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Old Apr 25th 2007 | 7:51 am
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In article <[email protected]>, Deeply Filled
Mortician <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> writes
>Make credence recognised that on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:56:01 +0000,
>would you like fries with that? <[email protected]> has
>scripted:
>
>>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/6586879.stm
>>Man cuts off penis in restaurant
>
>This pretty much shows the low that the BBC is prepared to go with
>respect to headlines.

Unlike Sky
<http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1262312,00.html>

or The Spoof
<http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i17774>
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Old Apr 25th 2007 | 7:55 am
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In article <[email protected]>, Martin
<[email protected]> writes
>On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:01:00 GMT, "Alan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Deeply Filled Mortician" <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote
>>in message news:[email protected]...
>>> Make credence recognised that on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:36:04 +0100, The
>>> Reid <[email protected]> has scripted:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:50:42 +0200, Deeply Filled Mortician
>>>><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>This pretty much shows the low that the BBC is prepared to go with
>>>>>respect to headlines.
>>>>
>>>>what should they have said?
>>>
>>> They make it sound like someone got sick sick of waiting for his first
>>> course.
>>> --
>>> ---
>>> DFM - http://www.deepfriedmars.com
>>> ---
>>> --
>>he was polish and trying to demonstrate that his pizza didnt have enough
>>tomato sauce or salami on it because he could not speak english
>>
>
>he was English and thought he was making pepperoni.

French, and not enough meat in his coq au vin.
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Old Apr 25th 2007 | 7:56 am
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In article <[email protected]>, The Reid
<[email protected]> writes

>i like the picture of a random knife "like (not) the one used" maybe
>Sun readers dont know what knives are.

Possibly not, if they handed all theirs in during the last knife
amnesty.
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Old Apr 25th 2007 | 8:36 pm
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On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:55:59 +0100, congokid <[email protected]>
wrote:

> coq au vin.

ROFL
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Old Apr 26th 2007 | 4:08 am
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On Apr 24, 3:56 pm, would you like fries with that?
<[email protected]> wrote:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/6586879.stm
> Man cuts off penis in restaurant
>
> A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
>
> Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
> the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
>
> A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and
> 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
>
> The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition
> is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his
> penis.
>
> The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
> wrist and groin
> Zizzi spokeswoman
>
> A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any
> connection with the restaurant.
>
> She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi
> restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant
> area and tried to enter a kitchen.
>
> "Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen
> area.
>
> "The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
> wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where
> he continued to stab himself.
>
> "This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely
> frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the
> restaurant at the time."
>
> She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else
> suffered any physical injuries."

that's good
 
Old Apr 26th 2007 | 4:09 am
  #36  
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On Apr 24, 4:21 pm, "Hey now" <going for [email protected]> wrote:
> Did they put a steak on his lap?
>
> "would you like fries with that?" <[email protected]> wrote in
> messagenews:lvns23tg2vajkd39dnlpmhvrje8u3arkln@new s...
>
>
>
> >http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/6586879.stm
> > Man cuts off penis in restaurant
>
> > A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
>
> > Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered
> > the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
>
> > A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and
> > 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
>
> > The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition
> > is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his
> > penis.
>
> > The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
> > wrist and groin
> > Zizzi spokeswoman
>
> > A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any
> > connection with the restaurant.
>
> > She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi
> > restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant
> > area and tried to enter a kitchen.
>
> > "Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen
> > area.
>
> > "The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the
> > wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where
> > he continued to stab himself.
>
> > "This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely
> > frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the
> > restaurant at the time."
>
> > She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else
> > suffered any physical injuries."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

i guess so.
 
Old Apr 26th 2007 | 4:10 am
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On Apr 24, 6:50 pm, Deeply Filled Mortician
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
> Make credence recognised that on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:56:01 +0000,
> would you like fries with that? <[email protected]> has
> scripted:
>
> >http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/6586879.stm
> >Man cuts off penis in restaurant
>
> This pretty much shows the low that the BBC is prepared to go with
> respect to headlines.
> --
> ---
> DFM -http://www.deepfriedmars.com
> ---
> --

exactly
 
Old Apr 26th 2007 | 7:08 am
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On Apr 25, 5:41 pm, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:38:01 +0200, [email protected] (Mister Bartlett) wrote:
> >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:01:00 GMT, "Alan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >> >"Deeply Filled Mortician" <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote
> >> >in messagenews:gpgu23lkta74tooetgr6da8ia7jst0pee8@4ax .com...
> >> >> Make credence recognised that on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:36:04 +0100, The
> >> >> Reid <[email protected]> has scripted:
>
> >> >>>On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:50:42 +0200, Deeply Filled Mortician
> >> >>><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>
> >> >>>>This pretty much shows the low that the BBC is prepared to go with
> >> >>>>respect to headlines.
>
> >> >>>what should they have said?
>
> >> >> They make it sound like someone got sick sick of waiting for his first
> >> >> course.
>
> >> >he was polish and trying to demonstrate that his pizza didnt have enough
> >> >tomato sauce or salami on it because he could not speak english
>
> >> he was English and thought he was making pepperoni.
>
> >He was Dutch and trying to explain what a kroket was like?
>
> If he had been Dutch she would have used her teeth and said that it was
> imposhible.
> --
>
> Martin

and dangerwush....
 
Old Apr 26th 2007 | 7:13 am
  #39  
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On 26 Apr 2007 12:08:07 -0700, Chiken Koma <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Apr 25, 5:41 pm, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 17:38:01 +0200, [email protected] (Mister Bartlett) wrote:
>> >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:01:00 GMT, "Alan" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >> >"Deeply Filled Mortician" <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote
>> >> >in messagenews:gpgu23lkta74tooetgr6da8ia7jst0pee8@4ax .com...
>> >> >> Make credence recognised that on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:36:04 +0100, The
>> >> >> Reid <[email protected]> has scripted:
>>
>> >> >>>On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:50:42 +0200, Deeply Filled Mortician
>> >> >>><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>>
>> >> >>>>This pretty much shows the low that the BBC is prepared to go with
>> >> >>>>respect to headlines.
>>
>> >> >>>what should they have said?
>>
>> >> >> They make it sound like someone got sick sick of waiting for his first
>> >> >> course.
>>
>> >> >he was polish and trying to demonstrate that his pizza didnt have enough
>> >> >tomato sauce or salami on it because he could not speak english
>>
>> >> he was English and thought he was making pepperoni.
>>
>> >He was Dutch and trying to explain what a kroket was like?
>>
>> If he had been Dutch she would have used her teeth and said that it was
>> imposhible.
>> --
>>
>> Martin
>
>and dangerwush....

and extshra
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Old Apr 26th 2007 | 9:07 am
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Make credence recognised that on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:06:46 +0100,
"RAK" <[email protected]> has scripted:

>
>"Deeply Filled Mortician" <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote
>in message news:[email protected]...
>> Make credence recognised that on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:56:01 +0000,
>> would you like fries with that? <[email protected]> has
>> scripted:
>>
>>>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/6586879.stm
>>>Man cuts off penis in restaurant
>>
>> This pretty much shows the low that the BBC is prepared to go with
>> respect to headlines.
>> --
>> ---
>> DFM - http://www.deepfriedmars.com
>> ---
>So what headline would you have used?

Man mutilates himself in London restaurant.

Of course, including "cuts off penis" creates a much more interesting
picture, in Freudian terms.
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Old Apr 26th 2007 | 7:15 pm
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On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:07:38 +0200, Deeply Filled Mortician
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:

>>So what headline would you have used?
>
>Man mutilates himself in London restaurant.
>
>Of course, including "cuts off penis" creates a much more interesting
>picture, in Freudian terms.

since when did you become so fastidious? It also conveys more
information.
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Old Apr 27th 2007 | 11:52 am
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Make credence recognised that on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:00:50 +0100, The
Reid <[email protected]> has scripted:

>On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:12:52 +0200, Deeply Filled Mortician
><deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:
>
>>>no, he couldn't stand the terrible English food, obviously (well, to
>>>you).
>>
>>Mike, I know I rubbish your food, but can you PLEASE send me some
>>bacon? I haven't eaten it for years!!!
>
>I understand cheddar is hard to get too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6601581.stm

<snip>
Benito Fiore, who reviewed 320 British Italian restaurants, says only
20 were of a high standard, while 200 were poor.

Mr Fiore says there are very simple reasons why so many are failing.

"The restaurant is not owned by an Italian person. The second chef is
usually not Italian," he begins.

"The restaurant manager is not Italian and they don't use mainly
Italian produce and they don't serve Italian wines," he adds.
</snip>

10% of a high standard? My message to the Brits is "Why are you
putting up with the other 90%?????"
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Old Apr 27th 2007 | 11:39 pm
  #43  
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On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:52:18 +0200, Deeply Filled Mortician
<deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu> wrote:

>"The restaurant is not owned by an Italian person. The second chef is
>usually not Italian," he begins.

many many italian restos here are not italian at all except in name,
not surprised italians dont like them. You get spag bol and a few
other gestures, our local one is run by Canarians, prawn and banana is
good there.

I wouldnt claim food in UK is as good as Italy, however your view of
british is as accurate as you view on hiring a car in Italy.
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