1. Effective immediately, Americans are directed to discontinue use of
the world "French." For example, French dressing shall now be called
"Prancing Snail Swallower Dressing," french fries shall be "Beret
Wearing Pansy Fries" and French Onion Soup will now be called
"Unbathed [bleep] Onion Soup."

2. Americans shall promptly initiate a boycott of the "French kiss" --
replacing it with patriotic expressions of affection such as the
"Texas Uvula Wallop."

3. Upon sipping from any glass or bottle of inferior French wine in a
restaurant, all citizens are hereby directed to spit it onto the
floor... before loudly ordering a refreshing 48 oz. Gallo Peach
Liebfraumilch slushy as a replacement.

4. All American schools must immediately stop teaching the
philosophies of Voltaire, Sartre and Descartes -- and begin
aggressively indoctrinating our starry-eyed youth to the profound,
righteous and less tediously cerebral works of Hannity, Rumsfeld,
Noonan and The Rock.

5. Incinerate any textbooks that incorrectly assert that the French
saved our ragtag, shoeless butts at Yorktown during America's noble
fight for independence from those charmingly irascible and currently
endearing Limeys.

6. Should you find your personal space violated by an actual French
person, demonstrate your unswerving love of country by informing the
Franko Sapiens about a recent invention called "the shower."

"John Wayne" skrev i meddelandet
news:[email protected]...
    > 1. Effective immediately, Americans are directed to discontinue use of
    > the world "French." For example, French dressing shall now be called
    > "Prancing Snail Swallower Dressing," french fries shall be "Beret
    > Wearing Pansy Fries" and French Onion Soup will now be called
    > "Unbathed [bleep] Onion Soup."
    > 2. Americans shall promptly initiate a boycott of the "French kiss" --
    > replacing it with patriotic expressions of affection such as the
    > "Texas Uvula Wallop."
    > 3. Upon sipping from any glass or bottle of inferior French wine in a
    > restaurant, all citizens are hereby directed to spit it onto the
    > floor... before loudly ordering a refreshing 48 oz. Gallo Peach
    > Liebfraumilch slushy as a replacement.
Small remark but isn't Liebfraumilch too German ?

On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 00:30:47 GMT, "Lennart Petersen"
wrote:


    >"John Wayne" skrev i meddelandet
    >news:[email protected]...

    >> 3. Upon sipping from any glass or bottle of inferior French wine in a
    >> restaurant, all citizens are hereby directed to spit it onto the
    >> floor... before loudly ordering a refreshing 48 oz. Gallo Peach
    >> Liebfraumilch slushy as a replacement.
    >Small remark but isn't Liebfraumilch too German ?

Gallo Paech Liebfraumilch (do they make such a thing?) would be
anything but German... you might not even be able to identify it as
'wine'.

Oh, that's funny! (Nice to see some of us manage to retain a sense of
humor about this mess.)

John Wayne wrote:
    >
    > 1. Effective immediately, Americans are directed to discontinue use of
    > the world "French." For example, French dressing shall now be called
    > "Prancing Snail Swallower Dressing," french fries shall be "Beret
    > Wearing Pansy Fries" and French Onion Soup will now be called
    > "Unbathed [bleep] Onion Soup."
    >
    > 2. Americans shall promptly initiate a boycott of the "French kiss" --
    > replacing it with patriotic expressions of affection such as the
    > "Texas Uvula Wallop."
    >
    > 3. Upon sipping from any glass or bottle of inferior French wine in a
    > restaurant, all citizens are hereby directed to spit it onto the
    > floor... before loudly ordering a refreshing 48 oz. Gallo Peach
    > Liebfraumilch slushy as a replacement.
    >
    > 4. All American schools must immediately stop teaching the
    > philosophies of Voltaire, Sartre and Descartes -- and begin
    > aggressively indoctrinating our starry-eyed youth to the profound,
    > righteous and less tediously cerebral works of Hannity, Rumsfeld,
    > Noonan and The Rock.
    >
    > 5. Incinerate any textbooks that incorrectly assert that the French
    > saved our ragtag, shoeless butts at Yorktown during America's noble
    > fight for independence from those charmingly irascible and currently
    > endearing Limeys.
    >
    > 6. Should you find your personal space violated by an actual French
    > person, demonstrate your unswerving love of country by informing the
    > Franko Sapiens about a recent invention called "the shower."
    >

On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 00:30:47 GMT, "Lennart Petersen"
wrote:


    >> 3. Upon sipping from any glass or bottle of inferior French wine in a
    >> restaurant, all citizens are hereby directed to spit it onto the
    >> floor... before loudly ordering a refreshing 48 oz. Gallo Peach
    >> Liebfraumilch slushy as a replacement.
    >Small remark but isn't Liebfraumilch too German ?
Think again pilgrim--I got a couple of Colt six-guns here and a
Winchester 73 that say we call it whatever we want!!!!!

The Duke

This has nothing to do with travel in Europe. Please
go away.


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On Tue, 11 Mar 2003 20:47:28 -0900, John Wayne
wrote:

    >Think again pilgrim--I got a couple of Colt six-guns here and a
    >Winchester 73 that say we call it whatever we want!!!!!

You sure you don't have a couple of Colt (45) six-packs instead??

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Frank Clarke wrote:
    >
    > On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 00:30:47 GMT, "Lennart Petersen"
    > wrote:
    >
    >
    > >"John Wayne" skrev i meddelandet
    > >news:[email protected]...
    >
    > >> 3. Upon sipping from any glass or bottle of inferior French wine in a
    > >> restaurant, all citizens are hereby directed to spit it onto the
    > >> floor... before loudly ordering a refreshing 48 oz. Gallo Peach
    > >> Liebfraumilch slushy as a replacement.
    > >Small remark but isn't Liebfraumilch too German ?
    >
    > Gallo Paech Liebfraumilch (do they make such a thing?) would be
    > anything but German... you might not even be able to identify it as
    > 'wine'.

Rather like all the fizzy "wine coolers" they sell here, in soda pop
flavors. (If I wanted alcoholic soda pop, I'd add a slug of vodka to
it, not invent a new category of beverage!)

Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    >
    > This has nothing to do with travel in Europe. Please
    > go away.

Yes it does! (YOU "go away" if you don't like it - no one is forcing
you to read any posts you do not choose to read.)

"Jesper Lauridsen" wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > This has nothing to do with travel in Europe. Please
    > go away.


ner-ner, ner-ner Actung! Netz-Polizei!
Tim.

On Thu, 13 Mar 2003 07:03:16 GMT, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:

    >Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
    >>
    >> This has nothing to do with travel in Europe. Please
    >> go away.
    >Yes it does!

Explain how. Use examples from the OP.

    > (YOU "go away" if you don't like it - no one is forcing
    >you to read any posts you do not choose to read.)

Do you have any idea how usenet works?

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