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Old Jul 24th 2002, 12:20 am
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Gary,

You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex in the
bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just returned from
the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.

I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. They better pay for all my
treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional distress. Get ready to be permanently
grounded Gary.

Larry
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 2:20 am
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Larry wrote:
    >
    > Gary,
    >
    > You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex in the
    > bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just returned
    > from the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.
    >
    > I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. They better pay for all my
    > treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional distress. Get ready to be permanently
    > grounded Gary.
    >
    > Larry

Can you really find out a week later? How can you prove it was him? After all, isn't
this something you do often?

Plus, even in California, this would not be a successful cause of action against his
employer. Now, go outside and play with the other kids. Too much computer time will
make you go blind.
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 2:20 am
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Larry wrote:

    > Gary,
    >
    > You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex in the
    > bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just returned
    > from the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.

That'll teach you to be a naughty boy !

Pooh. ( who finds bedrooms - or even the open air more conducive to sex than toilets
- yuck ! )
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 6:20 am
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I didn't think you could tell you had herpes in only 1 week...Maybe you gave
it to him!

"Larry" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:v5qrjusg952pr4rk896abbplgtbgvncd6c@usenet... Gary,

You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex in the
bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just returned from
the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.

I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. They better pay for all my
treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional distress. Get ready to be permanently
grounded Gary.

Larry
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 7:08 am
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But if true it looks like Gary will be put on a bit of 'uphill gardening' leave - lucky him as that's what he likes to do anyway
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Old Jul 24th 2002, 7:21 am
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"mrtravel" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > Larry wrote:
    > >
    > > Gary,
    > >
    > > You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex
in
    > > the bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just
    > > returned from the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.
    > >
    > > I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. They better pay
for
    > > all my treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional distress. Get ready
to
    > > be permanently grounded Gary.
    > >
    > > Larry
    >
    > Can you really find out a week later? How can you prove it was him? After all,
    > isn't this something you do often?

LOLOL! Such service! In thirty years of flying I've never experienced such
generosity.
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 8:20 am
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On Wed, 24 Jul 2002 15:48:49 +1000, ".spade." <[email protected]> wrote:

    >I didn't think you could tell you had herpes in only 1 week...Maybe you gave
    >it to him!

Genital Herpes lesions frequently appear at 4 to 7 days after primary contact.

    >
    >"Larry" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:v5qrjusg952pr4rk896abbplgtbgvncd6c@usenet... Gary,
    >
    >You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex in the
    >bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just returned
    >from the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.
    >
    >I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. They better pay for all my
    >treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional distress. Get ready to be permanently
    >grounded Gary.
    >
    >Larry
    >
    >

Ed Barron <[email protected]
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 8:20 am
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I stand corrected. That dude's got a problem then!

"Ed Barron" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]... On Wed, 24 Jul 2002 15:48:49 +1000,
".spade." <[email protected]> wrote:

    >I didn't think you could tell you had herpes in only 1 week...Maybe you
gave
    >it to him!

Genital Herpes lesions frequently appear at 4 to 7 days after primary contact.

    >
    >"Larry" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:v5qrjusg952pr4rk896abbplgtbgvncd6c@usenet... Gary,
    >
    >You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex in the
    >bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just returned
    >from the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.
    >
    >I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. They better pay for all my
    >treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional distress. Get ready to be permanently
    >grounded Gary.
    >
    >Larry
    >
    >

Ed Barron <[email protected]
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 9:20 am
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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 16:49:27 -0700, Larry <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Gary,
    >
    >You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex in the
    >bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just returned
    >from the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.
    >
    >I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. They better pay for all my
    >treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional distress. Get ready to be permanently
    >grounded Gary.
    >
    >Larry
Heaven help ! Is bloody School holiday time yet again... , !
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 9:20 am
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On Wed, 24 Jul 2002 01:27:03 GMT, mrtravel <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Plus, even in California, this would not be a successful cause of action against his
    >employer. Now, go outside and play with the other kids. Too much computer time will
    >make you go blind.
Plus, look at the headers ......posting as sfo slut for you and at a hotmail account
at that! Says it all!
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 9:20 am
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Whilst undoubtedly under the effects of alcohol, [email protected] (Ed
Barron) wrote:

    >On Wed, 24 Jul 2002 15:48:49 +1000, ".spade." <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >>I didn't think you could tell you had herpes in only 1 week...Maybe you gave
    >>it to him!
    >
    >Genital Herpes lesions frequently appear at 4 to 7 days after primary contact.

I'll take your word for it.

=====

Dave There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 9:46 am
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Originally posted by Dave Proctor
I'll take your word for it.
Dave, I would have guessed you were an expert on all matters proctorologist
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Old Jul 24th 2002, 10:21 am
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larry wrote:

    >I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. >They better pay
for
    >all my treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional >distress. Get ready to be
    >permanently grounded Gary.

who the hell do you think you are ? ipresume he didnt rape you, so its just as much
your own fault as it is "larry"'s fault.

why the hell should BA pay, you did it yourself. if you got laid in fx the subway and
you got herpes would you blame the sybway-operator ? NO. this is entirely your own
fault,and BA should certainly not pay for your treatment because you cant keep your
penis in your pants!

LRM
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 11:20 am
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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 16:49:27 -0700, Larry <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Gary,
    >
    >You worked my flight from London to San Francisco last week. We had sex in the
    >bathroom behind First Class. You left me with a little surprise. I just returned
    >from the Men's Health Clinic where I found out you gave me Herpes.
    >
    >I'm writing a letter to your employer British Airways. They better pay for all my
    >treatments plus a nice sum for my emotional distress. Get ready to be permanently
    >grounded Gary.
    >
    >Larry
This is, of course, a troll. If this were a true story, the flight attendant could
accuse the passenger of infecting him.
 
Old Jul 24th 2002, 11:20 am
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Ed Barron wrote:

    > On Wed, 24 Jul 2002 15:48:49 +1000, ".spade." <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    > >I didn't think you could tell you had herpes in only 1 week...Maybe you gave it
    > >to him!
    >
    > Genital Herpes lesions frequently appear at 4 to 7 days after primary contact.

Years back I was writing some graphics software ( amongst other things ) for a film
company that did medical work ( amongst other things ).

I *really* wish I hadn't seen those pics of lesions !

That is something you *so* do not want !

Pooh Bear.
 


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