Things to get used to
Dec 7th 2012, 3:14 pm
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Re: Things to get used to
Amended Amended Amended Rules
1) Tea should be HOT and STRONG
2) Tea should be Indian
3) Tea should be surrounded by a large mound of (real) Jaffa Cakes, and / or Ginger Snaps and Bourbon Creams.
Addendum
a) Use of sugar to carry a punishment of not-less-than one visit to Starbucks.
Proviso: The use of sugar MAY be considered if it is administered in the event of accident involving motorised vehicles and/or chainsaws in which the severance of at least one appendage has occurred.
Note: Should this occur, the (sugared) tea should be administered with a considerable amount of "tutting" and use of the word "dear".
1) Tea should be HOT and STRONG
2) Tea should be Indian
3) Tea should be surrounded by a large mound of (real) Jaffa Cakes, and / or Ginger Snaps and Bourbon Creams.
Addendum
a) Use of sugar to carry a punishment of not-less-than one visit to Starbucks.
Proviso: The use of sugar MAY be considered if it is administered in the event of accident involving motorised vehicles and/or chainsaws in which the severance of at least one appendage has occurred.
Note: Should this occur, the (sugared) tea should be administered with a considerable amount of "tutting" and use of the word "dear".
Dec 7th 2012, 3:15 pm
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Re: Things to get used to
So argumentative so early in the morning - given your jaded 18th century view on the wonders of modern medicine, I can only assume you have not yet applied your daily leeches ?
Dec 7th 2012, 3:16 pm
#48
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Re: Things to get used to
Leeches are so 1562. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go get blistered ...
Dec 7th 2012, 3:17 pm
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Re: Things to get used to
Amended Amended Amended Rules
1) Tea should be HOT and STRONG
2) Tea should be Indian
3) Tea should be surrounded by a large mound of (real) Jaffa Cakes, and / or Ginger Snaps and Bourbon Creams.
Addendum
a) Use of sugar to carry a punishment of not-less-than one visit to Starbucks.
Proviso: The use of sugar MAY be considered if it is administered in the event of accident involving motorised vehicles and/or chainsaws in which the severance of at least one appendage has occurred.
Note: Should this occur, the (sugared) tea should be administered with a considerable amount of "tutting" and use of the word "dear".
1) Tea should be HOT and STRONG
2) Tea should be Indian
3) Tea should be surrounded by a large mound of (real) Jaffa Cakes, and / or Ginger Snaps and Bourbon Creams.
Addendum
a) Use of sugar to carry a punishment of not-less-than one visit to Starbucks.
Proviso: The use of sugar MAY be considered if it is administered in the event of accident involving motorised vehicles and/or chainsaws in which the severance of at least one appendage has occurred.
Note: Should this occur, the (sugared) tea should be administered with a considerable amount of "tutting" and use of the word "dear".
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Dec 7th 2012, 3:19 pm
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Re: Things to get used to
Dec 7th 2012, 3:25 pm
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Re: Things to get used to
Dec 7th 2012, 3:29 pm
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Re: Things to get used to
Amended Amended Amended Amended Rules
1) Tea should be HOT and STRONG
2) Tea should be Indian
3) Tea should be surrounded by a large mound of (real) Jaffa Cakes, and / or Ginger Snaps and Bourbon Creams.
Addendum
a) Use of sugar to carry a punishment of not-less-than one visit to Starbucks.
Proviso: The use of sugar MAY be considered if it is administered in the event of accident involving motorised vehicles and/or chainsaws in which the severance of at least one appendage has occurred.
Note: Should this occur, the (sugared) tea should be administered with a considerable amount of "tutting" and use of the word "dear".
Proviso: Sugared tea may be deemed inappropriate by certain die-hard consumers. In this instance, a stiff talking to and a disparaging comment regarding the quantity of remaining limbs may be seen as a valid substitute.
1) Tea should be HOT and STRONG
2) Tea should be Indian
3) Tea should be surrounded by a large mound of (real) Jaffa Cakes, and / or Ginger Snaps and Bourbon Creams.
Addendum
a) Use of sugar to carry a punishment of not-less-than one visit to Starbucks.
Proviso: The use of sugar MAY be considered if it is administered in the event of accident involving motorised vehicles and/or chainsaws in which the severance of at least one appendage has occurred.
Note: Should this occur, the (sugared) tea should be administered with a considerable amount of "tutting" and use of the word "dear".
Proviso: Sugared tea may be deemed inappropriate by certain die-hard consumers. In this instance, a stiff talking to and a disparaging comment regarding the quantity of remaining limbs may be seen as a valid substitute.
Dec 7th 2012, 3:29 pm
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Dec 7th 2012, 3:34 pm
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Dec 7th 2012, 3:39 pm
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Re: Things to get used to
Amended Amended Amended Amended Rules
1) Tea should be HOT and STRONG
2) Tea should be Indian
3) Tea should be surrounded by a large mound of (real) Jaffa Cakes, and / or Ginger Snaps and Bourbon Creams.
Addendum
a) Use of sugar to carry a punishment of not-less-than one visit to Starbucks.
Proviso: The use of sugar MAY be considered if it is administered in the event of accident involving motorised vehicles and/or chainsaws in which the severance of at least one appendage has occurred.
Note: Should this occur, the (sugared) tea should be administered with a considerable amount of "tutting" and use of the word "dear".
Proviso: Sugared tea may be deemed inappropriate by certain die-hard consumers. In this instance, a stiff talking to and a disparaging comment regarding the quantity of remaining limbs may be seen as a valid substitute.
1) Tea should be HOT and STRONG
2) Tea should be Indian
3) Tea should be surrounded by a large mound of (real) Jaffa Cakes, and / or Ginger Snaps and Bourbon Creams.
Addendum
a) Use of sugar to carry a punishment of not-less-than one visit to Starbucks.
Proviso: The use of sugar MAY be considered if it is administered in the event of accident involving motorised vehicles and/or chainsaws in which the severance of at least one appendage has occurred.
Note: Should this occur, the (sugared) tea should be administered with a considerable amount of "tutting" and use of the word "dear".
Proviso: Sugared tea may be deemed inappropriate by certain die-hard consumers. In this instance, a stiff talking to and a disparaging comment regarding the quantity of remaining limbs may be seen as a valid substitute.
Dec 7th 2012, 3:39 pm
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Dec 7th 2012, 3:43 pm
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Dec 7th 2012, 3:43 pm
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Re: Things to get used to
Sorry, but I MUST have some kind of sweetener in my tea.
However, there needs to be a milk addendum that should ban half-and-half. creamer or any other kind of 'fake' milk! Lemon is NOT an acceptable alternative in any circumstance.
However, there needs to be a milk addendum that should ban half-and-half. creamer or any other kind of 'fake' milk! Lemon is NOT an acceptable alternative in any circumstance.