Boaz Laufer

"Rudvar Alswill" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<1d66728e4e72f0dedaddea462a440aaa.76951@mygat e.mailgate.org>...
    > In a interview with Swedes, the destinations most preferred were Thailand and
    > Australia.
    >
    > Thailand has a reputation for a long time as a destination for sex perverts. It is
    > a favourite with Germans, Americans and Austrians. You can do anything you want to
    > the natives, no questions asked.
    >

Poor natives... They have sex with pretty swedish women...
(b.t.w I'm beeing sarcastic if you didn't get it)

    > In Australia, there are no natives left.
    >
    > What kind of Swedes are going to such backward places? Australia is usually
    > considered very bad in terms of womens rights, human rights and rights generally.
    > Founded by criminals in the 18th century this should not be a surprise. They also
    > beat up women, and all weaklings, as routine activity. Thailand is a developing
    > country. Its prostitution industry is, wild tourists swear, very developed however.
    > So are the women there they say.
    >
    > Norwegians, in contrast, go to cultural places. Greece, Italy, France, Egypt and
    > other cultural destinations. Swedish preferred destinations leave me scratching
    > my head.

Nhaa, Norwegians don't look for cultural stuff, they also seek the attractive
Italian or Greek people, It's just that they're more polite than Swedish people,
so they pretend to be interested in cultural stuff when all they are really
interested in is ...

Electric Avenue

"Ken Tough" observed:
    >
    > Oh yes, Egypt, with its wonderful record on human rights,

LOL. I don't know why. For some reason this makes me laugh. Maybe it's the
extended time horizon.... But, I'm sure Moses would not think it funny.

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Stein R.

Fredrik Staxeng wrote:
    >
    > mrtravel <[email protected]> writes:
    >
    > > Where are you from?
    >
    > He is from Norway. The targets of his post are us Swedes. It only proves that 100
    > years of independence and 50 percent larger GDP per capita is not enough to get rid
    > of the inferiority complex.

No bloody way this "Rudvar Alswill" character is a Nor- wegian citizen who has been
raised and/or is living in Norway. He *claims* to be a Norwegian, but has proved to
be utter clueless about Norwegian culture and society in many debates on
soc.culture.nordic.

He also has some weird hangups about sex and rambles on and on about how bad
Swedish women are - I'd say the odds are he is some kind of hypenation-american
that isn't getting any. And that is probably a good thing for the future of Homo
Sapiens, I'd say.

Grin, Stein

Electric Avenue

"Stein R." wrote:
    > He also has some weird hangups about sex and rambles on and on about how bad
    > Swedish women are - I'd say the odds are he is some kind of hypenation-american
    > that isn't getting any. And that is probably a good thing for the future of Homo
    > Sapiens, I'd say.

My Neanderthal friends enjoy hanging around the
club after the show, though. (It's good for their morale.)

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Sturle Fladmark

Boaz Laufer <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Nhaa, Norwegians don't look for cultural stuff, they also seek the attractive
    > Italian or Greek people, It's just that they're more polite than Swedish people, so
    > they pretend to be interested in cultural stuff when all they are really interested
    > in is ...

Bullshit.

Norwegian _are_ actually interested in culture.

Swedes are only intersted in booze. They go to Australia to behave like cangaroos! Or
to Thailand to behave like drunk rabbits... :b

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Boaz Laufer

[email protected] (Sturle Fladmark) wrote in message
news:<1fd5dpb.ozxv7517840fdN%bigballs_longfingers@ bigfoot.com>...
    > Boaz Laufer <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > > Nhaa, Norwegians don't look for cultural stuff, they also seek the attractive
    > > Italian or Greek people, It's just that they're more polite than Swedish people,
    > > so they pretend to be interested in cultural stuff when all they are really
    > > interested in is ...
    >
    > Bullshit.
    >
    > Norwegian _are_ actually interested in culture.
    >
    > Swedes are only intersted in booze. They go to Australia to behave like cangaroos!
    > Or to Thailand to behave like drunk rabbits... :b

I see, That's why they go to the beaches and lay in the sun topless all day
in Greece...
    

(Hmm, I'm in the wrong business! I'm going to change my profession to something more
cultural, like a Painter or Renaissance Specialist)

Now seriously, I also think Norwegians are great people, too bad none of them come to
visit us here in Israel any more, but who can blaim them..
    

Sturle Fladmark

Boaz Laufer <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Now seriously, I also think Norwegians are great people, too bad none of them come
    > to visit us here in Israel any more, but who can blaim them..
    >

I know.

Just for the moment no-one is travelling anywhere.

It is because of the football cup.

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Boaz Laufer

[email protected] (Sturle Fladmark) wrote in message
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    > Boaz Laufer <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > > Now seriously, I also think Norwegians are great people, too bad none of them
    > > come to visit us here in Israel any more, but who can blaim them..
    > >
    >
    > I know.
    >
    > Just for the moment no-one is travelling anywhere.
    >
    > It is because of the football cup.

Not really, more like because of the shitty situation here, with the terror attacks.

Tommy Petersson

[email protected] (Rudvar Alswill) wrote in message
news:<[email protected]. com>...
- mrtravel <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
- > Rudvar Alswill wrote:
- > >
- > > In a interview with Swedes, the destinations most preferred were
- > > Thailand and Australia.
- >
- > Cite your source
-
- Interview was conducted by Dagblad and Swedish Radio.
-

That's true - but a "Bald Devil's Advocate" can read anything into a few lines and
some interviews. Bald, after scratching your head (as Norwegians seem to do very
frequently)

For one thing, the question was "where would you like to go, if you could"? You
obviously don't answer Greece or Italy, or France - since you've already been there.
But Australia has great nature and countless sights, and expensive and distant enough
to deter a family to actuallt go there. But not to wish to go there.

Norwegians, on the other hand, having stayed "going walkabout" (as they only seem to
do in the backwards Australian wilderness and Norway) - and clubbing some seal babies
to death, now want to have a charter holiday in Europe. Other countries are already
past that stage.

-
- >
- > > Thailand has a reputation for a long time as a destination for sex
- > > perverts. It is a favourite with Germans, Americans and Austrians. You
- > > can do anything you want to the natives, no questions asked.
- >
- > > No, THailand is not a "favorite" of Americans. What percentage of
- > Americans go to Thailand?

Yes, Thailand is popular with perverts. That does in no way mean taht all (or even a
large percentage) of Swedes (or any other nationality) going there are perverts.

- One important group I left out were Australians. Many boast about spreading
- all kinds of sexually transmitted diseases when they return home. They have
- great fun in bars getting drunk telling people this and every ther seems
- to find it funny. I heard this many times during my two year in NSW and
- Queensland.

Which diseases did you catch?

Tommy Petersson

"Dan Palm" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
- "Iloinen Pölypunkki" <[email protected]> skrev i meddelandet
- news:[email protected]...
- > "tin can jockey"
- >
- > > "Rudvar Alswill"
-
- > > > In a interview with Swedes, the destinations most preferred were
- > > > Thailand and Australia.
- > > > In Australia, there are no natives left.
- > > >
- > > > What kind of Swedes are going to such backward places? Australia is
- > > > usually considered very bad in terms of womens rights, human rights
- and
- > > > rights generally. Founded by criminals in the 18th century this should
- > > > not be a surprise. They also beat up women, and all weaklings, as
- > > > routine activity.
- > >
- > > On what FACTUAL information do you base this idiotic trash ?
- >
- > Well, there was, of course, that story about the dingo...
- >
-
- Don't bather your mind with what Al Swill say. He is apparently a flamer and
- a troller.

Not necessarily. He's a Norwegian. That's enough.

But reading it as irony it's acyually quite funny Norwegians go to cultural places
like Kos in Greece to booze and screw their eyeballs out, and they go yo other
cultural countries on the list to booze and...

Tommy Petersson

"Stein R." <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
- Fredrik Staxeng wrote:
- >
- > mrtravel <[email protected]> writes:
- >
- > > Where are you from?
- >
- > He is from Norway. The targets of his post are us Swedes. It only
- > proves that 100 years of independence and 50 percent larger GDP per
- > capita is not enough to get rid of the inferiority complex.
-
- No bloody way this "Rudvar Alswill" character is a Nor-
- wegian citizen who has been raised and/or is living in
- Norway. He *claims* to be a Norwegian, but has proved to
- be utter clueless about Norwegian culture and society in
- many debates on soc.culture.nordic.

Our excuses to Norway for falling for his scam, then. All "Norwegian Jokes" are
usually done in good humor, and seems to stem from one "stupid" thing: The Norwegian
language sounds kinda like a kid speaking Swedish - a bit similar to when Irish
people speak English, the accent sounds a tad childish.

I don't know how much of an inferiority complex Norwegians have had, but they ought
to easily get rid of that now. And claim that skiing is much more interesting than
football, hockey and golf...

- He also has some weird hangups about sex and rambles on
- and on about how bad Swedish women are - I'd say the odds
- are he is some kind of hypenation-american that isn't
- getting any. And that is probably a good thing for the
- future of Homo Sapiens, I'd say.

No need to start bashing at the Americans, now...

- Grin,
- Stein

Tommy Petersson

[email protected] (Sturle Fladmark) wrote in message
news:<1fd5dpb.ozxv7517840fdN%bigballs_longfingers@ bigfoot.com>...
- Boaz Laufer <[email protected]> wrote:
-
- > Nhaa, Norwegians don't look for cultural stuff, they also seek the
- > attractive Italian or Greek people, It's just that they're more polite
- > than Swedish people,
- > so they pretend to be interested in cultural stuff when all they are
- > really interested in is ...
-
- Bullshit.

Same to you.

- Norwegian _are_ actually interested in culture.

Not more than Swedes or other comparable nationalities. If you don't count Seal
clubbing or Whale hunting culture...

- Swedes are only intersted in booze.
- They go to Australia to behave like cangaroos!
- Or to Thailand to behave like drunk rabbits... :b

Your ":b" is a bit lame - there was no fun in your remarks, nor were they in
any way true.

Sweden HAD a big problem around ten years ago with youngsters travelling to
Austria on "Ski holidays" but only boozing around and later thrown out and banned.
And drinking too much and making trouble in Mallorca and Greece - or other
cultural places.

Well, most Swedes have grown up now and want to travel to more interesting places for
nature, sights and such. Taxi drivers in Magaluf now keep baseball bats in their cars
to defend them againts English people (not "Brits" - Scottish people hate to be
clumped together with "those English that can't take a stiff") - from a BBC program I
watched in London. And the problems in "The Alps" now mainly are with the Danish. And
Norwegians.

But - "Hate campaigns" aside - most Swedes, Norwegians, Danish, Australians,
Americans are "Nice People" (tm). Even the Germans are much better now - if it only
weren't for those damn towels on the sunbeds...

Tommy Petersson

[email protected] (Sturle Fladmark) wrote in message
news:<1fd72ir.19uvn4c1gygwe8N%bigballs_longfingers @bigfoot.com>...
- Boaz Laufer <[email protected]> wrote:
-
- > Now seriously, I also think Norwegians are great people, too bad none
- > of them come to visit us here in Israel any more, but who can blaim
- > them..
- >
-
- I know.
-
- Just for the moment no-one is travelling anywhere.
-
- It is because of the football cup.

My wife is abroad

zeeaggisman

In rec.travel.air tin can jockey <[email protected]> wrote:

    > "Rudvar Alswill" <[email protected]> recklessly wrote in message
    > news:1d66728e4e72f0dedaddea462a440aa...e.mailgate.org...
    >> In a interview with Swedes, the destinations most preferred were Thailand and
    >> Australia. In Australia, there are no natives left.
    >>
    >> What kind of Swedes are going to such backward places? Australia is usually
    >> considered very bad in terms of womens rights, human rights and rights generally.
    >> Founded by criminals in the 18th century this should not be a surprise. They also
    >> beat up women, and all weaklings, as routine activity.

    > On what FACTUAL information do you base this idiotic trash ?

I think he saw a dwarf-tossing video from a bar and logically extended it to apply to
all Aussies

Scotty
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Leif Magnar Kj|

In article <[email protected] >, Tommy Petersson
<[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >Our excuses to Norway for falling for his scam, then. All "Norwegian Jokes" are
    >usually done in good humor, and seems to stem from one "stupid" thing: The Norwegian
    >language sounds kinda like a kid speaking Swedish - a bit similar to when Irish
    >people speak English, the accent sounds a tad childish.

I don't suppose it would help to try speaking Swedish either, since we have
mostly learned it from watching all those excellent children's movies and TV
shows (Pippi etc)...

    >I don't know how much of an inferiority complex Norwegians have had, but they ought
    >to easily get rid of that now. And claim that skiing is much more interesting than
    >football, hockey and golf...

The only interesting team sport is floorball (innebandy), where the Swedes have the
unfair advantage of having played it a lot longer than us.

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