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Quick 2 liner jokes

Old Feb 2nd 2018, 8:25 am
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I used to like chicken but now prefer beef, but that was hen and this is cow
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Old Feb 4th 2018, 10:06 am
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Katie Hopkins.
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Why didn't the clam share his toys?
Because he was shellfish!
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Katie Hopkins.
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Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
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National + Retirement
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Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Fletchers
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The rotation of earth really makes my day
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I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.
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When I told them I was training to be a comedian they all laughed. They are not laughing now! Bob Monkhouse.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
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I was going to tell you a joke about time travel,

But you didn't like it.
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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
I've heard this so many times but still makes me chuckle.


My wife accused me of being immature,

I told her to get out of my fort!
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My wife shouted at me that I never listen and she may as well talk to a wall........I thought that was a strange way to start a conversation!
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