W10

Did he start doing press-ups in the middle of the dancefloor?

Used to be a regular routine.

I play for the paper boiz, the team in green shirts. Rampaging right back or something like that...

Spugsy

lets just say he did things that would you in deep trouble back home, never mind on a nightout over Eid.

you're the chinese looking dude yeah?

W10

Lol...He's a monster when he's drunk.

Yeah, thats me.

Chinese, devilishly handsome, retro chic, fleet of foot, cultured on the ball, tough in the tackle...or something

Confucius

I just can't imagine you playing football...

W10

I used to be a very good player, played at a decent amateur level.

Now its very much down to fitness, and whether I can be bothered to put the effort in when I play.