BEVS

Let's hope I have the wooden spoons & not the star posters to the ready.

Thanks for all the nominations. Top jobs limited to 6

Here are the nominations for the

NZ BE Annual Wooden Spoon Award 2011.

Yup ! I know we are but a few & cosy in comparison to the rest of BE but start voting with those keypads.

Voting will be multi-choice . You only get one chance to do it so click all the boxes of your choice at the moment of voting.

Best Wooden Spoon wins absolutely nothing.

Justcol

COME ON !! vote for me, I never win anything, not even a meat pack

I'm sorry, there's pride at stake here, it takes a lot of focus and hard work to spout such
complete nonsense consistently for a full 12 months

barnsleymat

RUGBY IS POINTLESS

(that'll bag me some votes surely)

Stormer999

Nope that's not going to work cos I know your coming round ......slowly...

barnsleymat

Rugby does have a purpose, it's gives those people too fat and unskillful to play football something to do. Bless em!

Stormer999

Yup all we have to do is now enrol at an acting academy to perfect the pretend tackle roll and thrash about on the floor to gain the refs attention....

BEVS

Hmm. Grayling has a vote.

Did he vote for himself.

barnsleymat

What about stripping off on stage then punching an old fellow in the mouth, that's more Panto than real football acting

Or even using a fake blood capsule to fake injury, it's worthy of Coronation Street.

Or even 'pretending' to kiss a blond in a nightclub, then 'prentending' to hold hands with the blond, then 'pretending' to take the blond home, then 'pretending' to be an old friend then having your royal wife 'pretend' not to be mad Shortland Street style.

Don't get me started on the little poncy dance/acting/skit the All Blacks do before every match as the viewing public yawn, very Riverdance.

Rugby = Hollyoaks

scrubbedexpat094

Closely run contest this one. Very exciting

BEVS

I think there is summat wrong with the poll. The last nomination doesn't appear to be working right.

Justcol

Nope i think you'll find its working just fine

BEVS

Perhaps it needs testing by someone

scrubbedexpat094

I'm willing to test it BEVS but I need to be allowed to vote again

Justcol

Hold up !! I think i see a ploy here, stormer is obviously offered enticements to get people to
vote under the guise of "testing"

Charismatic

I voted for stormer999 because he had no votes .