On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:01:06 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected].. .
>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:02:20 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:57:33 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin
>>><[email protected]>
>>>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>>>
>>> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:44:14 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
>>> ...
>>> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
>>> <[email protected]>
>>> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>>> ... >
>>> ... > ...
>>> ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
>>> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
>>> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
>>> "JohnT"
>>> ... > ... > <[email protected]>
>>> ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>>> ... > ... >
>>> ... > ... > ...
>>> ... > ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
>>> ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
>>> wrote:
>>> ... > ... > ... >
>>> ... > ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in
>>> rec.travel.europe, Martin
>>> ... > ... > ... >><[email protected]>
>>> ... > ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>>> ... > ... > ... >>
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda
>>> <magda@eu> wrote:
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ...
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
>>> rec.travel.europe,
>>> ... > ... > Martin
>>> ... > ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>>> this:
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... >
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
>>> <magda@eu>
>>> ... > ... > wrote:
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
>>> rec.travel.europe, the
>>> ... > ... > bitch
>>> ... > ... > ... >> from hell
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
>>> electrons, so
>>> ... > ... > they
>>> ... > ... > ... >> looked like this:
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... >
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the
>>> distrust-o-metre on.
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... >
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ...
>>> ... > ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
>>> ... > ... > ... >>
>>> ... > ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
>>> ... > ... > ... >
>>> ... > ... > ... > Dream on :-)
>>> ... > ... > ...
>>> ... > ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
>>> ... > ... >
>>> ... > ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
>>> ... > ... >
>>> ... > ... Not literally. See
>>> ... > ...
>>> http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...id&&flavourid
>>> ... >
>>> ... >Yack!
>>> ...
>>> ... and they wonder why kids are obese.
>>> ... Potatoes, sunflower oil (33%) , salt and vinegar flavour [acidity
>>> ... regulator (sodium diacetate), citric acid, flavour enhancers
>>> (monosodium
>>> ... glutamate (from wheat), disodium 5'ribonucleotide)], salt, potassium
>>> chloride .
>>> ... No artificial colours
>>> ...
>>> ... >
>>> ... >My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and
>>> my friend picks the
>>> ... >bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom
>>> been more scandalised
>>> ... >in my life!
>>> ...
>>> ... It could have been worse.
>>>
>>>How? Why? What have the chips done to deserve such treatment??
>>
>> Been cooked in old oil at the wrong temperature?
>> --
>
>The quiz question about my local chippy (fish & chip shop to you foreigners)
>goes as follows:
>
>Q. Why should you buy fish and chips from Jimmy's on New Years Day?
>
>A. Because that is the day when he changes the oil.

Leap years only?
--

Martin

On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:12:31 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:

>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:03:15 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:02:20 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:57:33 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:44:14 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
> ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> ... > ... > ... > <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> ... > ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin
> ... > ... > ... > ... >><[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in rec.travel.europe,
> ... > ... > ... > Martin
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
> ... > ... > ... > wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, the
> ... > ... > ... > bitch
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> from hell
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so
> ... > ... > ... > they
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the distrust-o-metre on.
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > Dream on :-)
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... Not literally. See
> ... > ... > ... http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...6&flavourid=11
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Yack!
> ... > ...
> ... > ... and they wonder why kids are obese.
> ... > ... Potatoes, sunflower oil (33%) , salt and vinegar flavour [acidity
> ... > ... regulator (sodium diacetate), citric acid, flavour enhancers (monosodium
> ... > ... glutamate (from wheat), disodium 5’ribonucleotide)], salt, potassium chloride .
> ... > ... No artificial colours
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and my friend picks the
> ... > ... >bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom been more scandalised
> ... > ... >in my life!
> ... > ...
> ... > ... It could have been worse.
> ... >
> ... >How? Why? What have the chips done to deserve such treatment??
> ...
> ... Been cooked in old oil at the wrong temperature?
>
>Their being drenched in vinegar make amends for that?

Hides the smell of stale oil.
--

Martin

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:17:03 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:

>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ...
> ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> ... > <[email protected]>
> ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ...
> ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> ... > ... > <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in rec.travel.europe,
> ... > Martin
> ... > ... > ... >><[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >>
> ... > ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
> ... > wrote:
> ... > ... > ... >> ...
> ... > ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
> ... > rec.travel.europe,
> ... > ... > Martin
> ... > ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
> ... > <magda@eu>
> ... > ... > wrote:
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
> ... > rec.travel.europe, the
> ... > ... > bitch
> ... > ... > ... >> from hell
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
> ... > electrons, so
> ... > ... > they
> ... > ... > ... >> looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
> ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the distrust-o-metre
> ... > on.
> ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
> ... > ... > ... >> ...
> ... > ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
> ... > ... > ... >>
> ... > ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > Dream on :-)
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... Not literally. See
> ... > ...
> ... > http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...6&flavourid=11
> ... >
> ... > Yack!
> ... >
> ... > My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and my
> ... > friend picks the
> ... > bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom been
> ... > more scandalised
> ... > in my life!
> ... >
> ...
> ... You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any chance a
> ... Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
> ... Fleshpots?
>
>Vinegar has no place in my "very sheltered life", thank you very much, I hate the stuff. I
>like to dip my chips in mustard, piccalilli, tartare sauce or even aïoli. Vinegar, never!

Vinegar free, of course!
--

Martin

Martin wrote:

> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected].. .
> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> >> <[email protected]>
> >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> >>
> >> ...
> >> ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> >> ... news:[email protected]...
> >> ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> >> ... > <[email protected]>
> >> ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> >> ... >
> >> ... > ...
> >> ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> >> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> >> ... > ... >
> >> ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in rec.travel.europe,
> >> Martin
> >> ... > ... >><[email protected]>
> >> ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> >> ... > ... >>
> >> ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
> >> wrote:
> >> ... > ... >> ...
> >> ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
> >> rec.travel.europe,
> >> ... > Martin
> >> ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
> >> ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> >> ... > ... >> ... >
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
> >> <magda@eu>
> >> ... > wrote:
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
> >> rec.travel.europe, the
> >> ... > bitch
> >> ... > ... >> from hell
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
> >> electrons, so
> >> ... > they
> >> ... > ... >> looked like this:
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
> >> ... > ... >> ... >
> >> ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the distrust-o-metre
> >> on.
> >> ... > ... >> ... >
> >> ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
> >> ... > ... >> ...
> >> ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
> >> ... > ... >>
> >> ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
> >> ... > ... >
> >> ... > ... > Dream on :-)
> >> ... > ...
> >> ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
> >> ... >
> >> ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
> >> ... >
> >> ... Not literally. See
> >> ...
> >>
http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...id&&flavourid
> >>
> >> Yack!
> >>
> >> My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and my
> >> friend picks the
> >> bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom
been
> >> more scandalised
> >> in my life!
> >>
> >
> >You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any chance
a
> >Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
> >Fleshpots?
>
> Oy! I saw her first :-)


She wants you to send her a pair of clogs...

--
Best
Greg

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:06:10 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>Martin wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
>> >news:[email protected].. .
>> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
>> >> <[email protected]>
>> >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >>
>> >> ...
>> >> ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
>> >> ... news:[email protected]...
>> >> ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
>> >> ... > <[email protected]>
>> >> ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> ... >
>> >> ... > ...
>> >> ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> >> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
>> >> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
>> >> ... > ... >
>> >> ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in rec.travel.europe,
>> >> Martin
>> >> ... > ... >><[email protected]>
>> >> ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> ... > ... >>
>> >> ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
>> >> wrote:
>> >> ... > ... >> ...
>> >> ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
>> >> rec.travel.europe,
>> >> ... > Martin
>> >> ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
>> >> ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
>> >> <magda@eu>
>> >> ... > wrote:
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
>> >> rec.travel.europe, the
>> >> ... > bitch
>> >> ... > ... >> from hell
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
>> >> electrons, so
>> >> ... > they
>> >> ... > ... >> looked like this:
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
>> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
>> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>> >> ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the distrust-o-metre
>> >> on.
>> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>> >> ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
>> >> ... > ... >> ...
>> >> ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
>> >> ... > ... >>
>> >> ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
>> >> ... > ... >
>> >> ... > ... > Dream on :-)
>> >> ... > ...
>> >> ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
>> >> ... >
>> >> ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
>> >> ... >
>> >> ... Not literally. See
>> >> ...
>> >>
>http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...id&&flavourid
>> >>
>> >> Yack!
>> >>
>> >> My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and my
>> >> friend picks the
>> >> bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom
>been
>> >> more scandalised
>> >> in my life!
>> >>
>> >
>> >You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any chance
>a
>> >Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
>> >Fleshpots?
>>
>> Oy! I saw her first :-)
>
>
>She wants you to send her a pair of clogs...

Are you one of Santa's tiny helpers or is this a ransom demand?

--

Martin

Martin wrote:

> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:06:10 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >
> >Martin wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> >> >news:[email protected].. .
> >> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> >> >> <[email protected]>
> >> >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> >> >>
> >> >> ...
> >> >> ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> >> >> ... news:[email protected]...
> >> >> ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
"JohnT"
> >> >> ... > <[email protected]>
> >> >> ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> >> >> ... >
> >> >> ... > ...
> >> >> ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> >> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> >> >> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
wrote:
> >> >> ... > ... >
> >> >> ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in
rec.travel.europe,
> >> >> Martin
> >> >> ... > ... >><[email protected]>
> >> >> ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> >> >> ... > ... >>
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda
<magda@eu>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >> ... > ... >> ...
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
> >> >> rec.travel.europe,
> >> >> ... > Martin
> >> >> ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
> >> >> <magda@eu>
> >> >> ... > wrote:
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
> >> >> rec.travel.europe, the
> >> >> ... > bitch
> >> >> ... > ... >> from hell
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
> >> >> electrons, so
> >> >> ... > they
> >> >> ... > ... >> looked like this:
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the
distrust-o-metre
> >> >> on.
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
> >> >> ... > ... >> ...
> >> >> ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
> >> >> ... > ... >>
> >> >> ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
> >> >> ... > ... >
> >> >> ... > ... > Dream on :-)
> >> >> ... > ...
> >> >> ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
> >> >> ... >
> >> >> ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
> >> >> ... >
> >> >> ... Not literally. See
> >> >> ...
> >> >>
> >http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...id&&flavourid
> >> >>
> >> >> Yack!
> >> >>
> >> >> My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and
my
> >> >> friend picks the
> >> >> bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom
> >been
> >> >> more scandalised
> >> >> in my life!
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any
chance
> >a
> >> >Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
> >> >Fleshpots?
> >>
> >> Oy! I saw her first :-)
> >
> >
> >She wants you to send her a pair of clogs...
>
> Are you one of Santa's tiny helpers or is this a ransom demand?
>


IIRC she said she'd also accept a kroket or a KLM cheese sandwich...or even
a little Delft genever bottle.

--
Best
Greg

"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected] nk.net...
>
> Martin wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:06:10 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Martin wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >"Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
>> >> >news:[email protected].. .
>> >> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
>> >> >> <[email protected]>
>> >> >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> ...
>> >> >> ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
>> >> >> ... news:[email protected]...
>> >> >> ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
> "JohnT"
>> >> >> ... > <[email protected]>
>> >> >> ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > ...
>> >> >> ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> >> >> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
>> >> >> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
> wrote:
>> >> >> ... > ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in
> rec.travel.europe,
>> >> >> Martin
>> >> >> ... > ... >><[email protected]>
>> >> >> ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> >> ... > ... >>
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda
> <magda@eu>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ...
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
>> >> >> rec.travel.europe,
>> >> >> ... > Martin
>> >> >> ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>> >> >> this:
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
>> >> >> <magda@eu>
>> >> >> ... > wrote:
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
>> >> >> rec.travel.europe, the
>> >> >> ... > bitch
>> >> >> ... > ... >> from hell
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
>> >> >> electrons, so
>> >> >> ... > they
>> >> >> ... > ... >> looked like this:
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the
> distrust-o-metre
>> >> >> on.
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ...
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
>> >> >> ... > ... >>
>> >> >> ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
>> >> >> ... > ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... > Dream on :-)
>> >> >> ... > ...
>> >> >> ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
>> >> >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
>> >> >> ... >
>> >> >> ... Not literally. See
>> >> >> ...
>> >> >>
>> >http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...id&&flavourid
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yack!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and
> my
>> >> >> friend picks the
>> >> >> bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've
>> >> >> seldom
>> >been
>> >> >> more scandalised
>> >> >> in my life!
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any
> chance
>> >a
>> >> >Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
>> >> >Fleshpots?
>> >>
>> >> Oy! I saw her first :-)
>> >
>> >
>> >She wants you to send her a pair of clogs...
>>
>> Are you one of Santa's tiny helpers or is this a ransom demand?
>>
>
>
> IIRC she said she'd also accept a kroket or a KLM cheese sandwich...or
> even
> a little Delft genever bottle.
>
> --

Tudor used to produce Kipper Flavour crisps in North-East England. Surely a
KLM cheese sandwich couldn't be as bad as them?

JohnT

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:48:56 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected] ink.net...
>>
>> Martin wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:06:10 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >Martin wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> >
>>> >> >"Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
>>> >> >news:[email protected].. .
>>> >> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
>>> >> >> <[email protected]>
>>> >> >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> ...
>>> >> >> ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
>>> >> >> ... news:[email protected]...
>>> >> >> ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
>> "JohnT"
>>> >> >> ... > <[email protected]>
>>> >> >> ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>>> >> >> ... >
>>> >> >> ... > ...
>>> >> >> ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> >> >> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
>>> >> >> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
>> wrote:
>>> >> >> ... > ... >
>>> >> >> ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in
>> rec.travel.europe,
>>> >> >> Martin
>>> >> >> ... > ... >><[email protected]>
>>> >> >> ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>>> >> >> ... > ... >>
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda
>> <magda@eu>
>>> >> >> wrote:
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ...
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
>>> >> >> rec.travel.europe,
>>> >> >> ... > Martin
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like
>>> >> >> this:
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
>>> >> >> <magda@eu>
>>> >> >> ... > wrote:
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
>>> >> >> rec.travel.europe, the
>>> >> >> ... > bitch
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> from hell
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
>>> >> >> electrons, so
>>> >> >> ... > they
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> looked like this:
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the
>> distrust-o-metre
>>> >> >> on.
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ...
>>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
>>> >> >> ... > ... >>
>>> >> >> ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
>>> >> >> ... > ... >
>>> >> >> ... > ... > Dream on :-)
>>> >> >> ... > ...
>>> >> >> ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
>>> >> >> ... >
>>> >> >> ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
>>> >> >> ... >
>>> >> >> ... Not literally. See
>>> >> >> ...
>>> >> >>
>>> >http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...id&&flavourid
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> Yack!
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >> My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and
>> my
>>> >> >> friend picks the
>>> >> >> bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've
>>> >> >> seldom
>>> >been
>>> >> >> more scandalised
>>> >> >> in my life!
>>> >> >>
>>> >> >
>>> >> >You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any
>> chance
>>> >a
>>> >> >Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
>>> >> >Fleshpots?
>>> >>
>>> >> Oy! I saw her first :-)
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >She wants you to send her a pair of clogs...
>>>
>>> Are you one of Santa's tiny helpers or is this a ransom demand?
>>>
>>
>>
>> IIRC she said she'd also accept a kroket or a KLM cheese sandwich...or
>> even
>> a little Delft genever bottle.
>>
>> --
>
>Tudor used to produce Kipper Flavour crisps in North-East England. Surely a
>KLM cheese sandwich couldn't be as bad as them?

Were Tudor Kipper Flavour crisps soggy?
--

Martin

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:34:50 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>Martin wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:06:10 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Martin wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >"Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
>> >> >news:[email protected].. .
>> >> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
>> >> >> <[email protected]>
>> >> >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> ...
>> >> >> ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
>> >> >> ... news:[email protected]...
>> >> >> ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
>"JohnT"
>> >> >> ... > <[email protected]>
>> >> >> ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > ...
>> >> >> ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> >> >> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
>> >> >> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
>wrote:
>> >> >> ... > ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in
>rec.travel.europe,
>> >> >> Martin
>> >> >> ... > ... >><[email protected]>
>> >> >> ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> >> ... > ... >>
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda
><magda@eu>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ...
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
>> >> >> rec.travel.europe,
>> >> >> ... > Martin
>> >> >> ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
>> >> >> <magda@eu>
>> >> >> ... > wrote:
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
>> >> >> rec.travel.europe, the
>> >> >> ... > bitch
>> >> >> ... > ... >> from hell
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
>> >> >> electrons, so
>> >> >> ... > they
>> >> >> ... > ... >> looked like this:
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the
>distrust-o-metre
>> >> >> on.
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ...
>> >> >> ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
>> >> >> ... > ... >>
>> >> >> ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
>> >> >> ... > ... >
>> >> >> ... > ... > Dream on :-)
>> >> >> ... > ...
>> >> >> ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
>> >> >> ... >
>> >> >> ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
>> >> >> ... >
>> >> >> ... Not literally. See
>> >> >> ...
>> >> >>
>> >http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...id&&flavourid
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yack!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and
>my
>> >> >> friend picks the
>> >> >> bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom
>> >been
>> >> >> more scandalised
>> >> >> in my life!
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any
>chance
>> >a
>> >> >Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
>> >> >Fleshpots?
>> >>
>> >> Oy! I saw her first :-)
>> >
>> >
>> >She wants you to send her a pair of clogs...
>>
>> Are you one of Santa's tiny helpers or is this a ransom demand?
>>
>
>
>IIRC she said she'd also accept a kroket or a KLM cheese sandwich...or even
>a little Delft genever bottle.

The Loon from Walloon accepts large bottles of any sort and prefers her kroket
hot.
--

Martin

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:51:48 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:17:03 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
...
... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ...
... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
... > ... news:[email protected]...
... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
... > ... > <[email protected]>
... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... >
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
... > ... > ... > <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
... > ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
... > ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in rec.travel.europe,
... > ... > Martin
... > ... > ... > ... >><[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... > ... >>
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
... > ... > wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
... > ... > rec.travel.europe,
... > ... > ... > Martin
... > ... > ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
... > ... > <magda@eu>
... > ... > ... > wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
... > ... > rec.travel.europe, the
... > ... > ... > bitch
... > ... > ... > ... >> from hell
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
... > ... > electrons, so
... > ... > ... > they
... > ... > ... > ... >> looked like this:
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the distrust-o-metre
... > ... > on.
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
... > ... > ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
... > ... > ... > ... >>
... > ... > ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > Dream on :-)
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... Not literally. See
... > ... > ...
... > ... > http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...6&flavourid=11
... > ... >
... > ... > Yack!
... > ... >
... > ... > My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and my
... > ... > friend picks the
... > ... > bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom been
... > ... > more scandalised
... > ... > in my life!
... > ... >
... > ...
... > ... You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any chance a
... > ... Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
... > ... Fleshpots?
... >
... >Vinegar has no place in my "very sheltered life", thank you very much, I hate the stuff. I
... >like to dip my chips in mustard, piccalilli, tartare sauce or even aïoli. Vinegar, never!
...
... Vinegar free, of course!

Even my salads are vinegar-free.

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:34:50 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

...
... Martin wrote:
...
... > On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:06:10 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
... > <[email protected]> wrote:
... >
... > >
... > >Martin wrote:
... > >
... > >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
... wrote:
... > >>
... > >> >
... > >> >"Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
... > >> >news:[email protected].. .
... > >> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
... > >> >> <[email protected]>
... > >> >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > >> >>
... > >> >> ...
... > >> >> ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
... > >> >> ... news:[email protected]...
... > >> >> ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
... "JohnT"
... > >> >> ... > <[email protected]>
... > >> >> ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > >> >> ... >
... > >> >> ... > ...
... > >> >> ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
... > >> >> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
... > >> >> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
... wrote:
... > >> >> ... > ... >
... > >> >> ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in
... rec.travel.europe,
... > >> >> Martin
... > >> >> ... > ... >><[email protected]>
... > >> >> ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > >> >> ... > ... >>
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda
... <magda@eu>
... > >> >> wrote:
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ...
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
... > >> >> rec.travel.europe,
... > >> >> ... > Martin
... > >> >> ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
... > >> >> <magda@eu>
... > >> >> ... > wrote:
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
... > >> >> rec.travel.europe, the
... > >> >> ... > bitch
... > >> >> ... > ... >> from hell
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
... > >> >> electrons, so
... > >> >> ... > they
... > >> >> ... > ... >> looked like this:
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the
... distrust-o-metre
... > >> >> on.
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ...
... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
... > >> >> ... > ... >>
... > >> >> ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
... > >> >> ... > ... >
... > >> >> ... > ... > Dream on :-)
... > >> >> ... > ...
... > >> >> ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
... > >> >> ... >
... > >> >> ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
... > >> >> ... >
... > >> >> ... Not literally. See
... > >> >> ...
... > >> >>
... > >http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...id&&flavourid
... > >> >>
... > >> >> Yack!
... > >> >>
... > >> >> My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and
... my
... > >> >> friend picks the
... > >> >> bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom
... > >been
... > >> >> more scandalised
... > >> >> in my life!
... > >> >>
... > >> >
... > >> >You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any
... chance
... > >a
... > >> >Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
... > >> >Fleshpots?
... > >>
... > >> Oy! I saw her first :-)
... > >
... > >
... > >She wants you to send her a pair of clogs...
... >
... > Are you one of Santa's tiny helpers or is this a ransom demand?
... >
...
...
... IIRC she said she'd also accept a kroket or a KLM cheese sandwich...or even
... a little Delft genever bottle.

I think I'm going to take you to the Catacombs... and leave you there!!

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:09:28 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:

>On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:51:48 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:17:03 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ...
> ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> ... > ... > <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> ... > ... > ... > <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> ... > ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in rec.travel.europe,
> ... > ... > Martin
> ... > ... > ... > ... >><[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
> ... > ... > wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
> ... > ... > rec.travel.europe,
> ... > ... > ... > Martin
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
> ... > ... > <magda@eu>
> ... > ... > ... > wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
> ... > ... > rec.travel.europe, the
> ... > ... > ... > bitch
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> from hell
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
> ... > ... > electrons, so
> ... > ... > ... > they
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the distrust-o-metre
> ... > ... > on.
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > Dream on :-)
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... Not literally. See
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...6&flavourid=11
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > Yack!
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and my
> ... > ... > friend picks the
> ... > ... > bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom been
> ... > ... > more scandalised
> ... > ... > in my life!
> ... > ... >
> ... > ...
> ... > ... You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any chance a
> ... > ... Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
> ... > ... Fleshpots?
> ... >
> ... >Vinegar has no place in my "very sheltered life", thank you very much, I hate the stuff. I
> ... >like to dip my chips in mustard, piccalilli, tartare sauce or even aïoli. Vinegar, never!
> ...
> ... Vinegar free, of course!
>
>Even my salads are vinegar-free.

Real piccalilli isn't vinegar free.
--

Martin

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:10:31 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:

>On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:34:50 GMT, in rec.travel.europe, "Gregory Morrow"
><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ...
> ... Martin wrote:
> ...
> ... > On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:06:10 GMT, "Gregory Morrow"
> ... > <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... >
> ... > >
> ... > >Martin wrote:
> ... > >
> ... > >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
> ... wrote:
> ... > >>
> ... > >> >
> ... > >> >"Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> ... > >> >news:[email protected].. .
> ... > >> >> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> ... > >> >> <[email protected]>
> ... > >> >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > >> >>
> ... > >> >> ...
> ... > >> >> ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> ... > >> >> ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > >> >> ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe,
> ... "JohnT"
> ... > >> >> ... > <[email protected]>
> ... > >> >> ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > >> >> ... >
> ... > >> >> ... > ...
> ... > >> >> ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> ... > >> >> ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > >> >> ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
> ... wrote:
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in
> ... rec.travel.europe,
> ... > >> >> Martin
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >><[email protected]>
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >>
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda
> ... <magda@eu>
> ... > >> >> wrote:
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ...
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
> ... > >> >> rec.travel.europe,
> ... > >> >> ... > Martin
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
> ... > >> >> <magda@eu>
> ... > >> >> ... > wrote:
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
> ... > >> >> rec.travel.europe, the
> ... > >> >> ... > bitch
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> from hell
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
> ... > >> >> electrons, so
> ... > >> >> ... > they
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> looked like this:
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the
> ... distrust-o-metre
> ... > >> >> on.
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ...
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >>
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
> ... > >> >> ... > ... >
> ... > >> >> ... > ... > Dream on :-)
> ... > >> >> ... > ...
> ... > >> >> ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
> ... > >> >> ... >
> ... > >> >> ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
> ... > >> >> ... >
> ... > >> >> ... Not literally. See
> ... > >> >> ...
> ... > >> >>
> ... > >http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...id&&flavourid
> ... > >> >>
> ... > >> >> Yack!
> ... > >> >>
> ... > >> >> My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and
> ... my
> ... > >> >> friend picks the
> ... > >> >> bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom
> ... > >been
> ... > >> >> more scandalised
> ... > >> >> in my life!
> ... > >> >>
> ... > >> >
> ... > >> >You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any
> ... chance
> ... > >a
> ... > >> >Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
> ... > >> >Fleshpots?
> ... > >>
> ... > >> Oy! I saw her first :-)
> ... > >
> ... > >
> ... > >She wants you to send her a pair of clogs...
> ... >
> ... > Are you one of Santa's tiny helpers or is this a ransom demand?
> ... >
> ...
> ...
> ... IIRC she said she'd also accept a kroket or a KLM cheese sandwich...or even
> ... a little Delft genever bottle.
>
>I think I'm going to take you to the Catacombs... and leave you there!!

LOL Would he know the difference?
--

Martin

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:38:26 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:09:28 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
...
... >On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:51:48 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:17:03 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... >
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
... > ... > ... > <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
... > ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
... > ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
... > ... > ... > ... > <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
... > ... > ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in rec.travel.europe,
... > ... > ... > Martin
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >><[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
... > ... > ... > wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
... > ... > ... > rec.travel.europe,
... > ... > ... > ... > Martin
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
... > ... > ... > <magda@eu>
... > ... > ... > ... > wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
... > ... > ... > rec.travel.europe, the
... > ... > ... > ... > bitch
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> from hell
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
... > ... > ... > electrons, so
... > ... > ... > ... > they
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> looked like this:
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the distrust-o-metre
... > ... > ... > on.
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Dream on :-)
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... Not literally. See
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...6&flavourid=11
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > Yack!
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and my
... > ... > ... > friend picks the
... > ... > ... > bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom been
... > ... > ... > more scandalised
... > ... > ... > in my life!
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any chance a
... > ... > ... Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
... > ... > ... Fleshpots?
... > ... >
... > ... >Vinegar has no place in my "very sheltered life", thank you very much, I hate the stuff. I
... > ... >like to dip my chips in mustard, piccalilli, tartare sauce or even aïoli. Vinegar, never!
... > ...
... > ... Vinegar free, of course!
... >
... >Even my salads are vinegar-free.
...
... Real piccalilli isn't vinegar free.

Maybe I buy false piccalili?

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:39:16 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:

>On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:38:26 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:09:28 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:51:48 +0200, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:17:03 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:57:56 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT" <[email protected]>
> ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:36:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> ... > ... > ... > <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... "Magda" <magda@eu> wrote in message
> ... > ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:24:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "JohnT"
> ... > ... > ... > ... > <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... "Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... news:[email protected]...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:01:51 +0200, Magda <magda@eu> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:55:45 +0200, in rec.travel.europe,
> ... > ... > ... > Martin
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >><[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:54:25 +0200, Magda <magda@eu>
> ... > ... > ... > wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:36:58 +0200, in
> ... > ... > ... > rec.travel.europe,
> ... > ... > ... > ... > Martin
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:59:41 +0200, Magda
> ... > ... > ... > <magda@eu>
> ... > ... > ... > ... > wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >On 24 Apr 2007 06:54:44 -0700, in
> ... > ... > ... > rec.travel.europe, the
> ... > ... > ... > ... > bitch
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> from hell
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some
> ... > ... > ... > electrons, so
> ... > ... > ... > ... > they
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... > ... .. and what is the rudest?
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... >Redneck troll alert!
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... > ... Where's that?
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >Look closer. Smell the rat. Turn the distrust-o-metre
> ... > ... > ... > on.
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... >You have been around long enough, Martin!
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >> ... I was pulling your leg, Magda.
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >>Hands off my legs!
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > Dream on :-)
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Are you lovebirds at it again? Gizza bag of crisps!
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > Do you eat them with vinegar?
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... Not literally. See
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > http://walkers.corpex.com/cr15p5/pac...6&flavourid=11
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > Yack!
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > My very first visit to England; we were having fish and chips, and my
> ... > ... > ... > friend picks the
> ... > ... > ... > bottle of vinegar and asks if I want some over my chips. I've seldom been
> ... > ... > ... > more scandalised
> ... > ... > ... > in my life!
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... You appear to have lived a very sheltered life. You aren't by any chance a
> ... > ... > ... Nun in an enclosed order who gets a week off every year to visit the
> ... > ... > ... Fleshpots?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Vinegar has no place in my "very sheltered life", thank you very much, I hate the stuff. I
> ... > ... >like to dip my chips in mustard, piccalilli, tartare sauce or even aïoli. Vinegar, never!
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Vinegar free, of course!
> ... >
> ... >Even my salads are vinegar-free.
> ...
> ... Real piccalilli isn't vinegar free.
>
>Maybe I buy false piccalili?

Maybe because you spell it wrong?

Piccalilli
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/da...li_71188.shtml
Ingredients
Wet Brine
150g/5oz kitchen or sea salt
1.5 litres/2½ pints cold water
Vegetables
900 g/2lb mixed vegetables
approximately 300g/10oz cauliflower florets
225g/8oz silverskin onions
175g/6oz gherkins
115g/4oz celeriac
115g/4oz green peppers
Spiced Vinegar
600ml/1 pint malt vinegar
1 tsp mixed pickling spices
Sauce
25g/1oz plain flour
15ml/1tbsp mustard powder, or to taste
7.5ml/½ tbsp turmeric, or to taste
2 x 5ml/2 tsp ground ginger, or to taste
3 tbsp malt vinegar
strained spiced vinegar

Method
1. To make the wet brine - mix the salt with cold water in a large mixing bowl,
allow plenty of space for the vegetables.
2. To make the vegetables - prepare the vegetables by cutting them into 1½ cm/½
inch pieces or even smaller. Make sure they are as regular in shape as possible.
3. Put into the wet brine and leave for 24 hours. Place a plate on top of the
vegetables to make sure they are kept well under the liquid.
4. For the spiced vinegar - put the vinegar and spices into an aluminium or
stainless steel saucepan, bring just to boiling point, lower the heat, cover the
pan and simmer gently for 10-15 minutes; allow to cool. There will be less than
600ml/1 pint of vinegar but this will be correct for the sauce.
5. For the sauce - blend the flour, mustard powder, turmeric and ginger in a
good sized basin, add the three tablespoons vinegar, stir to make a smooth
paste. Gradually strain the spiced vinegar over the ingredients, make sure the
mixture is smooth.
6. Pour into a large saucepan and stir over a low heat until as thick as
required. It should be thick enough to coat the back of a wooden spoon without
running off.
7. To complete the piccalilli - remove the vegetables from the brine, drain very
well but in this case do not rinse in cold water as there is no salt in the
sauce. Add to the thickened sauce. When this has reached simmering point simmer
for one minute only, so the small pieces keep a good shape and texture.
8. To bottle - stir gently to ensure a good distribution of vegetables then
spoon into hot sterilized jars and cover. Do not put metal tops directly over
the pickle, for the vinegar would rust these. If using metal tops, line with
thick cardboard.
--

Martin