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The Reids Aug 10th 2005 10:09 am

Re: Security measures?
 
Following up to Martin

    >>> >you like Spaniards? Good.
    >>> Only the white skinned ones.
    >>You mean the ones from South America?
    >Aren't they the olive skinned ones

heres examples of spanish skin tone:-
"http://www.superiorpics.com/penelope_cruz/pictures/penelope058_picture.html"
"http://www.moono.com/html/penelope-cruz/penelope-cruz-pictures.cfm"
the research I do for you!
--
Mike Reid
Walk-eat-UK "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" <-- you can email us@ this site
Walk-eat-Spain "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" <-- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap
Photos of both "http://www.lawn-mower-man.co.uk"

Martin Aug 10th 2005 10:10 am

Re: Security measures?
 
On 10 Aug 2005 02:58:42 -0700, [email protected] wrote:

    >Martin a écrit :
    >> On 10 Aug 2005 02:41:23 -0700, [email protected] wrote:
    >> >
    >> >Martin a écrit :
    >> >
    >> >> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 10:13:38 +0100, The Reids
    >> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> >Following up to Mxsmanic
    >> >> >
    >> >> >>> like Spaniards?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >>Yes.
    >> >> >
    >> >> >you like Spaniards? Good.
    >> >>
    >> >> Only the white skinned ones.
    >> >
    >> >You mean the ones from South America?
    >> Aren't they the olive skinned ones, with stomachs full of condoms?
    >Hard to say for sure, but I don't think the cafe's at Gare du Nord are
    >as bad as that.

They arrive regularly at Schiphol on KLM flights. AFAIK customs
believe that they swallow the condoms before the flight. Recalling
obligatory large rubbery ravioli in white sauce once served on KLM
Milan-A'dam flights, I wonder if they are right.
--
Martin

Martin Aug 10th 2005 10:16 am

Re: Security measures?
 
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:09:54 +0100, The Reids
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >Following up to Martin
    >>>> >you like Spaniards? Good.
    >>>> Only the white skinned ones.
    >>>You mean the ones from South America?
    >>Aren't they the olive skinned ones
    >heres examples of spanish skin tone:-
    >"http://www.superiorpics.com/penelope_cruz/pictures/penelope058_picture.html"
    >"http://www.moono.com/html/penelope-cruz/penelope-cruz-pictures.cfm"
    >the research I do for you!

Compared to typical Dutch skin tone after exposure to sun
http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/47288500
and

http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655137

and
http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655176
--
Martin

The Reids Aug 10th 2005 10:42 am

Re: Security measures?
 
Following up to Martin

    >http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655137

this lady appears to have forgotten to put her clothes on?
--
Mike Reid
Walk-eat-UK "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" <-- you can email us@ this site
Walk-eat-Spain "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" <-- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap
Photos of both "http://www.lawn-mower-man.co.uk"

Martin Aug 10th 2005 10:46 am

Re: Security measures?
 
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:42:20 +0100, The Reids
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >Following up to Martin
    >>http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655137
    >this lady appears to have forgotten to put her clothes on?

Focus on the skin tone, please.
--
Martin

barney2 Aug 10th 2005 10:49 am

Re: Security measures?
 
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] (The Reids) wrote:

    > *From:* The Reids <[email protected]>
    > *Date:* Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:42:20 +0100
    >
    > Following up to Martin
    >
    > >
    > >http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655137
    >
    > this lady appears to have forgotten to put her clothes on?

Probably it was too hot and she couldn't afford a/c.

    > --
    > Mike Reid
    > Walk-eat-UK "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" <-- you can email us@ this site
    > Walk-eat-Spain "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" <-- dontuse@ all, it's a
    > spamtrap
    > Photos of both "http://www.lawn-mower-man.co.uk"



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My new email address is that one, with the first digit of years in the
current century placed after the first word.

Jeremyrh Geo Aug 10th 2005 10:50 am

Re: Security measures?
 
Martin a écrit :

    > On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:09:54 +0100, The Reids
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >Following up to Martin
    > >
    > >>>> >you like Spaniards? Good.
    > >>>>
    > >>>> Only the white skinned ones.
    > >>>
    > >>>You mean the ones from South America?
    > >>
    > >>Aren't they the olive skinned ones
    > >
    > >heres examples of spanish skin tone:-
    > >"http://www.superiorpics.com/penelope_cruz/pictures/penelope058_picture.html"
    > >"http://www.moono.com/html/penelope-cruz/penelope-cruz-pictures.cfm"
    > >the research I do for you!
    > Compared to typical Dutch skin tone after exposure to sun
    > http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/47288500
    > and
    > http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655137
    > and
    > http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655176

But apparently a bit of Heineken works wonders (in the absence of
Double Diamond):

http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655225

G;

Martin Aug 10th 2005 10:51 am

Re: Security measures?
 
On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 05:49:27 -0500, [email protected] wrote:

    >In article <[email protected]>,
    >[email protected] (The Reids) wrote:
    >> *From:* The Reids <[email protected]>
    >> *Date:* Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:42:20 +0100
    >>
    >> Following up to Martin
    >>
    >> >
    >> >http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655137
    >>
    >> this lady appears to have forgotten to put her clothes on?
    >Probably it was too hot and she couldn't afford a/c.

nor even a broom cupboard.
--
Martin

Jeremyrh Geo Aug 10th 2005 10:52 am

Re: Security measures?
 
[email protected] a écrit :

    > In article <[email protected]>,
    > [email protected] (The Reids) wrote:
    > > *From:* The Reids <[email protected]>
    > > *Date:* Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:42:20 +0100
    > >
    > > Following up to Martin
    > >
    > > >
    > > >http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655137
    > >
    > > this lady appears to have forgotten to put her clothes on?
    > Probably it was too hot and she couldn't afford a/c.

At least she kept her hiking shorts on.

Or did she?

G;

Martin Aug 10th 2005 10:54 am

Re: Security measures?
 
On 10 Aug 2005 03:50:40 -0700, [email protected] wrote:

    >Martin a écrit :
    >> On Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:09:54 +0100, The Reids
    >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >Following up to Martin
    >> >
    >> >>>> >you like Spaniards? Good.
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>> Only the white skinned ones.
    >> >>>
    >> >>>You mean the ones from South America?
    >> >>
    >> >>Aren't they the olive skinned ones
    >> >
    >> >heres examples of spanish skin tone:-
    >> >"http://www.superiorpics.com/penelope_cruz/pictures/penelope058_picture.html"
    >> >"http://www.moono.com/html/penelope-cruz/penelope-cruz-pictures.cfm"
    >> >the research I do for you!
    >> Compared to typical Dutch skin tone after exposure to sun
    >> http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/47288500
    >> and
    >> http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655137
    >> and
    >> http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655176
    >But apparently a bit of Heineken works wonders (in the absence of
    >Double Diamond):
    >http://www.pbase.com/vinz/image/32655225

That's not the one with the Heineken bottle in it.
--
Martin

Jeremyrh Geo Aug 10th 2005 10:58 am

Re: Security measures?
 
The Reids a écrit :

    > Following up to Martin
    > >>> >you like Spaniards? Good.
    > >>>
    > >>> Only the white skinned ones.
    > >>
    > >>You mean the ones from South America?
    > >
    > >Aren't they the olive skinned ones
    > heres examples of spanish skin tone:-
    > "http://www.superiorpics.com/penelope_cruz/pictures/penelope058_picture.html"
    > "http://www.moono.com/html/penelope-cruz/penelope-cruz-pictures.cfm"
    > the research I do for you!

Purely in the interests of anthropological investigation, I present,
for the purposes of comparison, examples of South American skin tone:

http://damian99uk.tripod.com/sitebui...tball_team.gif

G;

The Reids Aug 10th 2005 11:03 am

Re: Security measures?
 
Following up to [email protected]

    >> Probably it was too hot and she couldn't afford a/c.
    >At least she kept her hiking shorts on.
    >Or did she?

she wearing trousers, but what is that below her navel, a mobile?
--
Mike Reid
Walk-eat-UK "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" <-- you can email us@ this site
Walk-eat-Spain "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" <-- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap
Photos of both "http://www.lawn-mower-man.co.uk"

Jeremyrh Geo Aug 10th 2005 11:06 am

Re: Security measures?
 
The Reids a écrit :

    > Following up to [email protected]
    > >> Probably it was too hot and she couldn't afford a/c.
    > >
    > >At least she kept her hiking shorts on.
    > >
    > >Or did she?
    > she wearing trousers, but what is that below her navel, a mobile?

A GPS I assume - how else is she going to find her way home?

G;

Icono Clast Aug 10th 2005 11:07 am

Re: Security measures?
 
Mxsmanic wrote:
    > Only if you like roller coasters and you're only interested in
    > enjoying yourself during a few months in summer.

Make that "steel-coasters". My last visit, it had only two
roller-coasters and about eleven steel-coasters.

    > Timothy Kroesen writes:
    >>How many people 6000 miles from the park have been there?

I'm about two thousand.

    >> Cedar point is open Six Months of the Year and has a myriad of
    >> things to offer besides the coasters. Just read the website to
    >> note all the other attractions you apparently illiterate and
    >> clearly foolish pundit...
    >
    > I don't really see any attraction to the place except the roller
    > coasters.

Only one of the roller-coasters is decent and most of the
steel-coasters aren't very interesting. The exceptions, though, are nice.

    > if one lives only sixty miles away it might be a place to go, but
    > otherwise I don't see any point.

If you're a steel-coaster freak, I do.
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Martin Aug 10th 2005 1:43 pm

Re: Security measures?
 
On 10 Aug 2005 04:06:14 -0700, [email protected] wrote:

    >The Reids a écrit :
    >> Following up to [email protected]
    >> >> Probably it was too hot and she couldn't afford a/c.
    >> >
    >> >At least she kept her hiking shorts on.
    >> >
    >> >Or did she?
    >> she wearing trousers, but what is that below her navel, a mobile?
    >A GPS I assume - how else is she going to find her way home?

In fact it is a silver key. Turn it and her bum falls off.
--
Martin


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