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Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by Rascal
Arkon, Can I entice you over to NZ, humour is soooo lost over here. :D
Ok, perhaps not, knew you wouldn't come really. :o Its nice, its scenic, it has beaches, it has mountains, what more do ya want? :D On a serious note though, I've talked over moving to NZ with the missus and we've decided we would both rather have bowel surgery in the wood with a stick than move even further into the dark ages. The conversation went something like this.....Honey would you like to emmigrate to NZ? F off you C not while I have a hole in my A*se! (I coloured it in for effect!) |
Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by arkon
From what I gather I would like NZ even less than I do this place. The problem with having an excellent scenery, good beaches and mountains seems to mean there is F all else so what is the other 99% of your brain supposed to do?
On a serious note though, I've talked over moving to NZ with the missus and we've decided we would both rather have bowel surgery in the wood with a stick than move even further into the dark ages. The conversation went something like this.....Honey would you like to emmigrate to NZ? F off you C not while I have a hole in my A*se! (I coloured it in for effect!) Dark ages it certainly is! :o |
Re: Be nice to OZ
Then other 99% of your brain is used up coming on forums to try to stay sane. :D :D
I never used forums in the Uk, had way too much to do. :o |
Re: Be nice to OZ
I dont know too much about OZ having only been to Brisbane/Gold Coast, but in NZ, it doesn't matter where you go to shop, Auckland, Hamilton, Tauranga, Wellington (after a 7 hour drive!) and all the shops are samey, samey usual ones.
There is just NO choice hardly anywhere. :o New one just opened in Mt Wellington, Sylvia Park. Looked it up on the net, saw all the same shops as is everywhere else. Decided it wasn't worth the fuel to go look. :o So, its back to looking at the mountains, the beaches, the trees, the birds, the cats, the dogs, the flowers, etc |
Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by Rascal
Then other 99% of your brain is used up coming on forums to try to stay sane. :D :D
I never used forums in the Uk, had way too much to do. :o |
Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by arkon
You're right, I too never ever used a forum or chat or any other such time waster when I was back home. Now I wake up in my self imposed prison and wonder what new and delightful experience I can have today, then I realise there is sod all to do that I haven't done 50 times already and I don't really want to waste a brain cell driving an extra hour to visit another beach that looks EXACTLY like the last one and not a single ice cream parlour or candyfloss stall anywhere to be seen, No fish and chip shop, no one hiring out wind breaks and deckchairs, just nothing, nada, zippo. Then I ponder is it worth driving an extra 2 hours to visit another so called town or city to experience the exact same thing as I can 20 minutes away. So left with the forum or going outside to flambé my oil and chemical soaked skin before letting the local wildlife feed off me whilst they exchange their presents like yellow or Johns river virus’s the forum seems to win every time!
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Re: Be nice to OZ
My local hospital has been fantastic had my last visit today yipee.
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Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by arkon
From what I gather I would like NZ even less than I do this place. The problem with having an excellent scenery, good beaches and mountains seems to mean there is F all else so what is the other 99% of your brain supposed to do?
On a serious note though, I've talked over moving to NZ with the missus and we've decided we would both rather have bowel surgery in the wood with a stick than move even further into the dark ages. The conversation went something like this.....Honey would you like to emmigrate to NZ? F off you C not while I have a hole in my A*se! (I coloured it in for effect!) :D |
Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by arkon
You're right, I too never ever used a forum or chat or any other such time waster when I was back home. Now I wake up in my self imposed prison and wonder what new and delightful experience I can have today, then I realise there is sod all to do that I haven't done 50 times already and I don't really want to waste a brain cell driving an extra hour to visit another beach that looks EXACTLY like the last one and not a single ice cream parlour or candyfloss stall anywhere to be seen, No fish and chip shop, no one hiring out wind breaks and deckchairs, just nothing, nada, zippo. Then I ponder is it worth driving an extra 2 hours to visit another so called town or city to experience the exact same thing as I can 20 minutes away. So left with the forum or going outside to flambé my oil and chemical soaked skin before letting the local wildlife feed off me whilst they exchange their presents like yellow or Johns river virus’s the forum seems to win every time!
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Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by northernbird
It was your use of the word blame that was confusing, who was I blaming for what. Anyway call them what you like, I don't give a chuff.
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Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by Lord Pom Percy
Anyone want to say something nice about OZ for a change, poor OZ seems to be getting a big bashing down here in this forum. :(
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Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by arkon
untill then I'm back outside finding ways to kill the local pests.
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Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by rossifumi
What Bruce and Sheila? ;)
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Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by rossifumi
What Bruce and Sheila? ;)
No they are way too good at it hence the need to replace the population with us imported gimboids. |
Re: Be nice to OZ
Originally Posted by arkon
No, they all do an excellent and far better job of it than I ever could without using a neutron bomb. A couple of days ago I visited another farm with a neighbour 10 miles away, almost every few seconds my neighbour was saying something like...Poor (insert name ending in O), the guy that lives there he's lost a (insert body part here) due to (insert malady here). Then at most junctions along the way were little white crosses, flowers or wreathes with memorials to people killed on the roads.
No they are way too good at it hence the need to replace the population with us imported gimboids. |
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