Can you be married too long?
 

Everyone who meets MOH considers me lucky and say he's a lovely man.
I guess he is when I stop to think about it. We've been together over 40 years- by choice!;)
But he is a bit of a MCP at times.
I told him this joke because it reminded me of him. He still laughs about it when he's driving around amongst Kiwi Drivers:eek: so it's reduced his stress levels.

Married too long

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by surprising them wearing black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compare notes...
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
:confused_smile::mad:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Read this out to OH & son......couldn't get the punch line out for laughing till eyes leaked!!
Brightened a dull cold day....thanks!! x

Re: Can you be married too long?
 

OMG..thats is so funny and so true (shame:sneaky:). Just read it out to MOH....and now he is chuckling away to himself.

Thanks for sharing:p

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:rofl::rofl:

Me likes this also xx

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:thumbsup::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Re: Can you be married too long?
 

so very true :rofl: