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Old May 4th 2005 | 4:40 am
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Nitram
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...589871,00.html

'At a recent tasting a man inhaled deeply and proclaimed: “I’m getting
Brazilian woman.�'
 
Old May 4th 2005 | 5:31 am
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Following up to Hatunen

    >>'At a recent tasting a man inhaled deeply and proclaimed: “I’m getting
    >>Brazilian woman.”'

    >I shudder to think what she did with the wine.

Or was it the bottle?
I rather dislike all that balls. wine comes in a much lesser
range of flavours than food, so why do we need all this nonsense.
Tell us if its oaky, fruity, crisp etc then resist the temptation
to talk about "are you getting plimpsoles?" The thread is called
"european hyperbole", do you not get this old nonsense outside
Europe? In fact do you get it across Europe? You certainly do get
it in UK although plenty of people here laugh at it.

Er, what was the wine that smells of Brazillian women? A friend
is interested.
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Old May 4th 2005 | 6:04 am
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On Wed, 04 May 2005 18:40:04 +0200, nitram <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...589871,00.html
    >'At a recent tasting a man inhaled deeply and proclaimed: “I’m getting
    >Brazilian woman.”'

I shudder to think what she did with the wine.

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Old May 4th 2005 | 6:42 am
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nitram writes:

    > 'At a recent tasting a man inhaled deeply and proclaimed: ?I?m getting
    > Brazilian woman.?'

I think he should get treatment instead.

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Old May 4th 2005 | 6:42 am
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Hatunen writes:

    > I shudder to think what she did with the wine.

White wine is easy to confuse with other liquids.

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Old May 4th 2005 | 6:57 am
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On Wed, 04 May 2005 18:31:17 +0100, The Reids wrote:

    > Tell us if its oaky, fruity, crisp etc then resist the temptation
    > to talk about "are you getting plimpsoles?" The thread is called
    > "european hyperbole", do you not get this old nonsense outside
    > Europe?

Its happening more and more as reasonably decent wine is becoming
affordable. People hear grandiose terms being attributed to wines, and
assume that the point is to come up with the most grandiose terms.

Some of the official terms are bizarre enough...I belive "wet dog" is
actually one of them.

    > Er, what was the wine that smells of Brazillian women? A friend
    > is interested.

I'm still trying to figure out if thats a good thing or a bad thing (and
trying to hold back comparisons with "wet dog")!

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Old May 4th 2005 | 6:57 am
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On Wed, 04 May 2005 20:42:12 +0200, Mxsmanic <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >nitram writes:
    >> 'At a recent tasting a man inhaled deeply and proclaimed: ?I?m getting
    >> Brazilian woman.?'
    >I think he should get treatment instead.

Maybe he was just looking ahead?
 
Old May 4th 2005 | 7:24 am
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On Wed, 04 May 2005 18:40:04 +0200, nitram <[email protected]> wrote:

    >http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...589871,00.html
    >'At a recent tasting a man inhaled deeply and proclaimed: “I’m getting
    >Brazilian woman.”'

Mixendorfer Stierscheiße Riesling Spätlese 2005

With a heady aftertaste of rodent and bovine excrement, this aromatic
late-picked wine from Germany's Schweingau combines both pedantry and
persistence. With a subtle hint of styrofoam container, the wine
should be served as an accompaniment to Happy Meals.



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Old May 4th 2005 | 7:39 am
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On Wed, 04 May 2005 20:24:13 +0100, Keith Anderson
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Wed, 04 May 2005 18:40:04 +0200, nitram <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...589871,00.html
    >>'At a recent tasting a man inhaled deeply and proclaimed: “I’m getting
    >>Brazilian woman.â€?'
    >Mixendorfer Stierscheiße Riesling Spätlese 2005
    >With a heady aftertaste of rodent and bovine excrement, this aromatic
    >late-picked wine from Germany's Schweingau combines both pedantry and
    >persistence. With a subtle hint of styrofoam container, the wine
    >should be served as an accompaniment to Happy Meals.

Only GBP60 in the chip shop of your choice?
 
Old May 4th 2005 | 7:43 am
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The Reids <[email protected]> wrote:
    > Following up to Hatunen

    >>>'At a recent tasting a man inhaled deeply and proclaimed: “I’m getting
    >>>Brazilian woman.”'

    >>I shudder to think what she did with the wine.

    > Or was it the bottle?
    > I rather dislike all that balls. wine comes in a much lesser
    > range of flavours than food, so why do we need all this nonsense.
    > Tell us if its oaky, fruity, crisp etc then resist the temptation
    > to talk about "are you getting plimpsoles?" The thread is called
    > "european hyperbole", do you not get this old nonsense outside
    > Europe? In fact do you get it across Europe? You certainly do get
    > it in UK although plenty of people here laugh at it.

I live in Virginia, and in our state we have a rather interesting wine
industry, and we definitely get that here. Watch the movie "Sideways" which
occurs in California. . . . .
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Old May 4th 2005 | 7:44 am
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BB <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Its happening more and more as reasonably decent wine is becoming
    > affordable. People hear grandiose terms being attributed to wines, and
    > assume that the point is to come up with the most grandiose terms.

    > Some of the official terms are bizarre enough...I belive "wet dog" is
    > actually one of them.

Not to mention that whiff of "petrol" in your Riesling.

Julie


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Old May 4th 2005 | 7:46 am
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On Wed, 04 May 2005 11:04:48 -0700, Hatunen <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Wed, 04 May 2005 18:40:04 +0200, nitram <[email protected]>
    >wrote:
    >>http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...589871,00.html
    >>'At a recent tasting a man inhaled deeply and proclaimed: “I’m getting
    >>Brazilian woman.â€?'
    >I shudder to think what she did with the wine.

bottle?
 
Old May 4th 2005 | 7:47 am
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On Wed, 04 May 2005 20:42:48 +0200, Mxsmanic <[email protected]>
wrote:

    >Hatunen writes:
    >> I shudder to think what she did with the wine.
    >White wine is easy to confuse with other liquids.

Not if you drink it.
 
Old May 4th 2005 | 8:10 am
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On Wed, 04 May 2005 18:31:17 +0100, The Reids
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >Following up to Hatunen
    >Er, what was the wine that smells of Brazillian women? A friend
    >is interested.

What does your "friend" want to do with it? Splash it on an inflatable
companion?
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Old May 4th 2005 | 8:11 am
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On Wed, 4 May 2005 19:44:28 +0000 (UTC), Juliana L Holm
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >BB <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> Its happening more and more as reasonably decent wine is becoming
    >> affordable. People hear grandiose terms being attributed to wines, and
    >> assume that the point is to come up with the most grandiose terms.
    >> Some of the official terms are bizarre enough...I belive "wet dog" is
    >> actually one of them.
    >Not to mention that whiff of "petrol" in your Riesling.

and Benzene in your Perrier?
 


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