Actually mental job ad on Seek.
Jun 17th 2013, 3:33 am
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Actually mental job ad on Seek.
Actual Job advert sent to me by a friend:
Linky to prove this is actually a real job advert and I'm not just a mental.
I would apply but...do I walk the plank if things go badly? Also do I get to deposit lots of plundered money in offshore accounts on a desert island? Can I give my co-workers the cat o' nine tails if they aren't working hard enough? Rum rations as bonus compensation?
Originally Posted by Mental Recruiters
Business Banking - Master and Commander
Run this South Island Business Banking proposition from the helm of your own ship.
This is a rare opportunity to shape and mould strategy, send it out to battle on the high seas and reap the benefits of a lucrative bounty me hearties. Yes, these guys do things a bit differently so don't expect to run this ship on auto pilot. If you have worked within the regime and feel you could make a difference if given the strategic and operational freedom, then walk the plank and job on board.
If you are or have previously been a Business Banking leader with a swashbucklin' attitude, are keen to join the fleet and take the battle to the lilly livered land lubbers, hit "Apply Now" to send through your "Arrgh be keen". For a private and confidential conversation call Lindsay Fisher on 09 379 1180.
Black beard and eye patch not required - talking parrot will be looked upon favourably.
Run this South Island Business Banking proposition from the helm of your own ship.
This is a rare opportunity to shape and mould strategy, send it out to battle on the high seas and reap the benefits of a lucrative bounty me hearties. Yes, these guys do things a bit differently so don't expect to run this ship on auto pilot. If you have worked within the regime and feel you could make a difference if given the strategic and operational freedom, then walk the plank and job on board.
If you are or have previously been a Business Banking leader with a swashbucklin' attitude, are keen to join the fleet and take the battle to the lilly livered land lubbers, hit "Apply Now" to send through your "Arrgh be keen". For a private and confidential conversation call Lindsay Fisher on 09 379 1180.
Black beard and eye patch not required - talking parrot will be looked upon favourably.
I would apply but...do I walk the plank if things go badly? Also do I get to deposit lots of plundered money in offshore accounts on a desert island? Can I give my co-workers the cat o' nine tails if they aren't working hard enough? Rum rations as bonus compensation?
Jun 17th 2013, 3:55 am
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Re: Actually mental job ad on Seek.
Ha ha - love it. We all know bankers are a bunch of pirates anyway.
Jun 17th 2013, 4:23 am
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Re: Actually mental job ad on Seek.
Oy, easy on pirates 
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