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- - Quick 2 liner jokes (https://britishexpats.com/forum/new-zealand-83/quick-2-liner-jokes-908705/)

MrsFychan

Feb 2nd 2018 8:25 am

Quick 2 liner jokes

I used to like chicken but now prefer beef, but that was hen and this is cow :rofl:

Charismatic

Feb 4th 2018 10:06 am

Re: Quick 2 liner jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Katie Hopkins.

Catchafire

Feb 7th 2018 6:53 am

Re: Quick 2 liner jokes

Why didn't the clam share his toys?
Because he was shellfish!

MrsFychan

Feb 8th 2018 3:27 am

Re: Quick 2 liner jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charismatic (Post 12434417)

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Katie Hopkins.

:goodpost:

MrsFychan

Feb 8th 2018 3:29 am

Re: Quick 2 liner jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

Stuck in Auckland

Feb 8th 2018 8:46 am

Re: Quick 2 liner jokes

National + Retirement

Stuck in Auckland

Feb 8th 2018 8:47 am

Re: Quick 2 liner jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsFychan (Post 12437447)

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

Fletchers:lol:

MrsFychan

Feb 9th 2018 6:42 am

Re: Quick 2 liner jokes

The rotation of earth really makes my day

Bobogib

Feb 20th 2018 7:45 am

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I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Matelot

Feb 27th 2018 4:01 pm

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When I told them I was training to be a comedian they all laughed. They are not laughing now! Bob Monkhouse.

bearskin

Feb 27th 2018 5:16 pm

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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.:nod:

Bobogib

Feb 28th 2018 8:22 am

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I was going to tell you a joke about time travel,

But you didn't like it.

MrsFychan

Feb 28th 2018 6:09 pm

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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Bobogib

Mar 1st 2018 7:57 am

Re: Quick 2 liner jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsFychan (Post 12452988)

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

I've heard this so many times but still makes me chuckle.

My wife accused me of being immature,

I told her to get out of my fort!

escapedtonz

Mar 5th 2018 7:34 pm

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My wife shouted at me that I never listen and she may as well talk to a wall........I thought that was a strange way to start a conversation!

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