Africa is VERY dangerous !
May 15th 2004, 8:40 pm
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Africa is VERY dangerous !
There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
This is true ! Beware !
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
This is true ! Beware !
May 15th 2004, 9:28 pm
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Re: Africa is VERY dangerous !
In message <[email protected] >, Tom-Alex
Soorhull <[email protected]> writes
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>This is true ! Beware !
You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of
those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they
can use on you!
--
Pat Anderson
Soorhull <[email protected]> writes
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>This is true ! Beware !
You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of
those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they
can use on you!
--
Pat Anderson
May 15th 2004, 9:34 pm
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Re: Africa is VERY dangerous !
Tom-Alex Soorhull <[email protected]> wrote:
> There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
> tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
> and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>
> Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>
> This is true ! Beware !
In your case, that would only put you out of your misery, so that would
be a good thing. Go there! At once!
> There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
> tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
> and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>
> Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>
> This is true ! Beware !
In your case, that would only put you out of your misery, so that would
be a good thing. Go there! At once!
May 16th 2004, 1:54 am
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Re: Africa is VERY dangerous !
On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, [email protected] (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>This is true ! Beware !
Dipshit. It's "penes" (third declension). Hay-Zeus, learn your Latin!
Soorhull) wrote:
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>This is true ! Beware !
Dipshit. It's "penes" (third declension). Hay-Zeus, learn your Latin!
May 16th 2004, 5:23 pm
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What rubbish. I have lived, and travelled, in Africa for
over 60 years and have never heard of any one ending up as
some ones elses supper.
Where do you get this bull &@#%
H.C.
"Tom-Alex Soorhull" <[email protected]> wrote in
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> There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for
fresh and
> tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises
and testicles
> and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
> Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
> This is true ! Beware !
over 60 years and have never heard of any one ending up as
some ones elses supper.
Where do you get this bull &@#%
H.C.
"Tom-Alex Soorhull" <[email protected]> wrote in
message
news:[email protected]...
> There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for
fresh and
> tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises
and testicles
> and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
> Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
> This is true ! Beware !
May 17th 2004, 12:08 am
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Actually, the testes are probably the tastiest part. In my tribe we
grill the testicles, but never eat the arms or legs - it's too
uncivilized.
Regards,
Marc - Johannesburg
On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, [email protected] (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>This is true ! Beware !
grill the testicles, but never eat the arms or legs - it's too
uncivilized.
Regards,
Marc - Johannesburg
On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, [email protected] (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>This is true ! Beware !
May 17th 2004, 12:16 am
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Oh yeah... I forgot,
My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too
easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones
only.
Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything?
Marc - Johannesburg
Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big
cauldron.
On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, [email protected] (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>This is true ! Beware !
My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too
easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones
only.
Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything?
Marc - Johannesburg
Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big
cauldron.
On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, [email protected] (Tom-Alex
Soorhull) wrote:
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>This is true ! Beware !
May 17th 2004, 6:40 am
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Re: Africa is VERY dangerous !
[email protected] (Tom-Alex Soorhull) schrieb:
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! [...]
Some time ago in Etosha I listened to a lion-mother talking
to her baby. Sorry for posting (the text I wrote that
evening) in german, but I don't have time to translate it.
Greetings,
INge
"Mami, was sind das für seltsame Tiere?"
"Das sind keine Tiere, das sind ... das sind... Rundfüßler."
"... Rundfüßler?"
"Da muss ich etwas weiter ausholen. Also hör gut zu, mein
Kind!
Es gibt Tiere, die gehen auf zwei Beinen, ungefähr wie
Affen, aber sie haben ein weißes Gesicht, weiße Hände und
ein ganz buntes Fell. Die sitzen immer in diesen Rundfüßlern
und rollen auf den breiten Wegen durch unser Revier, damit
wir sie uns gut ansehen können. Dann gibt es noch so
ähnliche Tiere, aber mit schwarzem Gesicht, schwarzen Händen
und olivgrünem Fell. Das sind die Aufpasser der anderen. Sie
sorgen dafür, dass die Zäune, hinter denen die Weißbunten
abends immer eingesperrt werden, in Ordnung sind, dass
keiner von denen nach Sonnenuntergang ihr Gehege verlässt
und dass niemand in seinem Rundfüßler irgendwohin rollt, wo
er nicht hin darf. Die Weißbunten sind also nicht nur
seltsam, sondern auch dumm. Immer müssen die Schwarzgrünen
aufpassen, dass sie keinen Unsinn anstellen."
"Schmecken die denn wenigstens gut?"
"Die Rundfüßler schmecken überhaupt nicht. Die sind aus
einem komischen Zeug, an dem du dir nur den Magen verdirbst.
Und obwohl aus unserer Familie noch niemand welche gegessen
hat, habe ich gehört, dass die Weißbunten nicht gut sein
sollen. Die dicken zu fett und die dünnen zu zäh. Angeblich
sollen die Schwarzgrünen ein sehr gutes Fleisch haben. Dein
Urgroßonkel hat mal einen probiert. Er sagte aber, dass das
bisschen Fleisch den ganzen Ärger, den er daraufhin bekam,
nicht wert war.
Und seither jagen wir nur noch Antilopen."
>There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>tender white meat to cook! [...]
Some time ago in Etosha I listened to a lion-mother talking
to her baby. Sorry for posting (the text I wrote that
evening) in german, but I don't have time to translate it.
Greetings,
INge
"Mami, was sind das für seltsame Tiere?"
"Das sind keine Tiere, das sind ... das sind... Rundfüßler."
"... Rundfüßler?"
"Da muss ich etwas weiter ausholen. Also hör gut zu, mein
Kind!
Es gibt Tiere, die gehen auf zwei Beinen, ungefähr wie
Affen, aber sie haben ein weißes Gesicht, weiße Hände und
ein ganz buntes Fell. Die sitzen immer in diesen Rundfüßlern
und rollen auf den breiten Wegen durch unser Revier, damit
wir sie uns gut ansehen können. Dann gibt es noch so
ähnliche Tiere, aber mit schwarzem Gesicht, schwarzen Händen
und olivgrünem Fell. Das sind die Aufpasser der anderen. Sie
sorgen dafür, dass die Zäune, hinter denen die Weißbunten
abends immer eingesperrt werden, in Ordnung sind, dass
keiner von denen nach Sonnenuntergang ihr Gehege verlässt
und dass niemand in seinem Rundfüßler irgendwohin rollt, wo
er nicht hin darf. Die Weißbunten sind also nicht nur
seltsam, sondern auch dumm. Immer müssen die Schwarzgrünen
aufpassen, dass sie keinen Unsinn anstellen."
"Schmecken die denn wenigstens gut?"
"Die Rundfüßler schmecken überhaupt nicht. Die sind aus
einem komischen Zeug, an dem du dir nur den Magen verdirbst.
Und obwohl aus unserer Familie noch niemand welche gegessen
hat, habe ich gehört, dass die Weißbunten nicht gut sein
sollen. Die dicken zu fett und die dünnen zu zäh. Angeblich
sollen die Schwarzgrünen ein sehr gutes Fleisch haben. Dein
Urgroßonkel hat mal einen probiert. Er sagte aber, dass das
bisschen Fleisch den ganzen Ärger, den er daraufhin bekam,
nicht wert war.
Und seither jagen wir nur noch Antilopen."
May 17th 2004, 4:53 pm
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> Some time ago in Etosha I listened to a lion-mother talking
> to her baby. Sorry for posting (the text I wrote that
> evening) in german, but I don't have time to translate it.
>
> Greetings,
> INge
>
>
> "Mami, was sind das für seltsame Tiere?"
> "Das sind keine Tiere, das sind ... das sind... Rundfüßler."
> "... Rundfüßler?"
> "Da muss ich etwas weiter ausholen. Also hör gut zu, mein
> Kind!
> Es gibt Tiere, die gehen auf zwei Beinen, ungefähr wie
> Affen, aber sie haben ein weißes Gesicht, weiße Hände und
> ein ganz buntes Fell. Die sitzen immer in diesen Rundfüßlern
> und rollen auf den breiten Wegen durch unser Revier, damit
> wir sie uns gut ansehen können. Dann gibt es noch so
> ähnliche Tiere, aber mit schwarzem Gesicht, schwarzen Händen
> und olivgrünem Fell. Das sind die Aufpasser der anderen. Sie
> sorgen dafür, dass die Zäune, hinter denen die Weißbunten
> abends immer eingesperrt werden, in Ordnung sind, dass
> keiner von denen nach Sonnenuntergang ihr Gehege verlässt
> und dass niemand in seinem Rundfüßler irgendwohin rollt, wo
> er nicht hin darf. Die Weißbunten sind also nicht nur
> seltsam, sondern auch dumm. Immer müssen die Schwarzgrünen
> aufpassen, dass sie keinen Unsinn anstellen."
> "Schmecken die denn wenigstens gut?"
> "Die Rundfüßler schmecken überhaupt nicht. Die sind aus
> einem komischen Zeug, an dem du dir nur den Magen verdirbst.
> Und obwohl aus unserer Familie noch niemand welche gegessen
> hat, habe ich gehört, dass die Weißbunten nicht gut sein
> sollen. Die dicken zu fett und die dünnen zu zäh. Angeblich
> sollen die Schwarzgrünen ein sehr gutes Fleisch haben. Dein
> Urgroßonkel hat mal einen probiert. Er sagte aber, dass das
> bisschen Fleisch den ganzen Ärger, den er daraufhin bekam,
> nicht wert war.
> Und seither jagen wir nur noch Antilopen."
Yes, Africa is VERY dangerous: Lions speak German and then they eat you!
> to her baby. Sorry for posting (the text I wrote that
> evening) in german, but I don't have time to translate it.
>
> Greetings,
> INge
>
>
> "Mami, was sind das für seltsame Tiere?"
> "Das sind keine Tiere, das sind ... das sind... Rundfüßler."
> "... Rundfüßler?"
> "Da muss ich etwas weiter ausholen. Also hör gut zu, mein
> Kind!
> Es gibt Tiere, die gehen auf zwei Beinen, ungefähr wie
> Affen, aber sie haben ein weißes Gesicht, weiße Hände und
> ein ganz buntes Fell. Die sitzen immer in diesen Rundfüßlern
> und rollen auf den breiten Wegen durch unser Revier, damit
> wir sie uns gut ansehen können. Dann gibt es noch so
> ähnliche Tiere, aber mit schwarzem Gesicht, schwarzen Händen
> und olivgrünem Fell. Das sind die Aufpasser der anderen. Sie
> sorgen dafür, dass die Zäune, hinter denen die Weißbunten
> abends immer eingesperrt werden, in Ordnung sind, dass
> keiner von denen nach Sonnenuntergang ihr Gehege verlässt
> und dass niemand in seinem Rundfüßler irgendwohin rollt, wo
> er nicht hin darf. Die Weißbunten sind also nicht nur
> seltsam, sondern auch dumm. Immer müssen die Schwarzgrünen
> aufpassen, dass sie keinen Unsinn anstellen."
> "Schmecken die denn wenigstens gut?"
> "Die Rundfüßler schmecken überhaupt nicht. Die sind aus
> einem komischen Zeug, an dem du dir nur den Magen verdirbst.
> Und obwohl aus unserer Familie noch niemand welche gegessen
> hat, habe ich gehört, dass die Weißbunten nicht gut sein
> sollen. Die dicken zu fett und die dünnen zu zäh. Angeblich
> sollen die Schwarzgrünen ein sehr gutes Fleisch haben. Dein
> Urgroßonkel hat mal einen probiert. Er sagte aber, dass das
> bisschen Fleisch den ganzen Ärger, den er daraufhin bekam,
> nicht wert war.
> Und seither jagen wir nur noch Antilopen."
Yes, Africa is VERY dangerous: Lions speak German and then they eat you!
May 17th 2004, 11:03 pm
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For a fascinating insight into the original poster's deranged mind, see the
other emails he sent to other groups, -
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=aut...8&start=0&sa=N
What a fulfilled life. Sorry, I should have posted this in a psychiatrist
forum I guess!
"Pat Anderson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> In message <[email protected] >, Tom-Alex
> Soorhull <[email protected]> writes
> >There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
> >tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
> >and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
> >
> >Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
> >
> >This is true ! Beware !
> You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of
> those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they
> can use on you!
> --
> Pat Anderson
other emails he sent to other groups, -
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=aut...8&start=0&sa=N
What a fulfilled life. Sorry, I should have posted this in a psychiatrist
forum I guess!
"Pat Anderson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In message <[email protected] >, Tom-Alex
> Soorhull <[email protected]> writes
> >There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
> >tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
> >and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
> >
> >Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
> >
> >This is true ! Beware !
> You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of
> those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they
> can use on you!
> --
> Pat Anderson
May 18th 2004, 2:37 am
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In message <[email protected]> , Lorenzo
<[email protected]> writes
>For a fascinating insight into the original poster's deranged mind, see the
>other emails he sent to other groups, -
>http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=aut...&ie=UTF-8&star
>t=0&sa=N
>What a fulfilled life. Sorry, I should have posted this in a psychiatrist
>forum I guess!
>"Pat Anderson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> In message <[email protected] >, Tom-Alex
>> Soorhull <[email protected]> writes
>> >There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>> >tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>> >and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>> >
>> >Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>> >
>> >This is true ! Beware !
>> You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of
>> those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they
>> can use on you!
>> --
>> Pat Anderson
Lorenzo,
The advice given for such posters is always Ignore them and I and other
members of this NG failed to do that! I felt I had to respond, as
did others, but from the link you gave the man obviously has a problem
and also, he makes a habit of posting nonsense.
Pat
--
Pat Anderson
<[email protected]> writes
>For a fascinating insight into the original poster's deranged mind, see the
>other emails he sent to other groups, -
>http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=aut...&ie=UTF-8&star
>t=0&sa=N
>What a fulfilled life. Sorry, I should have posted this in a psychiatrist
>forum I guess!
>"Pat Anderson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> In message <[email protected] >, Tom-Alex
>> Soorhull <[email protected]> writes
>> >There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
>> >tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
>> >and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>> >
>> >Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>> >
>> >This is true ! Beware !
>> You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of
>> those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they
>> can use on you!
>> --
>> Pat Anderson
Lorenzo,
The advice given for such posters is always Ignore them and I and other
members of this NG failed to do that! I felt I had to respond, as
did others, but from the link you gave the man obviously has a problem
and also, he makes a habit of posting nonsense.
Pat
--
Pat Anderson
May 19th 2004, 11:29 am
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 14:16:38 +0200, Marc Lurie
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Oh yeah... I forgot,
>My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too
>easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones
>only.
>Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything?
>Marc - Johannesburg
>Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big
>cauldron.
What most disappointed me was not the cannibals, but the exhorbitant
rip-off rates the Cannibal Tours were, I paid over 300 $ for a tour of
a cannibal village, and they hardly let us get off the coach, just
took us to this gift shop where I did get a very nice necklace, looks
like some sort of small fake ivory, and an interesting flavoured
biltong.
Jim.
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Oh yeah... I forgot,
>My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too
>easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones
>only.
>Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything?
>Marc - Johannesburg
>Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big
>cauldron.
What most disappointed me was not the cannibals, but the exhorbitant
rip-off rates the Cannibal Tours were, I paid over 300 $ for a tour of
a cannibal village, and they hardly let us get off the coach, just
took us to this gift shop where I did get a very nice necklace, looks
like some sort of small fake ivory, and an interesting flavoured
biltong.
Jim.
May 19th 2004, 10:23 pm
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"Jim Ley" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 17 May 2004 14:16:38 +0200, Marc Lurie
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Oh yeah... I forgot,
> >
> >My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too
> >easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones
> >only.
> >
> >Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything?
> >
> >Marc - Johannesburg
> >Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big
> >cauldron.
> What most disappointed me was not the cannibals, but the exhorbitant
> rip-off rates the Cannibal Tours were, I paid over 300 $ for a tour of
> a cannibal village, and they hardly let us get off the coach, just
> took us to this gift shop where I did get a very nice necklace, looks
> like some sort of small fake ivory, and an interesting flavoured
> biltong.
> Jim.
I went to the same place they has some lovely lamp shades there,
a couple of people on our tour, refused to buy anything, and they
disappeared.
Interesting note I did some security consultancy on a famous SA
gold mine a few years back. The manager showed me some very
serious home made weapons that had been confiscated, said they
had been used in the murder of 3 workers. They however had no
evidence as the other hostel dwellers had eaten them.
Richard
news:[email protected]...
> On Mon, 17 May 2004 14:16:38 +0200, Marc Lurie
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Oh yeah... I forgot,
> >
> >My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too
> >easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones
> >only.
> >
> >Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything?
> >
> >Marc - Johannesburg
> >Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big
> >cauldron.
> What most disappointed me was not the cannibals, but the exhorbitant
> rip-off rates the Cannibal Tours were, I paid over 300 $ for a tour of
> a cannibal village, and they hardly let us get off the coach, just
> took us to this gift shop where I did get a very nice necklace, looks
> like some sort of small fake ivory, and an interesting flavoured
> biltong.
> Jim.
I went to the same place they has some lovely lamp shades there,
a couple of people on our tour, refused to buy anything, and they
disappeared.
Interesting note I did some security consultancy on a famous SA
gold mine a few years back. The manager showed me some very
serious home made weapons that had been confiscated, said they
had been used in the murder of 3 workers. They however had no
evidence as the other hostel dwellers had eaten them.
Richard
May 20th 2004, 2:53 am
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Gordon Bennet.....You can only be talking from experience of course, as you might have had this done to you, or you have been watching some crap documentary.
I have backpacked round that continent, and my "knob" is still intact, the people are warm, very interesting, and always willing to help. If am not mistaken, there was a cult arrested in germany last year for eating someone they met on the internet, and don't even get me started on the Bosnia, Yugoslavia thing, what about South America?
Its all Africa isn't it? Some education you've had, maybe you need to travel more and see things for yourself, rather than what someone else tell you.
What a load of crap.
I have backpacked round that continent, and my "knob" is still intact, the people are warm, very interesting, and always willing to help. If am not mistaken, there was a cult arrested in germany last year for eating someone they met on the internet, and don't even get me started on the Bosnia, Yugoslavia thing, what about South America?
Its all Africa isn't it? Some education you've had, maybe you need to travel more and see things for yourself, rather than what someone else tell you.
What a load of crap.
Originally posted by Tom-Alex Soorhull
There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
This is true ! Beware !
There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
This is true ! Beware !
May 20th 2004, 5:01 am
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Re: Africa is VERY dangerous !
[email protected] (Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote in message news:<[email protected]. com>...
> There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
> tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
> and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>
> Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>
> This is true ! Beware !
Having lived here in Africa for a number of years, this reminds me of
the story told to me by one of my many cannibal friends.
His young son had just entered the time of coming of age and as part
of the tradition, he was taken by his father to look for dinner for
the village. They hid on a path frequented by many visitors.
The first person to come along the path was a scrawny elderly
gentleman. The youth, in his excitement told his father that there
was a great opportunity because the old man did not move very fast.
But Dad said that the man was but skin and bones and would not make a
very filling meal for an entire village.
A bit later, a very heavyset man came along the path and again, the
young man's eyes lit up with excitement. But the father told him to
wait because the man had too much fat and the villagers might get high
cholesterol if they were to dine on the passerby.
Just then a beautiful woman came walking along the path. Her youthful
figure was full and stunning to both the father and son alike. The
son insisted to the father that this was the perfect candidate.
Nicely toned muscles with just enough fat and plenty for the village.
But the father thought a bit and replied, "Son, this one we shall keep
and bring home to the village, where we will eat your mother."
(Sorry, but with a joke like this post, I could not help adding a
joke)
For all the latest information on East Africa (including cannibal
updates), visit http://www.safari.cc. Your friend in Africa.
> There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
> tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles
> and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat.
>
> Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry.
>
> This is true ! Beware !
Having lived here in Africa for a number of years, this reminds me of
the story told to me by one of my many cannibal friends.
His young son had just entered the time of coming of age and as part
of the tradition, he was taken by his father to look for dinner for
the village. They hid on a path frequented by many visitors.
The first person to come along the path was a scrawny elderly
gentleman. The youth, in his excitement told his father that there
was a great opportunity because the old man did not move very fast.
But Dad said that the man was but skin and bones and would not make a
very filling meal for an entire village.
A bit later, a very heavyset man came along the path and again, the
young man's eyes lit up with excitement. But the father told him to
wait because the man had too much fat and the villagers might get high
cholesterol if they were to dine on the passerby.
Just then a beautiful woman came walking along the path. Her youthful
figure was full and stunning to both the father and son alike. The
son insisted to the father that this was the perfect candidate.
Nicely toned muscles with just enough fat and plenty for the village.
But the father thought a bit and replied, "Son, this one we shall keep
and bring home to the village, where we will eat your mother."
(Sorry, but with a joke like this post, I could not help adding a
joke)
For all the latest information on East Africa (including cannibal
updates), visit http://www.safari.cc. Your friend in Africa.
