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Can you be married too long?

Old Dec 14th 2009, 9:42 am
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Everyone who meets MOH considers me lucky and say he's a lovely man.
I guess he is when I stop to think about it. We've been together over 40 years- by choice!
But he is a bit of a MCP at times.
I told him this joke because it reminded me of him. He still laughs about it when he's driving around amongst Kiwi Drivers so it's reduced his stress levels.

Married too long

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by surprising them wearing black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compare notes...
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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Old Dec 14th 2009, 1:16 pm
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Read this out to OH & son......couldn't get the punch line out for laughing till eyes leaked!!
Brightened a dull cold day....thanks!! x
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OMG..thats is so funny and so true (shame). Just read it out to MOH....and now he is chuckling away to himself.

Thanks for sharing
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Me likes this also xx
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Old Dec 16th 2009, 3:33 pm
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Originally Posted by Vitalstatistix
so very true
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