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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by coffeeman
(Post 12311579)
Wow my case has been lost i feel.
re the algarve police are looking for a person licking his fingers and lips i have no doubt ! 2yrs suspended ! i will be forced to watch tv prob bake off? |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Expatrick
(Post 12311582)
Story's full of holes, thank heaven he didn't end up a John Dough.
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM CAKEBOT
Coffeeman's Appeal against conviction / sentence set for two days time. Presiding judges to be Mrs Victoria Sponge and Lord Rich T Cake. Reporting restrictions to be lifted. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Diddion
(Post 12311688)
AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM CAKEBOT
Coffeeman's Appeal against conviction / sentence set for two days time. Presiding judges to be Mrs Victoria Sponge and Lord Rich T Cake. Reporting restrictions to be lifted. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Loafing Along
(Post 12311689)
He is in a real jam, hope it does not spread
OUR beloved Caketator the Generalissimo considering decriminalisation of biscuits. Cakebot defense team jubilant. Trump tweets support. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Diddion
(Post 12311693)
AUTOMATED REPORT FROM CAKEBOT
OUR beloved Caketator the Generalissimo considering decriminalisation of biscuits. Cakebot defense team jubilant. Trump tweets support. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by coffeeman
(Post 12312137)
Lets hope it is only a half baked court room !
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Diddion
(Post 12312336)
Court is about to rise.
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Loafing Along
(Post 12312382)
Crumbs
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Sounds like a load of Bolo de Bolacha to me!
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM CAKEBOT
Court judgement in Appeal Pieceedings of The State vs Coffeman follows: Judgement Upheld. Coffeman sentence increased to Death By Chocolate Gateau. Sent to Generalissimo Diddion for ratification. Jury commended be judges and excused further jury duty for life. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED INSTRUCTIONS FROM CAKEBOT
Rioting in major cities. Tanks deployed. Casualties in Lisboa, Porto, Coimbra; run on Jaffa Cakes Nd Jammy Dodgers in Continente and Pingo Dolce. Faro sacked. Riot police out in force. Husbands and wives subject to marital law. Evening curfew announced. Jam roly Poly battles in Ribatejo. All cakizens must remain calm, and no yeast to be hoarded. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Originally Posted by Diddion
(Post 12312531)
AUTOMATED INSTRUCTIONS FROM CAKEBOT
Rioting in major cities. Tanks deployed. Casualties in Lisboa, Porto, Coimbra; run on Jaffa Cakes Nd Jammy Dodgers in Continente and Pingo Dolce. Faro sacked. Riot police out in force. Husbands and wives subject to marital law. Evening curfew announced. Jam roly Poly battles in Ribatejo. All cakizens must remain calm, and no yeast to be hoarded. |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
"I'm the famous Eccles.
Haaallooooo Shut up Eccles!" |
Re: A Suitable Gift?
Scott expedition cake found near South Pole 'almost' edible The cake is thought to have been taken to Antarctica as part of Robert Falcon Scott's doomed Terra Nova expedition |
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