favorite is the Mercedes-Benz ML63 AMG though, 0-60 in 4.8 seconds and its still soothing to drive.
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Mom's in convertibles would be better, much like in Miami

Explain?
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My personal favorite is the Mercedes-Benz ML63 AMG though, 0-60 in 4.8 seconds and its still soothing to drive.
Although you know what they say, "if you want to go into the desert, take an ML. If you want to come back, take a Landcruiser".
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It's not really designed for offroad use pet .

For that you want a G-wagon or Unimog.
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It's not really designed for offroad use pet .

For that you want a G-wagon or Unimog.
Exactly. So what is the point of them?
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