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Old Jan 6th 2005, 1:58 am
  #61  
Nitram
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:40:46 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:32:54 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
    >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 14:27:41 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
    > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
    > ...
    > ... >
    > ... >"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > ... >news:[email protected].. .
    > ... >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:03:57 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Padraig
    > ... >Breathnach
    > ... >> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this
    > ... >:
    > ... >>
    > ... >> ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    > ... >> ...
    > ... >> ... >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:33:07 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Padraig
    > ... >Breathnach
    > ... >> ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like
    > ... >this :
    > ... >> ... >
    > ... >> ... > ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    > ... >> ... > ...
    > ... >> ... > ... >My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S.
    > ... >Find the error.
    > ... >> ... > ...
    > ... >> ... > ... They're too tight.
    > ... >> ... >
    > ... >> ... >No. They fit perfectly.
    > ... >> ...
    > ... >> ... You're all muscle, no fat. A frightening prospect.
    > ... >>
    > ... >> Tell that to my doctor. He wants me to *lose weight* - I think he is
    > ... >planning to cut off
    > ... >> one of my legs. LOL
    > ...
    > ... because the other is the same?
    >Both are made of the same materials - muscle, bones, nerves, etc. Maybe he'll flip a coin.
    > ... >
    > ... >One of your legs is false and made of heavy metal ?
    > ...
    > ... Not that duck joke again? :-)
    >Duck joke ?

Mistletoe will explain.
--
Martin
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:01 am
  #62  
Magda
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:45:21 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this :


... > ... > ... > ... English: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmicalc.htm>
... > ... > ... > ... Metric: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm>
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... BMI Categories:
... > ... > ... > ... * Normal = 18.5-24.9
... > ... > ... > ... * Overweight = 25-29.9
... > ... > ... > ... * Obese = 30+
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S. Find the
... > ... > ... error.
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... VERY top heavy ?
... > ... >
... > ... >LOL. No.
... > ...
... > ... Average top heavy? :-)
... >
... >Clothes S, sometimes M.
...
... Titanium implants for the perky look?

BMI charts are BS.
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:01 am
  #63  
Miss L. Toe
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"nitram" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:40:46 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    > wrote:
    > >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:32:54 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram
<[email protected]> arranged
    > >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > >
    > > ... On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 14:27:41 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
    > > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > ...
    > > ... >
    > > ... >"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > > ... >news:[email protected].. .
    > > ... >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:03:57 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Padraig
    > > ... >Breathnach
    > > ... >> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked
like this
    > > ... >:
    > > ... >>
    > > ... >> ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > ... >> ...
    > > ... >> ... >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:33:07 +0000, in rec.travel.europe,
Padraig
    > > ... >Breathnach
    > > ... >> ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they
looked like
    > > ... >this :
    > > ... >> ... >
    > > ... >> ... > ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    > > ... >> ... > ...
    > > ... >> ... > ... >My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are
10-S.
    > > ... >Find the error.
    > > ... >> ... > ...
    > > ... >> ... > ... They're too tight.
    > > ... >> ... >
    > > ... >> ... >No. They fit perfectly.
    > > ... >> ...
    > > ... >> ... You're all muscle, no fat. A frightening prospect.
    > > ... >>
    > > ... >> Tell that to my doctor. He wants me to *lose weight* - I think he
is
    > > ... >planning to cut off
    > > ... >> one of my legs. LOL
    > > ...
    > > ... because the other is the same?
    > >
    > >Both are made of the same materials - muscle, bones, nerves, etc. Maybe
he'll flip a coin.
    > >
    > > ... >
    > > ... >One of your legs is false and made of heavy metal ?
    > > ...
    > > ... Not that duck joke again? :-)
    > >
    > >Duck joke ?
    > Mistletoe will explain.




Q. What's the difference between a duck ?








A. One of its legs is both the same.
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:02 am
  #64  
Magda
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:44:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this :

... On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:30:43 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:19:42 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
... >
... > ... On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:33:07 +0000, Padraig Breathnach
... > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... >
... > ... >>My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S. Find the error.
... > ... >
... > ... >They're too tight.
... > ...
... > ... or labeled wrong?
... >
... >Highly unlikely, given that all my jeans (even those disguised as black trousers) are
... >labeled the same.
...
... If you stole a whole rack the label might be wrong on all of them :-)

High opinion you have of me, huh ?
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:04 am
  #65  
Miss L. Toe
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"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 03:44:53 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, Icono Clast
<[email protected]>
    > arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... Earl Evleth wrote:
    > ... > One needs the body weight index on each person who is a candidate
    > ... > for being called fat.
    > ...
    > ... You probably mean the "Body Mass Index" (BMI). Mine fluctuates from
    > ... about 24.6 (normal) to 25.1 (overweight). I think I'm fat, but not
very.
    > ...
    > ... English: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmicalc.htm>
    > ... Metric: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm>
    > ...
    > ... BMI Categories:
    > ... * Normal = 18.5-24.9
    > ... * Overweight = 25-29.9
    > ... * Obese = 30+
    > My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S. Find the
error.

I guess that explains why you ducked out of the pics :-)
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:18 am
  #66  
Nitram
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:03:57 +0000, Padraig Breathnach
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:33:07 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Padraig Breathnach
    >><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
    >> ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> ...
    >> ... >My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S. Find the error.
    >> ...
    >> ... They're too tight.
    >>No. They fit perfectly.
    >You're all muscle, no fat. A frightening prospect.

Magda being bionic woman is a more frightening possibility.
--
Martin
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:25 am
  #67  
Nitram
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:04:18 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected].. .
    >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 03:44:53 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, Icono Clast
    ><[email protected]>
    >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
    >> ... Earl Evleth wrote:
    >> ... > One needs the body weight index on each person who is a candidate
    >> ... > for being called fat.
    >> ...
    >> ... You probably mean the "Body Mass Index" (BMI). Mine fluctuates from
    >> ... about 24.6 (normal) to 25.1 (overweight). I think I'm fat, but not
    >very.
    >> ...
    >> ... English: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmicalc.htm>
    >> ... Metric: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm>
    >> ...
    >> ... BMI Categories:
    >> ... * Normal = 18.5-24.9
    >> ... * Overweight = 25-29.9
    >> ... * Obese = 30+
    >> My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S. Find the
    >error.
    >I guess that explains why you ducked out of the pics :-)

"ducked" :-)

--
Martin
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:26 am
  #68  
Nitram
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:01:53 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >"nitram" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected].. .
    >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:40:46 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    >> wrote:
    >> >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:32:54 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram
    ><[email protected]> arranged
    >> >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    >> >
    >> > ... On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 14:27:41 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
    >> > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> > ...
    >> > ... >
    >> > ... >"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> > ... >news:[email protected].. .
    >> > ... >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:03:57 +0000, in rec.travel.europe, Padraig
    >> > ... >Breathnach
    >> > ... >> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked
    >like this
    >> > ... >:
    >> > ... >>
    >> > ... >> ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> > ... >> ...
    >> > ... >> ... >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:33:07 +0000, in rec.travel.europe,
    >Padraig
    >> > ... >Breathnach
    >> > ... >> ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they
    >looked like
    >> > ... >this :
    >> > ... >> ... >
    >> > ... >> ... > ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> > ... >> ... > ...
    >> > ... >> ... > ... >My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are
    >10-S.
    >> > ... >Find the error.
    >> > ... >> ... > ...
    >> > ... >> ... > ... They're too tight.
    >> > ... >> ... >
    >> > ... >> ... >No. They fit perfectly.
    >> > ... >> ...
    >> > ... >> ... You're all muscle, no fat. A frightening prospect.
    >> > ... >>
    >> > ... >> Tell that to my doctor. He wants me to *lose weight* - I think he
    >is
    >> > ... >planning to cut off
    >> > ... >> one of my legs. LOL
    >> > ...
    >> > ... because the other is the same?
    >> >
    >> >Both are made of the same materials - muscle, bones, nerves, etc. Maybe
    >he'll flip a coin.
    >> >
    >> > ... >
    >> > ... >One of your legs is false and made of heavy metal ?
    >> > ...
    >> > ... Not that duck joke again? :-)
    >> >
    >> >Duck joke ?
    >> Mistletoe will explain.
    >Q. What's the difference between a duck ?
    >A. One of its legs is both the same.

Shall I fetch your eiderdown filled coat or will you hang around and
explain it to Mixi?
--
Martin
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:28 am
  #69  
Nitram
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 16:02:13 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:44:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
    >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:30:43 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    > ... wrote:
    > ...
    > ... >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:19:42 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
    > ... >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... >
    > ... > ... On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:33:07 +0000, Padraig Breathnach
    > ... > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
    > ... > ...
    > ... > ... >Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    > ... > ... >
    > ... > ... >>My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S. Find the error.
    > ... > ... >
    > ... > ... >They're too tight.
    > ... > ...
    > ... > ... or labeled wrong?
    > ... >
    > ... >Highly unlikely, given that all my jeans (even those disguised as black trousers) are
    > ... >labeled the same.
    > ...
    > ... If you stole a whole rack the label might be wrong on all of them :-)
    >High opinion you have of me, huh ?

Dunno why I typed stole other than I witnessed somebody do it in York.

What I wanted to say was if you bought a whole rack of cloned designer
jeans they might all have the same label.
--
Martin
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:29 am
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Nitram
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 16:01:06 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:45:21 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
    >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... > ... > ... > ... English: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmicalc.htm>
    > ... > ... > ... > ... Metric: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm>
    > ... > ... > ... > ...
    > ... > ... > ... > ... BMI Categories:
    > ... > ... > ... > ... * Normal = 18.5-24.9
    > ... > ... > ... > ... * Overweight = 25-29.9
    > ... > ... > ... > ... * Obese = 30+
    > ... > ... > ... >
    > ... > ... > ... > My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S. Find the
    > ... > ... > ... error.
    > ... > ... > ...
    > ... > ... > ... VERY top heavy ?
    > ... > ... >
    > ... > ... >LOL. No.
    > ... > ...
    > ... > ... Average top heavy? :-)
    > ... >
    > ... >Clothes S, sometimes M.
    > ...
    > ... Titanium implants for the perky look?
    >BMI charts are BS.

and their adverts for cheap flights too.
--
Martin
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:37 am
  #71  
Miss L. Toe
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"nitram" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:01:53 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >
    > >"nitram" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >news:[email protected].. .
    > >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:40:46 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:32:54 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram
    > ><[email protected]> arranged
    > >> >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > >> >
    > >> > ... On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 14:27:41 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
    > >> > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >> > ...
    > >> > ... >
    > >> > ... >"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >> > ... >news:[email protected].. .
    > >> > ... >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:03:57 +0000, in rec.travel.europe,
Padraig
    > >> > ... >Breathnach
    > >> > ... >> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they
looked
    > >like this
    > >> > ... >:
    > >> > ... >>
    > >> > ... >> ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >> > ... >> ...
    > >> > ... >> ... >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:33:07 +0000, in
rec.travel.europe,
    > >Padraig
    > >> > ... >Breathnach
    > >> > ... >> ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they
    > >looked like
    > >> > ... >this :
    > >> > ... >> ... >
    > >> > ... >> ... > ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >> > ... >> ... > ...
    > >> > ... >> ... > ... >My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures)
are
    > >10-S.
    > >> > ... >Find the error.
    > >> > ... >> ... > ...
    > >> > ... >> ... > ... They're too tight.
    > >> > ... >> ... >
    > >> > ... >> ... >No. They fit perfectly.
    > >> > ... >> ...
    > >> > ... >> ... You're all muscle, no fat. A frightening prospect.
    > >> > ... >>
    > >> > ... >> Tell that to my doctor. He wants me to *lose weight* - I think
he
    > >is
    > >> > ... >planning to cut off
    > >> > ... >> one of my legs. LOL
    > >> > ...
    > >> > ... because the other is the same?
    > >> >
    > >> >Both are made of the same materials - muscle, bones, nerves, etc.
Maybe
    > >he'll flip a coin.
    > >> >
    > >> > ... >
    > >> > ... >One of your legs is false and made of heavy metal ?
    > >> > ...
    > >> > ... Not that duck joke again? :-)
    > >> >
    > >> >Duck joke ?
    > >>
    > >> Mistletoe will explain.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >Q. What's the difference between a duck ?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >A. One of its legs is both the same.
    > >
    > Shall I fetch your eiderdown filled coat or will you hang around and
    > explain it to Mixi?

Actually I think Mixi will appreciate it.
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:37 am
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Miss L. Toe
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"nitram" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:04:18 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >
    > >"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >news:[email protected].. .
    > >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 03:44:53 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, Icono Clast
    > ><[email protected]>
    > >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > >>
    > >> ... Earl Evleth wrote:
    > >> ... > One needs the body weight index on each person who is a
candidate
    > >> ... > for being called fat.
    > >> ...
    > >> ... You probably mean the "Body Mass Index" (BMI). Mine fluctuates
from
    > >> ... about 24.6 (normal) to 25.1 (overweight). I think I'm fat, but not
    > >very.
    > >> ...
    > >> ... English: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmicalc.htm>
    > >> ... Metric: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm>
    > >> ...
    > >> ... BMI Categories:
    > >> ... * Normal = 18.5-24.9
    > >> ... * Overweight = 25-29.9
    > >> ... * Obese = 30+
    > >>
    > >> My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S. Find the
    > >error.
    > >
    > >I guess that explains why you ducked out of the pics :-)
    > "ducked" :-)

Maybe she is duck shaped !!!
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 2:54 am
  #73  
Magda
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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 16:26:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this :

... On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:01:53 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
... <[email protected]> wrote:

... >Q. What's the difference between a duck ?
... >
... >
... >
... >
... >
... >
... >
... >
... >A. One of its legs is both the same.
... >
...
... Shall I fetch your eiderdown filled coat or will you hang around and
... explain it to Mixi?

Which language is Missy translating from ?
 
Old Jan 6th 2005, 3:03 am
  #74  
Nitram
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:37:51 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >"nitram" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected].. .
    >> On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:04:18 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
    >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> >news:[email protected].. .
    >> >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 03:44:53 -0800, in rec.travel.europe, Icono Clast
    >> ><[email protected]>
    >> >> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
    >> >>
    >> >> ... Earl Evleth wrote:
    >> >> ... > One needs the body weight index on each person who is a
    >candidate
    >> >> ... > for being called fat.
    >> >> ...
    >> >> ... You probably mean the "Body Mass Index" (BMI). Mine fluctuates
    >from
    >> >> ... about 24.6 (normal) to 25.1 (overweight). I think I'm fat, but not
    >> >very.
    >> >> ...
    >> >> ... English: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmicalc.htm>
    >> >> ... Metric: <http://nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm>
    >> >> ...
    >> >> ... BMI Categories:
    >> >> ... * Normal = 18.5-24.9
    >> >> ... * Overweight = 25-29.9
    >> >> ... * Obese = 30+
    >> >>
    >> >> My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures) are 10-S. Find the
    >> >error.
    >> >
    >> >I guess that explains why you ducked out of the pics :-)
    >> "ducked" :-)
    >Maybe she is duck shaped !!!

explains lack of photos and popularity of cuie de canard


L'inspector maigret de canard ...
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Old Jan 6th 2005, 3:05 am
  #75  
Nitram
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:37:13 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >"nitram" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected].. .
    >> On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:01:53 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
    >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >"nitram" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> >news:[email protected].. .
    >> >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:40:46 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:32:54 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram
    >> ><[email protected]> arranged
    >> >> >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    >> >> >
    >> >> > ... On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 14:27:41 -0000, "Miss L. Toe"
    >> >> > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >> > ...
    >> >> > ... >
    >> >> > ... >"Magda" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> >> > ... >news:[email protected].. .
    >> >> > ... >> On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 14:03:57 +0000, in rec.travel.europe,
    >Padraig
    >> >> > ... >Breathnach
    >> >> > ... >> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they
    >looked
    >> >like this
    >> >> > ... >:
    >> >> > ... >>
    >> >> > ... >> ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >> > ... >> ...
    >> >> > ... >> ... >On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:33:07 +0000, in
    >rec.travel.europe,
    >> >Padraig
    >> >> > ... >Breathnach
    >> >> > ... >> ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they
    >> >looked like
    >> >> > ... >this :
    >> >> > ... >> ... >
    >> >> > ... >> ... > ... Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >> > ... >> ... > ...
    >> >> > ... >> ... > ... >My BMI is 27.5 and my jeans (in English measures)
    >are
    >> >10-S.
    >> >> > ... >Find the error.
    >> >> > ... >> ... > ...
    >> >> > ... >> ... > ... They're too tight.
    >> >> > ... >> ... >
    >> >> > ... >> ... >No. They fit perfectly.
    >> >> > ... >> ...
    >> >> > ... >> ... You're all muscle, no fat. A frightening prospect.
    >> >> > ... >>
    >> >> > ... >> Tell that to my doctor. He wants me to *lose weight* - I think
    >he
    >> >is
    >> >> > ... >planning to cut off
    >> >> > ... >> one of my legs. LOL
    >> >> > ...
    >> >> > ... because the other is the same?
    >> >> >
    >> >> >Both are made of the same materials - muscle, bones, nerves, etc.
    >Maybe
    >> >he'll flip a coin.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > ... >
    >> >> > ... >One of your legs is false and made of heavy metal ?
    >> >> > ...
    >> >> > ... Not that duck joke again? :-)
    >> >> >
    >> >> >Duck joke ?
    >> >>
    >> >> Mistletoe will explain.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >Q. What's the difference between a duck ?
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >A. One of its legs is both the same.
    >> >
    >> Shall I fetch your eiderdown filled coat or will you hang around and
    >> explain it to Mixi?
    >Actually I think Mixi will appreciate it.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Ducks?

--
Martin
 


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