http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/6924592.stm

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm

I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
from anybody else on the train.

============== j-c ====== @ ====== purr . demon . co . uk =============Jack Campin: 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland | tel 0131 660 4760
<http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/> for CD-ROMs and free | fax 0870 0554 975
stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, & Mac logic fonts | mob 07800 739 557

On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:44:45 +0100, Jack Campin - bogus address
<[email protected]> wrote:

>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm
>
>I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
>up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
>it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
>came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
>carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
>that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
>somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
>from anybody else on the train.

LOL

David didn't get any here, yesterday.
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Martin

Martin <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:44:45 +0100, Jack Campin - bogus address
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm
> >
> >I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
> >up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
> >it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
> >came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
> >carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
> >that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
> >somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
> >from anybody else on the train.
>
> LOL
>
> David didn't get any here, yesterday.

I didn't want any! I ignored her- that was the best punishment!

--
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http://www.davidhorne.net - real address on website
"Abominable, loyal, blind, apparently subservient."
Pres. Carter on Ex-Pres. Blair- May, 2007

Thanks for getting martin excited !
At his age...

"Jack Campin - bogus address" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le
message de news:[email protected]...
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm
>
> I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
> up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
> it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
> came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
> carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
> that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
> somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
> from anybody else on the train.
>
> ============== j-c ====== @ ====== purr . demon . co . uk
> ==============
> Jack Campin: 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland | tel 0131 660
> 4760
> <http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/> for CD-ROMs and free | fax 0870 0554
> 975
> stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, & Mac logic fonts | mob 07800 739
> 557

scRunge cries:


> Thanks for getting martin excited !
> At his age...



Having "fun", scRunge...???


--
Best
Greg


>
> "Jack Campin - bogus address" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le
> message denews:[email protected]...
>
>
>
> >>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm
>
> > I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
> > up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
> > it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
> > came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
> > carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
> > that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
> > somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
> > from anybody else on the train.
>
> > ============== j-c ====== @ ====== purr . demon . co . uk
> > =============> > Jack Campin: 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland | tel 0131 660
> > 4760
> > <http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/> for CD-ROMs and free | fax 0870 0554
> > 975
> > stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, & Mac logic fonts | mob 07800 739
> > 557- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:02:03 +0100, [email protected] (David Horne) wrote:

>Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:44:45 +0100, Jack Campin - bogus address
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm
>> >
>> >I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
>> >up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
>> >it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
>> >came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
>> >carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
>> >that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
>> >somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
>> >from anybody else on the train.
>>
>> LOL
>>
>> David didn't get any here, yesterday.
>
>I didn't want any! I ignored her- that was the best punishment!

Perhaps because you are used to it. It sounds like it was a new experience for
the Channel 4 News presenter's bottom. The owner of the bottom found it quite
humiliating. I can't honestly say that if a woman pinched my bottom I would be
humiliated. I always saw it as one of the potential perks of travelling by
public transport.
--

Martin

Martin <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:02:03 +0100, [email protected] (David Horne) wrote:
>
> >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:44:45 +0100, Jack Campin - bogus address
> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >> >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm
> >> >
> >> >I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
> >> >up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
> >> >it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
> >> >came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
> >> >carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
> >> >that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
> >> >somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
> >> >from anybody else on the train.
> >>
> >> LOL
> >>
> >> David didn't get any here, yesterday.
> >
> >I didn't want any! I ignored her- that was the best punishment!
>
> Perhaps because you are used to it.

It's never happened to me on the _street_!

--
(*) ... of the royal duchy of city south and deansgate
http://www.davidhorne.net - real address on website
"Abominable, loyal, blind, apparently subservient."
Pres. Carter on Ex-Pres. Blair- May, 2007

On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:14:12 -0700, Gregory Morrow <[email protected]>
wrote:

>scRunge cries:
>
>
>> Thanks for getting martin excited !
>> At his age...
>
>
>
>Having "fun", scRunge...???

If you plonked him we wouldn't have the pleasure of reading his rubbish.
--

Martin

On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:22:33 +0100, [email protected] (David Horne) wrote:

>Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:02:03 +0100, [email protected] (David Horne) wrote:
>>
>> >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:44:45 +0100, Jack Campin - bogus address
>> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm
>> >> >
>> >> >I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
>> >> >up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
>> >> >it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
>> >> >came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
>> >> >carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
>> >> >that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
>> >> >somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
>> >> >from anybody else on the train.
>> >>
>> >> LOL
>> >>
>> >> David didn't get any here, yesterday.
>> >
>> >I didn't want any! I ignored her- that was the best punishment!
>>
>> Perhaps because you are used to it.
>
>It's never happened to me on the _street_!

You weren't wearing a skimpy dress and standing up to your wotsits in
floodwater.
--

Martin

Martin <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:22:33 +0100, [email protected] (David Horne) wrote:
>
> >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:02:03 +0100, [email protected] (David Horne) wrote:
> >>
> >> >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:44:45 +0100, Jack Campin - bogus address
> >> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
> >> >> >up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
> >> >> >it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
> >> >> >came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
> >> >> >carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
> >> >> >that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
> >> >> >somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
> >> >> >from anybody else on the train.
> >> >>
> >> >> LOL
> >> >>
> >> >> David didn't get any here, yesterday.
> >> >
> >> >I didn't want any! I ignored her- that was the best punishment!
> >>
> >> Perhaps because you are used to it.
> >
> >It's never happened to me on the _street_!
>
> You weren't wearing a skimpy dress

How do you know!?

--
(*) ... of the royal duchy of city south and deansgate
http://www.davidhorne.net - real address on website
"Abominable, loyal, blind, apparently subservient."
Pres. Carter on Ex-Pres. Blair- May, 2007

On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:27:52 +0100, [email protected] (David Horne) wrote:

>Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:22:33 +0100, [email protected] (David Horne) wrote:
>>
>> >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:02:03 +0100, [email protected] (David Horne) wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:44:45 +0100, Jack Campin - bogus address
>> >> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/o...re/6924592.stm
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I was once on a Northern Line train in London that had been held
>> >> >> >up for an hour after a suicide jump on the tracks. As a result
>> >> >> >it was jampacked with two or three trainfuls of passengers. It
>> >> >> >came to a stop in a station with a lot of shouting from another
>> >> >> >carriage and didn't move for another half-hour. It turned out
>> >> >> >that a woman had pulled the emergency cord because she thought
>> >> >> >somebody had groped her bum. She didn't get a lot of sympathy
>> >> >> >from anybody else on the train.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> LOL
>> >> >>
>> >> >> David didn't get any here, yesterday.
>> >> >
>> >> >I didn't want any! I ignored her- that was the best punishment!
>> >>
>> >> Perhaps because you are used to it.
>> >
>> >It's never happened to me on the _street_!
>>
>> You weren't wearing a skimpy dress
>
>How do you know!?

Male intuition?
--

Martin