British Dwarf's Penis Gets Stuck To Hoover...
Aug 21st 2007, 11:23 pm
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British Dwarf's Penis Gets Stuck To Hoover...
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British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
Mon Aug 20, 3:50 PM ET
"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to
hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that
went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the
Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat
performances.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner
attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it
using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds
instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment,
laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a
packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly
so the embarrassment was short-lived."
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Greg
"I am smarter than you think I am"
- Maryanne "Loafhead" Kehoe to me
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British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
Mon Aug 20, 3:50 PM ET
"A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to
hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that
went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the
Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat
performances.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner
attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it
using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds
instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment,
laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a
packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly
so the embarrassment was short-lived."
</>
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Greg
"I am smarter than you think I am"
- Maryanne "Loafhead" Kehoe to me
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Aug 22nd 2007, 4:29 am
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"Gregory Morrow" <[email protected]> a �crit dans le
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> [A new career for scRunge...??? ] .
>
>
> British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
> Mon Aug 20, 3:50 PM ET
>
> "A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to
> hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that
> went horribly awry.
>
> Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at
> the
> Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat
> performances.
>
> The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner
> attached to his member through a special attachment.
>
> The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it
> using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds
> instead of the 20 minutes required.
>
> He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid
> attachment,
> laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
>
> "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a
> packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
>
> "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me
> quickly
> so the embarrassment was short-lived."
>
>
> </>
>
> --
> Best
> Greg
>
> "I am smarter than you think I am"
> - Maryanne "Loafhead" Kehoe to me
> in alt.gossip.celebrities
>
>
message de news:[email protected]...
> [A new career for scRunge...??? ] .
>
>
> British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
> Mon Aug 20, 3:50 PM ET
>
> "A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to
> hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that
> went horribly awry.
>
> Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at
> the
> Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat
> performances.
>
> The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner
> attached to his member through a special attachment.
>
> The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it
> using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds
> instead of the 20 minutes required.
>
> He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid
> attachment,
> laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
>
> "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a
> packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
>
> "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me
> quickly
> so the embarrassment was short-lived."
>
>
> </>
>
> --
> Best
> Greg
>
> "I am smarter than you think I am"
> - Maryanne "Loafhead" Kehoe to me
> in alt.gossip.celebrities
>
>
Aug 22nd 2007, 8:49 am
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Re: British Dwarf's Penis Gets Stuck To Hoover...
On Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:23:11 -0500, "Gregory Morrow"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>[A new career for scRunge...??? ] .
I almost made the same mistake. You are confusing Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf,
with gRunge(1->n) the raving poison dwarf.
--
Martin
<[email protected]> wrote:
>[A new career for scRunge...??? ] .
I almost made the same mistake. You are confusing Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf,
with gRunge(1->n) the raving poison dwarf.
--
Martin
