Best One Liner
Jul 18th 2007, 3:46 am
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Best One Liner
Bob Monkhouse:
"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian....they're not laughing now"
"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian....they're not laughing now"
Jul 18th 2007, 3:57 am
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Susie..
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Re: Best One Liner
I'd be a rubbish comedian, I forget all the jokes Im ever told and Im rubbish at telling them. Did like Bob Monkhouse though.. 
Jul 18th 2007, 4:22 am
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Jul 18th 2007, 4:42 am
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Re: Best One Liner
'If you love me you'd swallow that'!!! 
From Whose Line is it Anyway
Think it was Tony Slattery who said it to whatshername???? Not Sandy Toksvig the other one
From Whose Line is it Anyway
Think it was Tony Slattery who said it to whatshername???? Not Sandy Toksvig the other one
Jul 18th 2007, 7:12 am
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Re: Best One Liner
Talking to my brother about his problems sleeping, I suggested a nice hot bath.
"Hot baths do not cure insomnia. 4 cans of Stella and a bottle of Jack Daniels cures insomnia."
or
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” (Jack Nicholson).
"Hot baths do not cure insomnia. 4 cans of Stella and a bottle of Jack Daniels cures insomnia."
or
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” (Jack Nicholson).
