American Idle

On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 15:45:52 -0500, Bruce <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >What is Support <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>I've never understood the American obsession with "support" and their
    >>need to wear this silly contraption they call a jock strap when the
    >>rest of the world doesn't.
    >>They claim they need to wear this weird looking device which leaves
    >>your arse flapping in the breeze because it provides better "support"
    >>up front. But how does a device with two flimsy straps under the
    >>buttocks provide any more testicular support than a brief or bikini
    >>style underwear.
    >>You never see European athletes wearing them, for example. In fact,
    >>during soccer games they wear regular underwear, or, in some cases, no
    >>underwear at all. While wearing no underwear provides those
    >>embarassing moments that get caught on camera, it's obvious that
    >>wearing regular underwear does no harm.
    >>Why then do Americans feel they need more "support" than the rest of
    >>the world? No doubt some nationalistic or patriotic types will jump
    >>in to say it's because Americans are created "bigger" than others
    >>(Republicans probably will say that) but that's not true. If it were,
    >>then Africans would need special double reinforced wire mesh jock
    >>straps.
    >I never understood if they were really necessary or not when I was in
    >school but I hated it when they made us wear them in PE class. Who
    >can forget those infamous jock strap checks?
    >Nowadays I only wear them during sex play. My boyfriend loves it, he
    >says it looks like I'm serving him my ass on a platter.
    >I think the stupid jock strap rule was made up by some pedophile
    >coaches and high school PE teachers as just another excuse to get off
    >looking at boys. Remember when swimming class in school used to be in
    >the nude?


You must have gone to a more fun school then I did.
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American Idle

On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:56:44 GMT, lab~rat <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 15:45:52 -0500, Bruce <[email protected]>
    >puked:
    >>What is Support <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>I've never understood the American obsession with "support" and their
    >>>need to wear this silly contraption they call a jock strap when the
    >>>rest of the world doesn't.
    >>>They claim they need to wear this weird looking device which leaves
    >>>your arse flapping in the breeze because it provides better "support"
    >>>up front. But how does a device with two flimsy straps under the
    >>>buttocks provide any more testicular support than a brief or bikini
    >>>style underwear.
    >>>You never see European athletes wearing them, for example. In fact,
    >>>during soccer games they wear regular underwear, or, in some cases, no
    >>>underwear at all. While wearing no underwear provides those
    >>>embarassing moments that get caught on camera, it's obvious that
    >>>wearing regular underwear does no harm.
    >>>Why then do Americans feel they need more "support" than the rest of
    >>>the world? No doubt some nationalistic or patriotic types will jump
    >>>in to say it's because Americans are created "bigger" than others
    >>>(Republicans probably will say that) but that's not true. If it were,
    >>>then Africans would need special double reinforced wire mesh jock
    >>>straps.
    >>I never understood if they were really necessary or not when I was in
    >>school but I hated it when they made us wear them in PE class. Who
    >>can forget those infamous jock strap checks?
    >>Nowadays I only wear them during sex play. My boyfriend loves it, he
    >>says it looks like I'm serving him my ass on a platter.
    >>I think the stupid jock strap rule was made up by some pedophile
    >>coaches and high school PE teachers as just another excuse to get off
    >>looking at boys. Remember when swimming class in school used to be in
    >>the nude?
    >No.


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Mr. Mehoffer

Bruce <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

    > "Mr. Mehoffer" <Jack@nospam.> wrote:
    >
    >>lab~rat <[email protected]> wrote in
    >>news:[email protected] m:
    >>> On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 15:45:52 -0500, Bruce <[email protected]>
    >>> puked:
    >>>
    >>>>What is Support <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>>>I've never understood the American obsession with "support" and their
    >>>>>need to wear this silly contraption they call a jock strap when the
    >>>>>rest of the world doesn't.
    >>>>>They claim they need to wear this weird looking device which leaves
    >>>>>your arse flapping in the breeze because it provides better "support"
    >>>>>up front. But how does a device with two flimsy straps under the
    >>>>>buttocks provide any more testicular support than a brief or bikini
    >>>>>style underwear.
    >>>>>You never see European athletes wearing them, for example. In fact,
    >>>>>during soccer games they wear regular underwear, or, in some cases, no
    >>>>>underwear at all. While wearing no underwear provides those
    >>>>>embarassing moments that get caught on camera, it's obvious that
    >>>>>wearing regular underwear does no harm.
    >>>>>Why then do Americans feel they need more "support" than the rest of
    >>>>>the world? No doubt some nationalistic or patriotic types will jump
    >>>>>in to say it's because Americans are created "bigger" than others
    >>>>>(Republicans probably will say that) but that's not true. If it were,
    >>>>>then Africans would need special double reinforced wire mesh jock
    >>>>>straps.
    >>>>I never understood if they were really necessary or not when I was in
    >>>>school but I hated it when they made us wear them in PE class. Who
    >>>>can forget those infamous jock strap checks?
    >>>>Nowadays I only wear them during sex play. My boyfriend loves it, he
    >>>>says it looks like I'm serving him my ass on a platter.
    >>>>I think the stupid jock strap rule was made up by some pedophile
    >>>>coaches and high school PE teachers as just another excuse to get off
    >>>>looking at boys. Remember when swimming class in school used to be in
    >>>>the nude?
    >>>
    >>> No.
    >>>
    >>> --
    >>> lab~rat >:-)
    >>> The less you care, the more it doesn't matter.
    >>>
    >>And those anus checks to make sure we were wiping properly. Where they
    >>really necessary?
    >>I also never heard of any naked swimming at school until I heard someone
    >>on the show talk about it, I think it was Gary. WTF? I can't imagine sane
    >>parents would allow such shit.
    >
    > Hmmm, I don't know anything about usenet demographics, how old ARE
    > these kiddies posting today?!

All ages.

    >
    > There was a time, not too long ago, when swimsuits were prohibited in
    > public pools. Supposedly they clogged the drains. That was the
    > excuse they used. Anyway, it meant you had to swim naked when you had
    > swimming class in school, or if you went to the YMCA, or any public
    > pool. It was a pedophile's dream, teachers and coaches stood by
    > watching the naked boys, and not a few would be seen "adjusting
    > themselves", even aroused. There was NOTHING parents could say, it
    > was regulations. The parents swam naked too when they were in school
    > anyway.
    >
    > I think this began to change in the 60's. It changed slowly, some
    > places before others. I've had friends tell me they were still being
    > forced to swim naked as late as the 70's.
    >

I was in school in the 60's and 70's in New Jersey and never heard of such a
thing. How could adults be so dumb as to believe people had to be naked in a
swimming pool. Hadn't they ever been to a public swimming pool. My family had
memberships at 3 public pools over the years and we went to some others as
guests. Yeah that would have been interesting. Now you women must show us all
your tits, asses and vaginas or the filter will get clogged up.
Yeah okay. So what was the women's attitutes? Oh okay if the rules say we
have to show you our vaginas then it's alright. ;-)

Harry Everhart

In the 60s - when I was a life guard - the powers that be did not like
boys with long hair. So they made all girls and boys with long hair wear
bathing caps. It was simple a way to keep the "beatles" out of the pool.
Today at the same pool - I have not seen a bathing cap in 30 years. Oh
yeah - the hair was supposed to clog the filter.
Harry