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Old Jan 12th 2005 | 11:35 pm
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Miss L. Toe
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"Icono Clast" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:1105617573.4d39505c1e74c65bb3f3c2d3dec576ed@t eranews...
    > JohnT wrote:
    > > "Mxsmanic" wrote:
    > >>Padraig Breathnach writes:
    > >>>Do you buy yours?
    > >>
    > >>Connoisseurs do not use inflatable dolls, anyway.
    > >
    > > Do tell us more!
    > You don't want to hear about my sex life. Suffice t'say it ain't bad.

So you're not an egg ?

They only get laid once.
Its takes them 4 minutes to get hard
and only 2 minutes to get soft
 
Old Jan 12th 2005 | 11:46 pm
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 03:34:15 +0100, Mxsmanic <[email protected]>
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    >Miss L. Toe writes:
    >> and if you have enough love you don't need money
    >Only if your landlord accepts love in place of cash to pay the rent.

and your landlord does?
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Old Jan 12th 2005 | 11:47 pm
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 05:47:36 +0100, Mxsmanic <[email protected]>
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    >Miguel Cruz writes:
    >> That's why God invented sugar mamas.
    >I don't know what those are.

female version of sugar dadas
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Old Jan 12th 2005 | 11:48 pm
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Nitram
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 09:37:24 +0000, Padraig Breathnach
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >"Miss L. Toe" <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>"Mxsmanic" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>news:[email protected]. ..
    >>> Miss L. Toe writes:
    >>> > and if you have enough love you don't need money
    >>> Only if your landlord accepts love in place of cash to pay the rent.
    >>I'm sure many would. and if you have enough to go around....
    >>or alternatively who needs a landlord ?
    >>as long as you live somewhere warm i.e. not Paris in the winter.
    >What about "Les Amants du Pont Neuf"?

Keep it clean, children post here.
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Old Jan 13th 2005 | 12:16 am
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Miss L. Toe
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"nitram" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 03:34:15 +0100, Mxsmanic <[email protected]>
    > wrote:
    > >Miss L. Toe writes:
    > >
    > >> and if you have enough love you don't need money
    > >
    > >Only if your landlord accepts love in place of cash to pay the rent.
    > and your landlord does?

I havent needed to make the offer
 
Old Jan 13th 2005 | 2:30 am
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 07:35:03 -0500, in rec.travel.europe, "Miss L. Toe"
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :

...
... "Icono Clast" <[email protected]> wrote in message
... news:1105617573.4d39505c1e74c65bb3f3c2d3dec576ed@t eranews...
... > JohnT wrote:
... > > "Mxsmanic" wrote:
... > >>Padraig Breathnach writes:
... > >>>Do you buy yours?
... > >>
... > >>Connoisseurs do not use inflatable dolls, anyway.
... > >
... > > Do tell us more!
... >
... > You don't want to hear about my sex life. Suffice t'say it ain't bad.
... >
...
... So you're not an egg ?
...
... They only get laid once.
... Its takes them 4 minutes to get hard
... and only 2 minutes to get soft

In my eierkochautomat it takes 3 minutes.
 
Old Jan 13th 2005 | 2:41 am
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Nitram
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:30:59 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 07:35:03 -0500, in rec.travel.europe, "Miss L. Toe"
    ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ...
    > ... "Icono Clast" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > ... news:1105617573.4d39505c1e74c65bb3f3c2d3dec576ed@t eranews...
    > ... > JohnT wrote:
    > ... > > "Mxsmanic" wrote:
    > ... > >>Padraig Breathnach writes:
    > ... > >>>Do you buy yours?
    > ... > >>
    > ... > >>Connoisseurs do not use inflatable dolls, anyway.
    > ... > >
    > ... > > Do tell us more!
    > ... >
    > ... > You don't want to hear about my sex life. Suffice t'say it ain't bad.
    > ... >
    > ...
    > ... So you're not an egg ?
    > ...
    > ... They only get laid once.
    > ... Its takes them 4 minutes to get hard
    > ... and only 2 minutes to get soft
    >In my eierkochautomat it takes 3 minutes.

"Miss L. Toe" likes them harder.

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Old Jan 13th 2005 | 3:12 am
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:41:46 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
some electrons, so they looked like this :

... On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:30:59 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
... wrote:
...
... >On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 07:35:03 -0500, in rec.travel.europe, "Miss L. Toe"
... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
...
... > ... So you're not an egg ?
... > ...
... > ... They only get laid once.
... > ... Its takes them 4 minutes to get hard
... > ... and only 2 minutes to get soft
... >
... >In my eierkochautomat it takes 3 minutes.
...
... "Miss L. Toe" likes them harder.

Harder soft eggs ?
 
Old Jan 13th 2005 | 3:30 am
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Nitram
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 17:12:49 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:41:46 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, nitram <[email protected]> arranged
    >some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ... On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:30:59 +0100, Magda <[email protected]>
    > ... wrote:
    > ...
    > ... >On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 07:35:03 -0500, in rec.travel.europe, "Miss L. Toe"
    > ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :
    > ...
    > ... > ... So you're not an egg ?
    > ... > ...
    > ... > ... They only get laid once.
    > ... > ... Its takes them 4 minutes to get hard
    > ... > ... and only 2 minutes to get soft
    > ... >
    > ... >In my eierkochautomat it takes 3 minutes.
    > ...
    > ... "Miss L. Toe" likes them harder.
    >Harder soft eggs ?

or softer hard eggs?

Maybe it's a form of contraception. Who knows?
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Old Jan 13th 2005 | 7:47 am
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Mxsmanic
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nitram writes:

    > and your landlord does?

No.

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Old Jan 18th 2005 | 10:26 pm
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Mxsmanic <[email protected]> wrote:
    > Miguel Cruz writes:
    >> That's why God invented sugar mamas.
    > I don't know what those are.

You would do well to look into it. I realize there are some troubling
chicken-and-egg issues here, but perhaps one would buy you a computer so you
could look the term up in google.

miguel
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Old Jan 18th 2005 | 10:43 pm
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 05:26:01 -0600, [email protected] (Miguel Cruz)
wrote:

    >Mxsmanic <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> Miguel Cruz writes:
    >>> That's why God invented sugar mamas.
    >> I don't know what those are.
    >You would do well to look into it. I realize there are some troubling
    >chicken-and-egg issues here,

AFAIR chicken-and-egg in microwave issues.

    > but perhaps one would buy you a computer so you
    >could look the term up in google.
    >miguel

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Old Jan 19th 2005 | 2:17 am
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Mxsmanic
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Miguel Cruz writes:

    > You would do well to look into it. I realize there are some troubling
    > chicken-and-egg issues here, but perhaps one would buy you a computer so you
    > could look the term up in google.

What do these people expect in exchange for such gifts?

(BTW, I already have three computers, and provided they continue to
behave, they should last me for a long time.)

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