2009 Awards Night
 

Well my friends it's nearly time.

Following on from our recent Poster Of The Month and Thread Of The Month polls - the grand, most coveted titles known to men and woman (;)) are nearly upon us.

This year we will be running the much awaited 2009 Awards Ceremony.:o

Before we can create these polls we need YOUR suggestions please.

The obvious;

POSTER OF THE YEAR
THREAD OF THE YEAR
ARSE OF THE YEAR
BABE OF THE YEAR
RESIDENT KIWIBAR DRUNK OF THE YEAR

You get the picture ... :sneaky:

Please PM your suggestions for poll categories we can run - don't worry about nominations at this stage.

The rules are;

1.) These awards, (whilst incredibly sort after) are tongue in cheek and if anyone takes offence they will be banned.

2.) Ummmm ....

Take it away chaps and chapesses.:thumbup:

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Mod of the Year??

The Lounge have got some great poll categories on the go....:rofl:

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They have indeed - here's an idea of what they've come up with.:eek:

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Could make the awards a lot more interesting I thought:rofl:

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Biggest Twat poster of the year

Dear Lord ... :scaredhair: I'm not sure our little old NZ Forum is ready for that!

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You may be right there, what about male/female poster you'd most like to shag or the threesome category?? They're a little less contentious than Biggest twat poster;)

I'm not taking this as seriously as I should, am I?:lol:

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:rofl: So true ...

I was thinking we could have Best Kiwi Bird category ... can't think of similiar for the boys, other than Most Shaggable All Black ... ;)

I'm sure when BEVS is back fully refreshed she'll come up with a few!:fingerscrossed:

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What about "Best Kakapo parrot" for the males, following on from the Shagged by a Rare Parrot thread?

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:scaredhair: wow they went for it!

How about "mum of a world champion" award :rofl::rofl:

Dewb x

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:sneaky: How many nominees we going to get for that one?;)

I've already received a nomination for ARSE OF THE YEAR!:lol:

Not wanting nominations though - ideas for awards.

One new idea was CLOWN OF THE YEAR ... are we liking that?:)

Also just thought we could have SOCIAL BUTTERFLY OF THE YEAR for who has met the most off BE in person.
WHINGER OF THE YEAR?

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How about Gaulish Chief of the Year?;)

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May I respectfully submit the nomination of Kiwiprincess of the Year Award?

Criteria being quite strict. Must know my password to be eligible.

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How about an award for the most pedantic cantankerous curmudgeon? ;)

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Yes, yes, yes and we can have FAIRY OF THE YEAR too - but I'll probably be ousted by Matewx.:lol:

Come on kids - I want suggestions.
By PM.
Now.
Proper Ones.

I thank you.

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Most likely to stab someone in Pak n Save?

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That's serious btw. That's an evil store. I am going to write to the US Department of Homeland Security and ask that they build one at Guantanamo Bay. None of this playing Coldplay rubbish.

Pak n Save.

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:rofl::rofl:
Yes that definitely should be a category:)
Not that I have any idea as to who should win it:unsure: You're all such lovely lovely people [Vote for me as nicest poster!!!]

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How about 'Biggest Kiss Arse'of the year...:kiss:

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You bet you would.... :eek:

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How about biggest "dick" of the year?

:eek:

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:scaredhair:

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Just seen this.

time for the thinking hat to go on.

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surely Simon would be a dead cert for this given his recent labour day labours?!? ;)

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How about 'Most random poster' ...and I'm thinking of Mr. C and his cat!

'Best excuse why their post didn't consitute 'Immigration Advice''

'Zenophobe of the Year' - most protective about their own city / region

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Some good choices Wooly-cow:thumbup:
What about 'Spelling Pedant of the Year' [you're missing an X!]

But who is Mr C and his cat???:confused:

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Worked out who you mean:o, definitely random;)

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There have been some excellent suggestions, both on this thread and by PM - thank you all so much.:thumbup:

Keep them coming and I'll sift and sort and get the Polls up and running over the weekend.:cool:

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Two or three more

'Bad Spuller of the Year' (One I'm sure to be nominated for...yes yes it's Xenophobe)

'User Name of the year'

'Profile Photo Of the year'

'Photo of the Year'

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Best people ever who are called Jan n Neil, of the year :o


Neil (of Jan n Neil)

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Yeah, I already had that one ... :sneaky:

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Whatever!!!
How about "Best french poster of the year?"

What are you on about with Mr C & his cat??!?!??!!?? :unsure:

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Least use of puctuation and grammar?
I get hacked off by people who obviously never stayed at skool till they woz 16 writing long drawn out boring sentenses that you wish youd never started reading cos your now gonna slash your wrists that are difficult to unnerstand and uttimately a waste of time trying to find out some infermashion abou summit by using txt spk an smileys finking they are making there point well when in reality all your finking is god how can this muppet really be finking of movin to the other side of the world and reducing the new zeelanders view of the avrage pom to that of an ameba im sure theyd have trubble finding there local tescos let alone making the jurney across the globe and starting a new life and integrating and that and probly ending up murdring someone in paknslave whilst fighting for the last jar of bovril and whinging about why there arent any decent pork pies of warm beer or the cornflakes taste funny and stuff like that and then end up going back to =blightly and moaning about the hole expreince for the rest of there misrble lives.

Or am I just a boring old fart?

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: pmsl! that post qualifies for a special award. So funny :thumbsup:

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Charismatic!

...sorry bet you are still distraught at the Froggies getting what they deserved and not being seeded for the World Cup....Hope they draw Brazil!

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We have a contender for Post Of The Year!:lol: A late entry, but a worthy nominee methinks!

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Don't know wot u talking about...

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:rolleyes:

Two of my favourite suggestions thus far have to be Best Avatar and Poster You'd Most Like To Go On A Blind Date With!:)

Anymore for anymore?:fingerscrossed:

I won't be able to use all of them, but there are several suggestions that can be worded into one, several of the same and several even I would have to consider how offensive they may be deemed!:o

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Poster you'd most like to see 'down under'

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Poster with the best avatar

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I'm liking my festive one ... hello boys!:kiss:

Thank you all again for your efforts - glass of Bolly to all those who've helped.

BEVS and I will sort through them over the weekend and get things up and running.:thumbup:

Do we want polls or do we want to vote by PM when we have the nominations and keep the secrecy for the grand winners announcement?!:sneaky: