Originally Posted by cinnabar

Are you sure it wasn't Ray? He does a nifty line in swimming lessons. Did the bloke in the supermarket want anything cooked in exchange?

Originally Posted by Sarah

When I lived in London, I could see into the flats across the road and vice versa. In one flat lived a Greek body builder guy with his girlfriend. Every night after his girlfriend had gone to bed, the guy would turn off all the lights in his place and jump up and down naked in front of the window.
Needless to say me and my male (gay) friend used to die laughing watching him.

Then one morning he followed me to work and told me his girlfriend had a bad back and couldn't have sex with him as it hurt her back too much, but he needed to have sex at least twice a day - so would I be willing to help him out?

At which point I told him NO! and legged it on the train to work and felt quite scared. However it didn't stop him from putting on his nightly show...which we still secretly watched

Originally Posted by Sarah

When I lived in London, I could see into the flats across the road and vice versa. In one flat lived a Greek body builder guy with his girlfriend. Every night after his girlfriend had gone to bed, the guy would turn off all the lights in his place and jump up and down naked in front of the window.
Needless to say me and my male (gay) friend used to die laughing watching him.

Then one morning he followed me to work and told me his girlfriend had a bad back and couldn't have sex with him as it hurt her back too much, but he needed to have sex at least twice a day - so would I be willing to help him out?

At which point I told him NO! and legged it on the train to work and felt quite scared. However it didn't stop him from putting on his nightly show...which we still secretly watched

Originally Posted by Sarah

When I lived in London, I could see into the flats across the road and vice versa. In one flat lived a Greek body builder guy with his girlfriend. Every night after his girlfriend had gone to bed, the guy would turn off all the lights in his place and jump up and down naked in front of the window.
Needless to say me and my male (gay) friend used to die laughing watching him.

Then one morning he followed me to work and told me his girlfriend had a bad back and couldn't have sex with him as it hurt her back too much, but he needed to have sex at least twice a day - so would I be willing to help him out?

At which point I told him NO! and legged it on the train to work and felt quite scared. However it didn't stop him from putting on his nightly show...which we still secretly watched

Originally Posted by elaineKB

Oh my god there is some wierdos in this world eh...well funny tho !

Originally Posted by Ray

Joycee just left on her cruise ....first job ..leave crumbs on the kitchen counter ... ...

Originally Posted by whiskers

Reminded me of when I lived in California I was packing the groceries into the car and this really cute guy comes rushing out of the store and said to me I was watching you shop and thought that you were stunning yer right anyway I said thanks and he asked me for a date I declined due to the fact that I was going threw my Divorce at the time and never mind the fact he was about 20 years my junior But never the less was secretly chuffed that he had the balls to run out of the store to ask me (he worked there) he told me his name was Matt and if I ever changed my mind to come and see him ( I don't think so)

I was telling the girls at work and about 3 weeks later the Human Resource manager said to me that her girl friend also got picked up by the same smooth talking Matt outside the store, I guess he was playing Russian Roulette sooner or later a yes.............Bummer and I thought I was the only one lol

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl

Reminds me of the time I had a flat tyre in St Ives, Cornwall. When I'd finished a guy came over and congratulated me on knowing how to change the wheel, said he'd been stood across the road watching. Gentlemen eh?

Originally Posted by anabella

Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile ?

Anabella

Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad

Yeah, but how did he know you wouldn't give him the "just cos I'm a woman it doesn't mean I can't change a tyre on my own you neanderthal sexist pig" routine....Women, eh

Ps - If I see someone in trouble (and I haven't got the kids in the car) I normally do offer to help, and some are grateful, but some are either suspicious or offended/offensive!!

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl

It was about 25 yrs ago...don't think people were as PC or as easily offended then.

Originally Posted by Jerseygirl

Reminds me of the time I had a flat tyre in St Ives, Cornwall. When I'd finished a guy came over and congratulated me on knowing how to change the wheel, said he'd been stood across the road watching. Gentlemen eh?