London Undergroud VS Athens Metro
Jan 13th 2005, 1:22 am
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London Undergroud VS Athens Metro
Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
the Athens Metro.
If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
http://www.greekpride.co.uk/
their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
the Athens Metro.
If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
http://www.greekpride.co.uk/
Jan 13th 2005, 1:29 am
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Re: London Undergroud VS Athens Metro
On 13 Jan 2005 06:22:35 -0800, "Seanie The SPOD-ignorer!"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
>their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
>the Athens Metro.
which was built by Albanians.
>If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
>- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
>train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
>- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
>down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
>at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
>- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
>This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
>http://www.geekpride.co.uk/
In London it's called "the underground". Are you confusing London with
Paris or Rotterdam etc.
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<[email protected]> wrote:
>Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
>their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
>the Athens Metro.
which was built by Albanians.
>If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
>- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
>train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
>- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
>down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
>at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
>- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
>This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
>http://www.geekpride.co.uk/
In London it's called "the underground". Are you confusing London with
Paris or Rotterdam etc.
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Martin
Jan 13th 2005, 2:38 am
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Re: London Undergroud VS Athens Metro
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 15:29:27 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On 13 Jan 2005 06:22:35 -0800, "Seanie The SPOD-ignorer!"
... <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >
... >Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
... >their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
... >the Athens Metro.
...
... which was built by Albanians.
...
... >
... >If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
... >
... >- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
... >train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
... >
... >- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
... >down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
... >at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
... >
... >- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
... >This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
... >http://www.geekpride.co.uk/
...
... In London it's called "the underground". Are you confusing London with
... Paris or Rotterdam etc.
Not Paris - people read in the metro.
some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On 13 Jan 2005 06:22:35 -0800, "Seanie The SPOD-ignorer!"
... <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >
... >Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
... >their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
... >the Athens Metro.
...
... which was built by Albanians.
...
... >
... >If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
... >
... >- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
... >train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
... >
... >- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
... >down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
... >at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
... >
... >- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
... >This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
... >http://www.geekpride.co.uk/
...
... In London it's called "the underground". Are you confusing London with
... Paris or Rotterdam etc.
Not Paris - people read in the metro.
Jan 13th 2005, 2:43 am
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Re: London Undergroud VS Athens Metro
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:38:01 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 15:29:27 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
>some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... On 13 Jan 2005 06:22:35 -0800, "Seanie The SPOD-ignorer!"
> ... <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >
> ... >Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
> ... >their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
> ... >the Athens Metro.
> ...
> ... which was built by Albanians.
> ...
> ... >
> ... >If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
> ... >
> ... >- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
> ... >train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
> ... >
> ... >- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
> ... >down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
> ... >at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
> ... >
> ... >- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
> ... >This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
> ... >http://www.geekpride.co.uk/
> ...
> ... In London it's called "the underground". Are you confusing London with
> ... Paris or Rotterdam etc.
>Not Paris - people read in the metro.
A'dam then? The metro is so short it's not worth opening a book.
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wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 15:29:27 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
>some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... On 13 Jan 2005 06:22:35 -0800, "Seanie The SPOD-ignorer!"
> ... <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >
> ... >Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
> ... >their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
> ... >the Athens Metro.
> ...
> ... which was built by Albanians.
> ...
> ... >
> ... >If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
> ... >
> ... >- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
> ... >train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
> ... >
> ... >- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
> ... >down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
> ... >at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
> ... >
> ... >- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
> ... >This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
> ... >http://www.geekpride.co.uk/
> ...
> ... In London it's called "the underground". Are you confusing London with
> ... Paris or Rotterdam etc.
>Not Paris - people read in the metro.
A'dam then? The metro is so short it's not worth opening a book.
--
Martin
Jan 13th 2005, 4:37 am
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Re: London Undergroud VS Athens Metro
Seanie The SPOD-ignorer! wrote:
> Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
> their tunnels were built by Albanians.
If they had a lot of Albanians Ireland in the late 19th/early 20th
century then you are, of course, right. Otherwise you're takling
bollocks.
> It is not new and unique like
> the Athens Metro.
No, London got it's act together a hundred years or more ago. Mark you,
they didn't have to call the archaeologists in every ten minutes as they
did in Athens and have had to do (even more so) in Rome.
> If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
> - English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
> train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
Of course they bloody do, what do you think we are, civilised?
> - The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
> down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
> at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
They'll see what there intelli_gence is worth when the rest of the
passengers kick up a fuss.
> - Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
> This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
Oh I agree there.
> Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
> their tunnels were built by Albanians.
If they had a lot of Albanians Ireland in the late 19th/early 20th
century then you are, of course, right. Otherwise you're takling
bollocks.
> It is not new and unique like
> the Athens Metro.
No, London got it's act together a hundred years or more ago. Mark you,
they didn't have to call the archaeologists in every ten minutes as they
did in Athens and have had to do (even more so) in Rome.
> If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
> - English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
> train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
Of course they bloody do, what do you think we are, civilised?
> - The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
> down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
> at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
They'll see what there intelli_gence is worth when the rest of the
passengers kick up a fuss.
> - Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
> This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
Oh I agree there.
Jan 13th 2005, 5:01 am
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Re: London Undergroud VS Athens Metro
Seanie The SPOD-ignorer! wrote:
> Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
> their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
> the Athens Metro.
>
Yep, that's true!
Thank you so much, blethering Weenie Beanie!
LMAO!
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> Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
> their tunnels were built by Albanians. It is not new and unique like
> the Athens Metro.
>
Yep, that's true!
Thank you so much, blethering Weenie Beanie!
LMAO!
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Jan 13th 2005, 5:22 am
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Re: London Undergroud VS Athens Metro
On 2005-01-13 16:38:01 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> said:
> On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 15:29:27 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram
> <[email protected]> arranged
> some electrons, so they looked like this :
>
> ... On 13 Jan 2005 06:22:35 -0800, "Seanie The SPOD-ignorer!"
> ... <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... ... >
>
> ... >- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
> ... >This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
> ... >http://www.geekpride.co.uk/
> ... ... In London it's called "the underground". Are you confusing
> London with
> ... Paris or Rotterdam etc.
>
> Not Paris - people read in the metro.
I don't - I stare at women.
And talk to myself.
Actually I have a new game - I close my eyes and pretend to be asleep.
Then I miraculously "wake up" and get off when it's my stop. So far I
have avoided missing the stop and getting off too late. Easily amused,
you see...
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> On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 15:29:27 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram
> <[email protected]> arranged
> some electrons, so they looked like this :
>
> ... On 13 Jan 2005 06:22:35 -0800, "Seanie The SPOD-ignorer!"
> ... <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... ... >
>
> ... >- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
> ... >This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
> ... >http://www.geekpride.co.uk/
> ... ... In London it's called "the underground". Are you confusing
> London with
> ... Paris or Rotterdam etc.
>
> Not Paris - people read in the metro.
I don't - I stare at women.
And talk to myself.
Actually I have a new game - I close my eyes and pretend to be asleep.
Then I miraculously "wake up" and get off when it's my stop. So far I
have avoided missing the stop and getting off too late. Easily amused,
you see...
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Jan 13th 2005, 5:25 am
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 19:22:37 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, The Rev Gaston <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On 2005-01-13 16:38:01 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> said:
...
... >
... > Not Paris - people read in the metro.
...
... I don't - I stare at women.
...
... And talk to myself.
Aloud ??
... Actually I have a new game - I close my eyes and pretend to be asleep.
... Then I miraculously "wake up" and get off when it's my stop. So far I
... have avoided missing the stop and getting off too late. Easily amused,
... you see...
You really think the other passengers are watching you ? ;)
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On 2005-01-13 16:38:01 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> said:
...
... >
... > Not Paris - people read in the metro.
...
... I don't - I stare at women.
...
... And talk to myself.
Aloud ??
... Actually I have a new game - I close my eyes and pretend to be asleep.
... Then I miraculously "wake up" and get off when it's my stop. So far I
... have avoided missing the stop and getting off too late. Easily amused,
... you see...
You really think the other passengers are watching you ? ;)
Jan 13th 2005, 5:42 am
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On 2005-01-13 19:25:48 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> said:
> You really think the other passengers are watching you ? ;)
No - they're reading, remember?
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> You really think the other passengers are watching you ? ;)
No - they're reading, remember?
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Jan 13th 2005, 5:46 am
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 19:42:45 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, The Rev Gaston <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On 2005-01-13 19:25:48 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> said:
...
... > You really think the other passengers are watching you ? ;)
...
... No - they're reading, remember?
Bless them !
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
... On 2005-01-13 19:25:48 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> said:
...
... > You really think the other passengers are watching you ? ;)
...
... No - they're reading, remember?
Bless them !
Jan 13th 2005, 6:56 am
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 19:46:23 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 19:42:45 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, The Rev Gaston <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... On 2005-01-13 19:25:48 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> said:
> ...
> ... > You really think the other passengers are watching you ? ;)
> ...
> ... No - they're reading, remember?
>Bless them !
What else would the Rev Gaston do? Exorcise them?
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wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 19:42:45 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, The Rev Gaston <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
> ... On 2005-01-13 19:25:48 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> said:
> ...
> ... > You really think the other passengers are watching you ? ;)
> ...
> ... No - they're reading, remember?
>Bless them !
What else would the Rev Gaston do? Exorcise them?
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Jan 13th 2005, 6:58 am
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Re: London Undergroud VS Athens Metro
John of Aix wrote:
How is it hanging Joan os Aix
> Seanie The SPOD-ignorer! wrote:
>
>>Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
>>their tunnels were built by Albanians.
>
>
> If they had a lot of Albanians Ireland in the late 19th/early 20th
> century then you are, of course, right. Otherwise you're takling
> bollocks.
>
>
>>It is not new and unique like
>>the Athens Metro.
>
>
> No, London got it's act together a hundred years or more ago. Mark you,
> they didn't have to call the archaeologists in every ten minutes as they
> did in Athens and have had to do (even more so) in Rome.
>
>
>>If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
>>- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
>>train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
>
>
> Of course they bloody do, what do you think we are, civilised?
>
>
>>- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
>>down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
>>at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
>
>
> They'll see what there intelli_gence is worth when the rest of the
> passengers kick up a fuss.
>
>>- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
>>This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
>
>
> Oh I agree there.
>
>
How is it hanging Joan os Aix
> Seanie The SPOD-ignorer! wrote:
>
>>Londoners do not know how to use the Metro. This is probably because
>>their tunnels were built by Albanians.
>
>
> If they had a lot of Albanians Ireland in the late 19th/early 20th
> century then you are, of course, right. Otherwise you're takling
> bollocks.
>
>
>>It is not new and unique like
>>the Athens Metro.
>
>
> No, London got it's act together a hundred years or more ago. Mark you,
> they didn't have to call the archaeologists in every ten minutes as they
> did in Athens and have had to do (even more so) in Rome.
>
>
>>If you must use their Metro while in London remember these points:
>>- English people do not know that you should push your way onto the
>>train BEFORE letting people off, ha ha!
>
>
> Of course they bloody do, what do you think we are, civilised?
>
>
>>- The stupid English stand up to let old people and pregnant women sit
>>down. When you see them do this you should jump in the seat and laugh
>>at them because your GREEK intelligence has outsmarted them.
>
>
> They'll see what there intelli_gence is worth when the rest of the
> passengers kick up a fuss.
>
>>- Most English people waste their time on the Tube by reading books.
>>This is time when they could be staring at women, stupid people.
>
>
> Oh I agree there.
>
>
Jan 13th 2005, 7:00 am
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On 2005-01-13 20:58:13 +0100, "Jason K. Lambrou" <[email protected]> said:
> John of Aix wrote:
> How is it hanging Joan os Aix
Hmm .. let's see .. top poster, mis-speller, historically ignorant ...
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> John of Aix wrote:
> How is it hanging Joan os Aix
Hmm .. let's see .. top poster, mis-speller, historically ignorant ...
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Jan 13th 2005, 7:26 am
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 21:00:24 +0100, The Rev Gaston <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On 2005-01-13 20:58:13 +0100, "Jason K. Lambrou" <[email protected]> said:
>> John of Aix wrote:
>> How is it hanging Joan os Aix
>Hmm .. let's see .. top poster, mis-speller, historically ignorant ...
... it's enough to make a dog weep.
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wrote:
>On 2005-01-13 20:58:13 +0100, "Jason K. Lambrou" <[email protected]> said:
>> John of Aix wrote:
>> How is it hanging Joan os Aix
>Hmm .. let's see .. top poster, mis-speller, historically ignorant ...
... it's enough to make a dog weep.
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Jan 13th 2005, 7:34 am
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On 13 Jan 2005 06:22:35 -0800, "Seanie The SPOD-ignorer!"
<[email protected]> wrote:
<crap>
Please do not feed the troll.
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<[email protected]> wrote:
<crap>
Please do not feed the troll.
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