Virtual Bar in the Rovers
Feb 19th 2007, 9:20 am
#18
Never been to Australia
Joined: Oct 2004
Location: Homeless
Posts: 495
Re: Virtual Bar in the Rovers
Here's one for the mod's for getting this sub-forum on so quick.Cheers everyone.
Feb 19th 2007, 10:13 am
#22
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Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 3,533
Re: Virtual Bar in the Rovers
Pub joke:
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
I'll have another vodka please!!
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
I'll have another vodka please!!
Feb 19th 2007, 10:18 am
#23
'In limboland'
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 13,880
Re: Virtual Bar in the Rovers
Pub joke:
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
I'll have another vodka please!!
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
I'll have another vodka please!!
Feb 19th 2007, 11:47 am
#24
Keeping it fairly real
Joined: Jun 2004
Location: In the sun
Posts: 32,863
Re: Virtual Bar in the Rovers
Any Brown Ale in here?
Feb 19th 2007, 12:08 pm
#25
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Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 3,533
Re: Virtual Bar in the Rovers
Or pork scratchings?
it was getting to be my bedtime im in New Zealand so on british time its 13 hours in front of the uk
Feb 19th 2007, 6:44 pm
#27
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Joined: Jan 2007
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 470
Re: Virtual Bar in the Rovers
Do you serve Strawberry Daiquiri?
Feb 19th 2007, 9:54 pm
#29
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Joined: Jan 2006
Location: Godzone, utopia, Paradise Island under the sun.
Posts: 1,177
Re: Virtual Bar in the Rovers
l'll have a V.B thanks 
none of that dreadful warm pommie beer thanks
none of that dreadful warm pommie beer thanks
Feb 19th 2007, 10:00 pm
#30
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Location: Surrey to Perth and back to Surrey & Back again, Why why why
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