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Old Aug 31st 2005, 2:14 am
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Alan S
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On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:38:13 GMT, "a.spencer3"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >"Alan S" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected].. .
    >> On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:01:39 +0100,
    >> [email protected] (chancellor of the duchy
    >> of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy) wrote:
    >> >
    >> >Jeez- it's a fnarr, fnarr sort of list- I think it's intended as a joke,
    >> >not a scientific definition of what's rude.
    >> Most of the list is only rude in the mind of an
    >> eight-year-old.
    >> There were one or two which caused a wry chuckle, but that
    >> was about it.
    >Did no-one mention the Piddles for a real guffaw?
    >Surreyman
Well, we could expand the range from England to the planets:
http://photos7.flickr.com/8624832_7bd3e8cdb4_m.jpg

Cheers, Alan, Australia
 
Old Aug 31st 2005, 2:27 am
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On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 00:14:21 +1000, Alan S <[email protected]> wrote:

    >On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:38:13 GMT, "a.spencer3"
    ><[email protected]> wrote:
    >>"Alan S" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>news:[email protected]. ..
    >>> On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:01:39 +0100,
    >>> [email protected] (chancellor of the duchy
    >>> of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy) wrote:
    >>> >
    >>> >Jeez- it's a fnarr, fnarr sort of list- I think it's intended as a joke,
    >>> >not a scientific definition of what's rude.
    >>> Most of the list is only rude in the mind of an
    >>> eight-year-old.
    >>> There were one or two which caused a wry chuckle, but that
    >>> was about it.
    >>Did no-one mention the Piddles for a real guffaw?
    >>Surreyman
    >Well, we could expand the range from England to the planets:
    >http://photos7.flickr.com/8624832_7bd3e8cdb4_m.jpg

A case of down with Mars and up Uranus
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Old Aug 31st 2005, 3:26 am
  #33  
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In article <JLOdnZ2dnZ3_ayjsnZ2dnbc8iN6dnZ2dRVnyqZ2dnZ0@pipex .net>,
[email protected] () wrote:

    > *From:* [email protected]
    > *Date:* Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:23:06 -0500
    >
    > In article <[email protected]>,
    > deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu (DDT Filled Mormons) wrote:
    >
    > > *From:* DDT Filled Mormons <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu>
    > > *Date:* Wed, 31 Aug 2005 14:23:16 +0100
    > >
    > > On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 20:07:24 -0500, [email protected] wrote:
    > >
    > > >In article <[email protected] .com>,
    > > >[email protected] (Edmund Lewis) wrote:
    > > >
    > > >> *From:* "Edmund Lewis" <[email protected]>
    > > >> *Date:* 30 Aug 2005 15:00:29 -0700
    > > >> I'm surprised "Lord Hereford's Knob" (a hill in South Wales near
    > > >> Hay-on-Wye) isn't in there. I'm puzzled as to what is rude about
    > > > "Trump
    > > >> Street".
    > > >
    > > >I think 'trump' is a slang word for breaking wind. That's just a
    > > >contextual conclusion from Viz.
    > >
    > > From 'trumpet' perhaps?
    >
    > V. possibly. I'll look it up in Partridge if I remember.

Partridge, writing in 1970, doesn't give an etymology but describes it as
a "low colloquialism" of the 18th-20th century and "very obsolete".

We need more obsolete low colloquialisms around here!


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Old Aug 31st 2005, 4:51 am
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"chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy"
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:1h24cgy.z3tnol1820r42N%this_address_is_for_sp [email protected]...
    > tim (moved to sweden) <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> "chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h
    >> offy"
    >> <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:1h23shz.rm8p21ilc0oqN%this_address_is_for_spa [email protected]...
    >> > a.spencer3 <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >
    >> > []
    >> >> As a Brit, many of those left me totally bemused.
    >> >> What's with 'Prince Albert Court' for instance?
    >> >
    >> > Look up "prince albert piercing" on google!
    >> I don't need to, but I can't see that this meaning makes it rude.
    > Jeez- it's a fnarr, fnarr sort of list- I think it's intended as a joke,
    > not a scientific definition of what's rude. Besides, it's not any less
    > 'rude' than some of the others- given the nature of the list. A "prince
    > albert" has a specific meaning, which is "rude"

why is it rude?

Surely it's no different from going into a bar and saying
"I'll have a screwdriver please", it's just a name for something.

tim
 
Old Aug 31st 2005, 4:55 am
  #35  
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"a.spencer3" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > "Alan S" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]...
    >> On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:01:39 +0100,
    >> [email protected] (chancellor of the duchy
    >> of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy) wrote:
    >> >
    >> >Jeez- it's a fnarr, fnarr sort of list- I think it's intended as a joke,
    >> >not a scientific definition of what's rude.
    >> Most of the list is only rude in the mind of an
    >> eight-year-old.
    >> There were one or two which caused a wry chuckle, but that
    >> was about it.
    > Did no-one mention the Piddles for a real guffaw?

I always though that it rather odd that they had to give the
River Piddle another name lest anyone should be offended.

tim
 
Old Aug 31st 2005, 5:02 am
  #36  
Chancellor Of The Duchy Of Besses O' Th' Barn And
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tim (moved to sweden) <[email protected]> wrote:

    > "chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy"
    > <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:1h24cgy.z3tnol1820r42N%this_address_is_for_sp [email protected]...
    > > tim (moved to sweden) <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >
    > >> "chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h
    > >> offy"
    > >> <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >> news:1h23shz.rm8p21ilc0oqN%this_address_is_for_spa [email protected]...
    > >> > a.spencer3 <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> > []
    > >> >> As a Brit, many of those left me totally bemused.
    > >> >> What's with 'Prince Albert Court' for instance?
    > >> >
    > >> > Look up "prince albert piercing" on google!
    > >>
    > >> I don't need to, but I can't see that this meaning makes it rude.
    > >
    > > Jeez- it's a fnarr, fnarr sort of list- I think it's intended as a joke,
    > > not a scientific definition of what's rude. Besides, it's not any less
    > > 'rude' than some of the others- given the nature of the list. A "prince
    > > albert" has a specific meaning, which is "rude"
    >
    > why is it rude?

I'm not judging whether or not it's 'rude' (which is why I put it in
quotations)- but the author judged it funny enough to include in the
list. I don't quite see the point in analysing it, but given the other
things on the list, I can see a place for a euphemism describing a
piercing through the willy, yes.

    > Surely it's no different from going into a bar and saying
    > "I'll have a screwdriver please", it's just a name for something.

I don't know, I've never asked for "a prince albert" in a bar.

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Old Aug 31st 2005, 5:07 am
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On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:55:27 +0200, "tim \(moved to sweden\)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >"a.spencer3" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected]...
    >> "Alan S" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]...
    >>> On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:01:39 +0100,
    >>> [email protected] (chancellor of the duchy
    >>> of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy) wrote:
    >>> >
    >>> >Jeez- it's a fnarr, fnarr sort of list- I think it's intended as a joke,
    >>> >not a scientific definition of what's rude.
    >>> Most of the list is only rude in the mind of an
    >>> eight-year-old.
    >>> There were one or two which caused a wry chuckle, but that
    >>> was about it.
    >> Did no-one mention the Piddles for a real guffaw?
    >I always though that it rather odd that they had to give the
    >River Piddle another name lest anyone should be offended.

Wasn't it Tolpuddle and Puddleton that were renamed?
The River Piddle is still called the River Piddle
http://www.ukriversguidebook.co.uk/piddleupper.htm
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Old Aug 31st 2005, 5:18 am
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On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:02:36 +0100, [email protected]
(chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h
offy) wrote:

    >tim (moved to sweden) <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> "chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy"
    >> <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:1h24cgy.z3tnol1820r42N%this_address_is_for_sp [email protected]...
    >> > tim (moved to sweden) <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> "chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h
    >> >> offy"
    >> >> <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> >> news:1h23shz.rm8p21ilc0oqN%this_address_is_for_spa [email protected]...
    >> >> > a.spencer3 <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >> >
    >> >> > []
    >> >> >> As a Brit, many of those left me totally bemused.
    >> >> >> What's with 'Prince Albert Court' for instance?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Look up "prince albert piercing" on google!
    >> >>
    >> >> I don't need to, but I can't see that this meaning makes it rude.
    >> >
    >> > Jeez- it's a fnarr, fnarr sort of list- I think it's intended as a joke,
    >> > not a scientific definition of what's rude. Besides, it's not any less
    >> > 'rude' than some of the others- given the nature of the list. A "prince
    >> > albert" has a specific meaning, which is "rude"
    >>
    >> why is it rude?
    >I'm not judging whether or not it's 'rude' (which is why I put it in
    >quotations)- but the author judged it funny enough to include in the
    >list. I don't quite see the point in analysing it, but given the other
    >things on the list, I can see a place for a euphemism describing a
    >piercing through the willy, yes.
    >> Surely it's no different from going into a bar and saying
    >> "I'll have a screwdriver please", it's just a name for something.
    >I don't know, I've never asked for "a prince albert" in a bar.

Not even in the Queen Vic :-)
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Old Aug 31st 2005, 5:24 am
  #39  
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Martin <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:02:36 +0100, [email protected]
    > (chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h
    > offy) wrote:
    >
    > >tim (moved to sweden) <[email protected]> wrote:
[]
    > >> Surely it's no different from going into a bar and saying
    > >> "I'll have a screwdriver please", it's just a name for something.
    > >
    > >I don't know, I've never asked for "a prince albert" in a bar.
    >
    > Not even in the Queen Vic :-)

Ooh, lots of stuff goin' on in th' Queen Vic _this_ week! :)

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Old Aug 31st 2005, 5:27 am
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On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:24:46 +0100, [email protected]
(chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h
offy) wrote:

    >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:02:36 +0100, [email protected]
    >> (chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h
    >> offy) wrote:
    >>
    >> >tim (moved to sweden) <[email protected]> wrote:
    >[]
    >> >> Surely it's no different from going into a bar and saying
    >> >> "I'll have a screwdriver please", it's just a name for something.
    >> >
    >> >I don't know, I've never asked for "a prince albert" in a bar.
    >>
    >> Not even in the Queen Vic :-)
    >Ooh, lots of stuff goin' on in th' Queen Vic _this_ week! :)

I haven't watched it since the last time Ian had his head flushed in
the toilet.
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Old Aug 31st 2005, 5:34 am
  #41  
Tim
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"Martin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:55:27 +0200, "tim \(moved to sweden\)"
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>"a.spencer3" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>news:[email protected]...
    >>> "Alan S" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>> news:[email protected]...
    >>>> On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:01:39 +0100,
    >>>> [email protected] (chancellor of the duchy
    >>>> of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h offy) wrote:
    >>>> >
    >>>> >Jeez- it's a fnarr, fnarr sort of list- I think it's intended as a
    >>>> >joke,
    >>>> >not a scientific definition of what's rude.
    >>>> Most of the list is only rude in the mind of an
    >>>> eight-year-old.
    >>>> There were one or two which caused a wry chuckle, but that
    >>>> was about it.
    >>> Did no-one mention the Piddles for a real guffaw?
    >>I always though that it rather odd that they had to give the
    >>River Piddle another name lest anyone should be offended.
    > Wasn't it Tolpuddle and Puddleton that were renamed?
    > The River Piddle is still called the River Piddle
    > http://www.ukriversguidebook.co.uk/piddleupper.htm

It's generally marked on maps as Piddle or Trent.

I've no idea which name it got first


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Old Aug 31st 2005, 5:38 am
  #42  
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Martin <[email protected]> wrote:

    > On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:24:46 +0100, [email protected]
    > (chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h
    > offy) wrote:
    >
    > >Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:02:36 +0100, [email protected]
    > >> (chancellor of the duchy of besses o' th' barn and prestwich tesco 24h
    > >> offy) wrote:
    > >>
    > >> >tim (moved to sweden) <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >[]
    > >> >> Surely it's no different from going into a bar and saying
    > >> >> "I'll have a screwdriver please", it's just a name for something.
    > >> >
    > >> >I don't know, I've never asked for "a prince albert" in a bar.
    > >>
    > >> Not even in the Queen Vic :-)
    > >
    > >Ooh, lots of stuff goin' on in th' Queen Vic _this_ week! :)
    >
    > I haven't watched it since the last time Ian had his head flushed in
    > the toilet.

One of the extras got smacked in the face by Sam, and she then unearthed
Den's body in the cellar. Woooo!

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Old Aug 31st 2005, 7:22 am
  #43  
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<[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > In article <JLOdnZ2dnZ3_ayjsnZ2dnbc8iN6dnZ2dRVnyqZ2dnZ0@pipex .net>,
    > [email protected] () wrote:
    >> *From:* [email protected]
    >> *Date:* Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:23:06 -0500
    >> In article <[email protected]>,
    >> deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu (DDT Filled Mormons) wrote:
    >> > *From:* DDT Filled Mormons <deepfreudmoors@eITmISaACTUALLYiREAL!l.nu>
    >> > *Date:* Wed, 31 Aug 2005 14:23:16 +0100
    >> > On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 20:07:24 -0500, [email protected] wrote:
    >> > >In article <[email protected] .com>,
    >> > >[email protected] (Edmund Lewis) wrote:
    >> > >> *From:* "Edmund Lewis" <[email protected]>
    >> > >> *Date:* 30 Aug 2005 15:00:29 -0700
    >> > >> I'm surprised "Lord Hereford's Knob" (a hill in South Wales near
    >> > >> Hay-on-Wye) isn't in there. I'm puzzled as to what is rude about
    >> > > "Trump
    >> > >> Street".
    >> > >I think 'trump' is a slang word for breaking wind. That's just a
    >> > >contextual conclusion from Viz.
    >> > From 'trumpet' perhaps?
    >> V. possibly. I'll look it up in Partridge if I remember.
    > Partridge, writing in 1970, doesn't give an etymology but describes it as
    > a "low colloquialism" of the 18th-20th century and "very obsolete".
    > We need more obsolete low colloquialisms around here!

I can't believe S****horpe was wholly overlooked !
 
Old Aug 31st 2005, 7:26 am
  #44  
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Biffa Bacon <[email protected]> wrote:

[]
    > I can't believe S****horpe was wholly overlooked !

S****horpe's full of Thor's? :)

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Old Aug 31st 2005, 7:32 am
  #45  
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"Edmund Lewis" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    >> 39 Grope Lane, Shropshire
    > Was wondering if that one would be in there. It's not a good old name
    > that has acquired connotations due to recent slang, but is the place
    > where people 500 years ago went to, well, use your imagination :-)

Historically, several British towns and cities had a "Grope**** Lane".
(Unsure whether I should be coy and use an asterisk. If you think I'm out of
order, say so, and I'll note for future use.)

    > I'm puzzled as to what is rude about "Trump
    > Street".

Euphemism for "fart".

Alan Harrison
 


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