hehe martin's wife
le ridicule ne tue plus

"Martin's wife" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de news:
[email protected]...
    > On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 17:35:47 +0200, Jacqueline <> wrote:
    >>On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 17:32:15 +0200, "Runge" <[email protected]>
    >>wrote:
    >>>Yess morrow; yesss
    >>>"Martin's wife" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de news:
    >>>[email protected]...
    >>>> On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 16:44:02 +0200, Jacqueline <> wrote:
    >>>>>>"We are in a paranoid time, but vigilance by ordinary people is
    >>>>>>important."
    >>>>> Those two men must be Morrow and Martin!
    >>>> "ordinary people" not neurotic stalkers like Jacqueline and Runge.
    >>>> --
    >>>> Martin's wife
    >> Martin's wife tries to project her patatic husband,
    > "project her patatic" - a real frietjes eater's freudian slip.
    > If you mean a Technicolor yawn, say so Jacqueline
    >>but don't know
    >>what he is doing after she leaves their house! Maybe that is good for
    >>her!
    > Time for your medicine and your pink fluffy straight jacket.

Racist cretin

"Corgi bit me 'nads" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de
news: [email protected]. com...
    > [email protected] wrote:
    >> In article <[email protected]>,
    >> [email protected]
    >> (Alan) wrote:
    >> > *From:* "Alan" <[email protected]>
    >> > *Date:* Sun, 20 Aug 2006 17:10:51 GMT
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > "Alan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> > news:[email protected]...
    >> > >
    >> > > "Corgi bit me 'nads" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> > > news:[email protected] oups.com...
    >> > >> 'Suspicious' pair taken off plane
    >> > >>
    >> > >> Two men were taken off a flight bound for Manchester after some
    >> > >> passengers became alarmed about what they regarded as suspicious
    >> > >> behaviour.
    >> > >>
    >> > > "APPARENTLY" who knows, they were continually checking their watches,
    >> > > speaking in what was thought to be arabic,sweating profusely wearing
    >> > > thick clothes and leather jackets --------- i think in these
    >> > > circumstances at this time i might be a tad interested if i was a
    >> > > passenger on that plane
    >> > >
    >> > Oh i forgot --- thick clothes in Malaga????? MMMmm
    >> Maybe they were anticipating cold in Manchester. People from warmer
    >> climates sometimes find our 'warm' quite chilly; I was sitting on the
    >> seafront yesterday, happy in a T-shirt, when an Indian or Pakistani
    >> family
    >> came by swathed in thick coats.
    > and you didnt run ??
    >

" Martin's wife" ?

Note to self: always plonk people who have so little sense of
self-worth that they describe themselves in terms of someone else.

{PLON***

-- Larry

On 20 Aug 2006 10:41:18 -0700, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote nothing of interest.

global {PLON***

-- Larry

On 20 Aug 2006 10:45:29 -0700, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >Jacqueline writhes:
    >> On 20 Aug 2006 07:38:10 -0700, "Corgi bit me 'nads"
    >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >'Suspicious' pair taken off plane
    >> >
    >> >Two men were taken off a flight bound for Manchester after some
    >> >passengers became alarmed about what they regarded as suspicious
    >> >behaviour.
    >> >
    >> >People on the Airbus 320 at Malaga alerted staff and demanded their
    >> >removal, Monarch Airlines said.
    >> >
    >> >The pair were subsequently taken from flight ZB 613, carrying 150
    >> >passengers and seven crew, early on Wednesday.
    >> >
    >> >Two men, reported to be of Asian or Middle Eastern appearance, were
    >> >questioned for several hours.
    >> >
    >> >Flight delay
    >> >
    >> >Authorities allowed them to fly back to the UK later in the week.
    >> >
    >> >The plane had been due to take off about 0300 BST but was delayed by
    >> >about three hours.
    >> >
    >> >A spokesman for Monarch Airlines said: "There were two passengers on
    >> >the flight who came to the attention of the other people because they
    >> >were apparently acting suspiciously.
    >> >
    >> >"The flight attendants were sufficiently concerned to alert the crew
    >> >who in turn informed the security authorities at Malaga airport."
    >> >
    >> >No details of their "suspicious" behaviour were revealed.
    >> >
    >> >The Conservative homeland security spokesman, Patrick Mercer, described
    >> >the incident as "a victory for terrorists".
    >> >
    >> >"These people on the flight have been terrorised into behaving
    >> >irrationally," he told the Mail on Sunday.
    >> >
    >> >"For those unfortunate two men to be victimised because of the colour
    >> >of their skin is just nonsense."
    >> >
    >> >Aviation expert David Learmont said "paranoia" among passengers had
    >> >increased since UK officials said they had thwarted an alleged plot to
    >> >blow up planes mid-flight but he believed it would calm down.
    >> >
    >> >"There is a problem here - if people get too paranoid because someone
    >> >is sweating and sitting white-knuckled because they are afraid of
    >> >flying, then other passengers sitting nearby are going to think that
    >> >they're about to explode a bomb.
    >> >
    >> >"But how can you stop it? People should keep an eye out for suspicious
    >> >behaviour but nervousness is not enough."
    >> >
    >> >He said a heightened state of alertness was being encouraged by the
    >> >media, although there had been cases of genuine concern on flights.
    >> >
    >> >"We are in a paranoid time, but vigilance by ordinary people is
    >> >important."
    >> Those two men must be Morrow and Martin!
    >Q: What is the difference between Jacqueline taking a bath and a nun
    >taking a bath...???
    >A: A nun has hope in her soul -- Jacqueline has SOAP in her HOLE...
    >BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA...!!!

My doorbell is funnier!

On 20 Aug 2006 10:36:57 -0700, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >Jacqueline moans:
    >> On 20 Aug 2006 07:38:10 -0700, "Corgi bit me 'nads"
    >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >'Suspicious' pair taken off plane
    >> >
    >> >Two men were taken off a flight bound for Manchester after some
    >> >passengers became alarmed about what they regarded as suspicious
    >> >behaviour.
    >> >
    >> >People on the Airbus 320 at Malaga alerted staff and demanded their
    >> >removal, Monarch Airlines said.
    >> >
    >> >The pair were subsequently taken from flight ZB 613, carrying 150
    >> >passengers and seven crew, early on Wednesday.
    >> >
    >> >Two men, reported to be of Asian or Middle Eastern appearance, were
    >> >questioned for several hours.
    >> >
    >> >Flight delay
    >> >
    >> >Authorities allowed them to fly back to the UK later in the week.
    >> >
    >> >The plane had been due to take off about 0300 BST but was delayed by
    >> >about three hours.
    >> >
    >> >A spokesman for Monarch Airlines said: "There were two passengers on
    >> >the flight who came to the attention of the other people because they
    >> >were apparently acting suspiciously.
    >> >
    >> >"The flight attendants were sufficiently concerned to alert the crew
    >> >who in turn informed the security authorities at Malaga airport."
    >> >
    >> >No details of their "suspicious" behaviour were revealed.
    >> >
    >> >The Conservative homeland security spokesman, Patrick Mercer, described
    >> >the incident as "a victory for terrorists".
    >> >
    >> >"These people on the flight have been terrorised into behaving
    >> >irrationally," he told the Mail on Sunday.
    >> >
    >> >"For those unfortunate two men to be victimised because of the colour
    >> >of their skin is just nonsense."
    >> >
    >> >Aviation expert David Learmont said "paranoia" among passengers had
    >> >increased since UK officials said they had thwarted an alleged plot to
    >> >blow up planes mid-flight but he believed it would calm down.
    >> >
    >> >"There is a problem here - if people get too paranoid because someone
    >> >is sweating and sitting white-knuckled because they are afraid of
    >> >flying, then other passengers sitting nearby are going to think that
    >> >they're about to explode a bomb.
    >> >
    >> >"But how can you stop it? People should keep an eye out for suspicious
    >> >behaviour but nervousness is not enough."
    >> >
    >> >He said a heightened state of alertness was being encouraged by the
    >> >media, although there had been cases of genuine concern on flights.
    >> >
    >> >"We are in a paranoid time, but vigilance by ordinary people is
    >> >important."
    >> Those two men must be Morrow and Martin!
    >You are a DIRTY little girl, dearie...!!!

Don't look in your mirror Morrow! You will be scared to death if you
see your own ugly dirty face, gay pig!

"Corgi bit me 'nads" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected] oups.com...
    > 'Suspicious' pair taken off plane
    > Two men were taken off a flight bound for Manchester after some
    > passengers became alarmed about what they regarded as suspicious
    > behaviour.
    > People on the Airbus 320 at Malaga alerted staff and demanded their
    > removal, Monarch Airlines said.

Absolutely disgraceful.
the 'people' who alerted the staff should have been offered the chance to
get off the plane and buy replacement tickets.

On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 22:45:00 +0200, Jacqueline <> wrote:

    >On 20 Aug 2006 10:45:29 -0700, "Gregory Morrow"
    ><[email protected]> wrote:
    >>Jacqueline writhes:
    >>> On 20 Aug 2006 07:38:10 -0700, "Corgi bit me 'nads"
    >>> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>> >'Suspicious' pair taken off plane
    >>> >
    >>> >Two men were taken off a flight bound for Manchester after some
    >>> >passengers became alarmed about what they regarded as suspicious
    >>> >behaviour.
    >>> >
    >>> >People on the Airbus 320 at Malaga alerted staff and demanded their
    >>> >removal, Monarch Airlines said.
    >>> >
    >>> >The pair were subsequently taken from flight ZB 613, carrying 150
    >>> >passengers and seven crew, early on Wednesday.
    >>> >
    >>> >Two men, reported to be of Asian or Middle Eastern appearance, were
    >>> >questioned for several hours.
    >>> >
    >>> >Flight delay
    >>> >
    >>> >Authorities allowed them to fly back to the UK later in the week.
    >>> >
    >>> >The plane had been due to take off about 0300 BST but was delayed by
    >>> >about three hours.
    >>> >
    >>> >A spokesman for Monarch Airlines said: "There were two passengers on
    >>> >the flight who came to the attention of the other people because they
    >>> >were apparently acting suspiciously.
    >>> >
    >>> >"The flight attendants were sufficiently concerned to alert the crew
    >>> >who in turn informed the security authorities at Malaga airport."
    >>> >
    >>> >No details of their "suspicious" behaviour were revealed.
    >>> >
    >>> >The Conservative homeland security spokesman, Patrick Mercer, described
    >>> >the incident as "a victory for terrorists".
    >>> >
    >>> >"These people on the flight have been terrorised into behaving
    >>> >irrationally," he told the Mail on Sunday.
    >>> >
    >>> >"For those unfortunate two men to be victimised because of the colour
    >>> >of their skin is just nonsense."
    >>> >
    >>> >Aviation expert David Learmont said "paranoia" among passengers had
    >>> >increased since UK officials said they had thwarted an alleged plot to
    >>> >blow up planes mid-flight but he believed it would calm down.
    >>> >
    >>> >"There is a problem here - if people get too paranoid because someone
    >>> >is sweating and sitting white-knuckled because they are afraid of
    >>> >flying, then other passengers sitting nearby are going to think that
    >>> >they're about to explode a bomb.
    >>> >
    >>> >"But how can you stop it? People should keep an eye out for suspicious
    >>> >behaviour but nervousness is not enough."
    >>> >
    >>> >He said a heightened state of alertness was being encouraged by the
    >>> >media, although there had been cases of genuine concern on flights.
    >>> >
    >>> >"We are in a paranoid time, but vigilance by ordinary people is
    >>> >important."
    >>> Those two men must be Morrow and Martin!
    >>Q: What is the difference between Jacqueline taking a bath and a nun
    >>taking a bath...???
    >>A: A nun has hope in her soul -- Jacqueline has SOAP in her HOLE...
    >>BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA...!!!
    >My doorbell is funnier!

It tickles.

On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 22:45:00 +0200, Jacqueline <> wrote:


    >My doorbell is funnier!

http://niri.ncsa.uiuc.edu/martirano/...oorKnocker.jpg



Keith, Bristol, UK

Email: usenet[dot]20[dot]keefy[at]spamgourmet[dot]com

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x-no-archive: yes

would this have made the news, if the two suspects were white? and how come
the so called heightened security procedires at check-in etc, didnt pick up
on them until they were on the fricking plane?!

or maybe, the powers that ne know who they were, but dont want another
menezes shooting case on their hands, so let them go onto someone else's
patch?

Wouldn't "suspicious" be defined as "anyone Not nervous after all the
Gov't screaming / errr screening and other things"?

Two perfectly calm people on an airplane today, should be considered
"strange" at the very least!

Corgi bit me 'nads wrote:
    > 'Suspicious' pair taken off plane
    > No details of their "suspicious" behaviour were revealed.

According to today's Grauniad they were guilty of "speaking Arabic and
looking at their watches".

I hope they have good lawyers.

B;

On 21 Aug 2006 00:11:52 -0700, [email protected] wrote:

    >Corgi bit me 'nads wrote:
    >> 'Suspicious' pair taken off plane
    >> No details of their "suspicious" behaviour were revealed.
    >According to today's Grauniad they were guilty of "speaking Arabic and
    >looking at their watches".
    >I hope they have good lawyers.

I wonder if they'll have access to them.
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Dave Frightens Me writes:

    > I wonder if they'll have access to them.

Guilty people don't need access to lawyers ... right?

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In article <[email protected]>, James
Silverton <not.jim.silverton.at.comcast.not@?.?.invalid> writes

    >Even on an airplane it is possible to take off your jacket if you are
    >too hot

Usually on an aeroplane I wear something warm to shield me from the
fierce air conditioning.

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