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-   -   Humorous Episodes (https://britishexpats.com/forum/philippines-155/humorous-episodes-881032/)

Stokkevn Jun 29th 2018 12:09 am
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Eventually received boxes from my brother in the UK. Having a beer with my newly arrived Twiglets, 'Her in Doors' pinched a few sticks and shoved them in her mouth, looking at her face my Twiglets were going to be safe in the future. This was followed by her suggesting that my newly arrived Bovril would go well in some of her recipes, divorce was mentioned so Bovril is no longer included in the recipes.

BEVS Jun 29th 2018 4:47 pm
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Originally Posted by Stokkevn (Post 12524475)
Eventually received boxes from my brother in the UK. Having a beer with my newly arrived Twiglets, 'Her in Doors' pinched a few sticks and shoved them in her mouth, looking at her face my Twiglets were going to be safe in the future. This was followed by her suggesting that my newly arrived Bovril would go well in some of her recipes, divorce was mentioned so Bovril is no longer included in the recipes.
:lol:

I'm with her indoors on the twiglets thing.

bestvue Jun 30th 2018 12:47 am
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When I hear of twiglets. I can't help but remember Mr Beans approach to them.

Stokkevn Jun 30th 2018 1:46 am
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Originally Posted by bestvue (Post 12525022)
When I hear of twiglets. I can't help but remember Mr Beans approach to them.
Just googled it, brilliant clip.

Jerseygirl Jul 1st 2018 1:08 am
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Originally Posted by Stokkevn (Post 12524475)
Eventually received boxes from my brother in the UK. Having a beer with my newly arrived Twiglets, 'Her in Doors' pinched a few sticks and shoved them in her mouth, looking at her face my Twiglets were going to be safe in the future. This was followed by her suggesting that my newly arrived Bovril would go well in some of her recipes, divorce was mentioned so Bovril is no longer included in the recipes.
:lol:

Love Twiglets. I’m more of an OXO fan myself.;)

mikek1 Jul 3rd 2018 5:41 pm
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https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/british...58ca62463.jpeg

saw this sign in Bali. Went Behind the bushes, thought the price was PHPs.

Raffin Jul 3rd 2018 5:59 pm
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Why, Mikek1? You were in Indonesia! About PhP11 for a number 1 and PhP18 for a number 2 isn't too bad, if it's clean.

Gazza-d Jul 3rd 2018 7:17 pm
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Had a no2 in Bagio and it was 10peso which included about 4 sheets of toilet paper pulled from a roll and handed to you on the way in.

Philosophical 11 Jul 5th 2018 1:25 am
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I never saw this, but my lovely lady admitted this to me today.

She was at a going away party not long ago and went to the fridge to get a large bottle of coke. Sadly she dropped the plastic bottle but picked it up and proceeded to open it whereupon the coke shaken (but not stirred) erupted into a volcanic carbon dioxide spray. She and her gf ran out of the room screaming. They thought it was a bomb. I only wish It was filmed. She also said she made a large toot....whatever that means.

Regards

Stokkevn Jul 5th 2018 1:40 am
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Originally Posted by Philosophical 11 (Post 12527681)
She also said she made a large toot....whatever that means.

Regards
A 'toot' of any sort, size or content here is what we call in Blighty a fart.

Philosophical 11 Jul 5th 2018 2:08 am
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Really? You sure? My lovely lady does not emit such bodily functions. Just like the Queen.

Jerseygirl Jul 5th 2018 2:10 am
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Originally Posted by Philosophical 11 (Post 12527742)
Really? You sure? My lovely lady does not emit such bodily functions. Just like the Queen.
My angelic looking granddaughter often says ‘Ooops I’ve tooted’. :angel:

Stokkevn Jul 5th 2018 2:23 am
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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl (Post 12527744)
My angelic looking granddaughter often says ‘Ooops I’ve tooted’. :angel:
My missus does exactly the same as I do and blames one of the dogs.

Stokkevn Jul 5th 2018 2:25 am
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Originally Posted by Philosophical 11 (Post 12527742)
Really? You sure? My lovely lady does not emit such bodily functions. Just like the Queen.
Could not miss out on this one, From your previous posts I had assumed that she was like the Queen, carries no cash either. Ouch.

Gazza-d Jul 5th 2018 2:42 am
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Originally Posted by Philosophical 11 (Post 12527681)
I never saw this, but my lovely lady admitted this to me today.

She was at a going away party not long ago and went to the fridge to get a large bottle of coke. Sadly she dropped the plastic bottle but picked it up and proceeded to open it whereupon the coke shaken (but not stirred) erupted into a volcanic carbon dioxide spray. She and her gf ran out of the room screaming. They thought it was a bomb. I only wish It was filmed. She also said she made a large toot....whatever that means.

Regards
She probably said umot-ot which sounds like are-toot. Filipino for farted.


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